Alright, regarding that I do not care about sonic in the slightest, and know practically nothing about many of the staff members, I feel like I am more than qualified to assign each and every staff member a sonic character!
Heeeeere we go!
Redigit - Tails. Cause he's a programmer.
Cenx - Tekal? Tekai? I can't read that tiny text Matsu, you nerd.
Skiphs - Amy. He's got a cheerful avatar.
Crowno - Vector. I just felt like Crowno was a Vector kinda guy.
Jim - Omega. Cause the colors are similar.
Yoraiz0r - Cream. Cause he's only 21.
Arkhalis - Jet. Because of his sword. And it's hard to find. And he thinks he's so cool he doesn't NEED a dev armor. IT MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
Loki - Wave. Considering he's the community manager, he must have to deal with a lot of dumb people.
D-Town - Sonic. I literally looked through his posts and they seemed real positive, so yeah.
Lazure - Blaze. He's only got 14 posts. Plus, he's got a pink girl as an avatar.
Food Barbarian - Big. Because you get "big" from eating a lot of food.
Safeman - Charmy. Because she often lacks proper punctuation and capitalization, and I find that slightly irritating.
Leinfors - Espin. Esain? Espio? Pink lizard ninja.
Tsuki - Rogue. Cause sexy demon-bat girls and all that.
Tunnel King - Sliver. Because trying to escape from his administrative wrath is NO USE.
Nike Leon - Gamma. Because let's be honest, Nike Leon would totally die for a bird.
Matsu - Eggman. Anyone with common sense wouldn't have posted a stupid thread like this.
Charmander27 - Knuckles. Both of them have red hair and flames of passion.
Ghostar - Shadow. Cause she's sorta like Ryuko, and Ryuko's sorta like Shadow.
ExoticCharm - Tails. Again. Just because of the fox avatar. It would be heresy to pick anything else.
Jeckel - Storm. No one else got Storm, so Jeckel gets stuck with this one.
Kelp - Chaos. I wish there were more sonic characters on this list.
Doylee - Coldsteel the hedgeheg. OC do not steal.