RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

- Wyverns look exactly like Asian dragons.
- Slimes of all colors drop blue gel.
- Ash isn't burnt out by lava.
- Lava only sets you on fire for a few seconds.
- Just equipping a pair of flippers lets you swim perfectly in water, even while wearing heavy as heck armor. Meanwhile, if you get into water wearing no armor pieces and no flippers, you sink like a brick.

Anyhow, let me nitpick on a few posts...

4 robotic creatures have souls

Cyborgs tho. Cyborgs do have souls. See: Robocop, Armitage III, Dragon Ball.

A clown is a fiend that throws bombs.

"Ronald McDonalds." Except for the bomb part.

2. Even though Excalibur should be the one buried in a stone(Enchanted Sword), you craft it instead.

The sword in the stone =/= Excalibur. Excalibur was the sword given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake, the sword in the stone was just a beta test (to see who was worthy of wielding the real thing.) It's a common misconception born from too many people who never read Arthur's legend repeating the "Excalibur in a stone" 'fact' one too many times.
 
- The sword in the stone =/= Excalibur. Excalibur was the sword given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake, the sword in the stone was just a beta test (to see who was worthy of wielding the real thing.) It's a common misconception born from too many people who never read Arthur's legend repeating the "Excalibur in a stone" 'fact' one too many times.
Sorta like how Frankenstein's Monster is often called Frankenstein instead. Oh right..

Frankenstein should really be Frankenstein's Monster, or something similar.
 
The sword in the stone =/= Excalibur. Excalibur was the sword given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake, the sword in the stone was just a beta test (to see who was worthy of wielding the real thing.) It's a common misconception born from too many people who never read Arthur's legend repeating the "Excalibur in a stone" 'fact' one too many times.
Close enough. And Excalibur(in Terraria) still doesn't come from any Lady, of the lake or otherwise.
 
* Selling a Gold Bar gives only 12 Silver Coins, it cost more than finding it
* Skeleton Archers shoots arrows but has no quiver seen but drops a Magic Quiver and doesn't drop arrow ammo's (Really?)
* Skeletons has tons of Skeleton Head, but rarely even drops the Skull Vanity (seriously? :3)
 
A clown is a fiend that throws bombs.
Pretty sure it's like that in real life.
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