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  1. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    Yet another thread has popped up here
    So come have a look whenever you're near
    Cos I'll be done through and through
    If I cannot satisfy or entertain you.
    I started this thread.
    To mark my quest,
    Into the lands of poetry,
    With a backpack of zest,
    So come watch this thread
    With a sparkle and a smile
    That's not really necessary
    But I'll help it stay a while. :)
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2014
    MaxDaBeast, SupTo, Necrogue and 14 others like this.
  2. DTi56

    DTi56 Terrarian

    So... Poems are cool
    No matter what you do
    Always keep trying
    Just stop your crying
    And be you
    The only two of you
    Can make a difference.
     
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  3. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    Like a pound needs a pence.
     
  4. DTi56

    DTi56 Terrarian

    And it's not a foul stench.
     
  5. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    But if it is, sit on the bench.
    For no one needs that smell around here,
    It causes the mice to die from fear.
    Piercing their noses like flak
    I think they had a heart attack.
    For any who smell it rock and sway
    And eventually turn stiff and rot away.
     
  6. DTi56

    DTi56 Terrarian

    Run away
    For today is the day
    Where evil
    Becomes feeble.
     
  7. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    The time has come for it to be crushed
    The poison from this place must be flushed
    I dunno if it really is evil
    Or the work of a pesky weevil
    Breeding like rabbits in the wood
    Cramped in the walls where they once stood.
     
  8. DTi56

    DTi56 Terrarian

    Our days are over
    The Crimson won us
    With no such tusks
    And with no luck
    Shall we be weary
    This very day.
     
  9. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    The Crimson hasn't won
    You thought it was over?
    It's starting to get fun
     
  10. Just_A_Dude

    Just_A_Dude Official Terrarian

    As bright as the sun,
    Can't you see, my friend?
    The Crimson is taking us soon,
    And our world shall met it's end
     
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  11. stormconure

    stormconure Golem

    Haikus can be fun.
    Sometimes they don't make much sense.
    Refrigerator.
     
    MaxDaBeast, excession, Teal and 10 others like this.
  12. Edge

    Edge Headless Horseman

    The sun turned to red,
    A day I shall never be afraid,
    Here no one shall come to bed,
    For I have come to said,
    Death just got bred
     
  13. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    But keep it in mind
    It's the plague's fault you will find
    On one side an area of twisted flesh
    The other side invading darkness
    But if the hallow were to stop lazing about
    These two biomes no one would miss.
    For both sides wish to take over the planet
    Destruction and death will ensue
    But lucky for us they're too lazy to plan it
    For doomsday hasn't happened even when due.
     
  14. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    I've decided to do a poem regarding The Terrarian Fight Club.
    (If you've read @stormconure 's short story then you will understand this)

    We were once one of many
    Watching Red's tricks
    Even though they were zany
    They were also very slick
    We were watching his many magic stunts
    Everyone praised him aloud
    Until a disagreement at the front
    Which started a brawl in the crowd
    But fate's coin decided to flip
    As everyone knows
    sometimes competitors become rivals
    Sometimes friendship grows
    And so that is our journey
    From something small and wormy
    Into the brawling hub
    The Terrarian Fight Club.
     
  15. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    A frost moon poem for @Matsu

    Jingle bells, Santa smells,
    We've all heard that little rhyme
    But the man himself will travel many miles
    To make you pay for that crime.
    As you wake one Xmas morning
    Finding a parcel outside your house
    The letter anonymous
    And as delicate as a mouse.
    "This really must be barmy!"
    At the air you cry in a fit
    For this guy Wants to awaken an army
    And feed your head to it.
    The early waves are a playful tease
    Through A hail of bullets they drop
    But as you find a little later
    That it'll take more for them to stop

    The waves progress, Consider the urge to flee
    Or be torn apart by an angry xmas tree.
    you dodge the pine bullets, your mind goes blank
    As out of the woods trundles a santank.
    You push on. The urge to fight.
    Not having been wounded a slight
    The santanks fall, the everscreams perish.
    "Ha! Easier than catching fish!"
    But your hopes drop, and so does your face
    As you see the thing that'll kill you with grace
    It's the creature that only legends have seen.
    The one, but not only Ice Queen!
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2014
  16. Matsu

    Matsu Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Yet again you serve only to demonstrate my mediocrity.
     
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  17. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    Well stick that into your poetry corner and when (or if) im recognised for this, I'll pull you up into the limelight with me for a bow. :)
     
  18. DTi56

    DTi56 Terrarian

    I read that like Jingle Bells.
     
  19. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    Something for @darthmorf

    Time for Dr darthmorf to tinker in his lab
    Time for him to do some science
    For he's working for the greater good
    Against advocates of compliance
    That work for a great evil.
    But most of his time he's playing God
    Like with his genetic super-weevils
    Why? He likes his creatures odd.
    Because he's a scientist
    And a mad one at that,
    Creating monsters and cackling
    At the drop of a hat.
    If anyone has an unclean slate
    Into his holding pens they go
    What happens to them after that,
    No one really knows.
    So there's the summary of darthmorf
    who sets genetics free
    So if you wanna see something weird and cool
    Come to the man with the PhD.
     
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  20. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    A badass creed for TFC. Feel free to use this @stormconure and @Craftamus the Shadow King

    We are the life of the trees,
    The cursed fires of destruction.
    The suffocating vaccum,
    Of endless suction.
    The shadows of the night,
    Which whisper in your ear.
    The creators of many tales,
    That inspire fear.