RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[CrazyDragon]

ERROR!@@#$@&&r#ry TheStuffOfLegends= USER HAS SHUT DOWN... REASON... MIND EXPLOSION.....

Shazam! Wazing! Boom! Kablamo! Pow!

 

[lonken prak]

YO-YO'S DEFY ALL PHYSICS AND LOGIC

 

[Jack Morgan]

Probably been said before, but who's got time to look through all forty pages?

Pyramids IRL are big piles of stone marking an underground catacomb-like thing
Pyramids in Terraria are fully submerged, with a tiny little room in the middle of it.

Dat's not how it works.

 

[Murphmario]

You can't break body parts after falling.

 

[WilliamD]

You can defeat Cthulu's brother

 

[Dirk the Daring]

A tortured soul is a physical body. Throw powder on it to relieve it of it's massive sunburn.

 

[WilliamD]

You can handle carrying the fragments even though the fragment power will incenerate you

 

[CrazyDragon]

There are beetles that follow you around when you have a certain armor set on and they either make you more powerful or they reduce damage you take

Offensive beetles: We were trained in the art of beetle-foo by the greatest beetle masters and only aid those who are worthy.
Defensive beetles: All the monsters are gone! Quick, defensive formation! When they come back we'll take a few blows.

Edit: Apparently beetles can also talk. And do martial arts. And have brains.

 

[stlast]

A piggy bank can hold tons and tons of other piggy banks. But since all piggy banks contain the same thing, all of the piggy banks inside the piggy bank are containing themselves. The piggy banks are also all simultaneously containing each other. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET?

Bankception

 

[lltothere]

pumpking drops bat scepter because there is no bat king
[DOUBLEPOST=1437790494,1437790423][/DOUBLEPOST]pumpking drops bat scepter because there is no bat king

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

You can handle carrying the fragments even though the fragment power will incenerate you

What says they'll incinerate you?

 

[WilliamD]

Logic and the power :3

 

[XTQuakeX]

Terraria: where critters made of gold inconspicuously have golden cages, cyborgs spend their time making taste modules instead of better weapons, and the steampunker just doesn't wear brass.

 

[Mattix]

Shotguns... Now multiply musket balls.
Drinks water. Can't drink potions for 1 minute.
Buff duration: says 1 minute. After 1 minute, it's down to 60 seconds.
Wall of flesh: explodes and rots within seconds.
Obsidian skull. Somehow protects from heat.
Carrying hellstone and lava. Does not hurt.
Gel from slimes which dissolve everything. Is tasty.
There is at least 9001 of each boss.
You have died. You dropped some money.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Buff duration: says 1 minute. After 1 minute, it's down to 60 seconds.

That one is because the time is rounded to the nearest minute, which actually make more sense then a timer that jumps from two minutes to 60 seconds.

 

[Ezel]

You can walk with Frost Armor through deserts and it doesn't even melt.

 

[lltothere]

you can walk in water with molten armor and the fire doesn't go out

 

[Kirix]

lol, excellent thread.

 

[RealSaucer]

Pirates invade carrying golden toilets, golden chairs, golden tables and countless other golden things. Pirates carry powerful weapons like a pirate staff or the insanely powerful Coin Gun. However, they stick to their normal crossbows and guns.

 

[TMB50]

You somehow have to wear (Not carry. wear) a guide in order to make vine ropes. It would make sense to have to use it once or similar, but either the PC must have a horrible memory or the process to make vine ropes must be very complex to have to ocnstantly carry a guide to do it.