Return to Sender (Port of “Counter-Kill the above avatar” from the MCF)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Player_Miner, May 25, 2019.

  1. Player_Miner

    Player_Miner Terrarian

    Basically, you survive/evade the above poster’s attack and have them die from it before attacking the poster below. Just surviving isn’t enough. You’re only allowed to simply survive then kill them with an attack of your own if their own actions in their attack allows you to do so (Dodging a shot and immediately shooting the offender isn’t allowed, but dodging a reckless charge and immediately tripping the offender, causing them to face plant into a wall of spikes or fall into a pit of lava is allowed.)

    Poster A: I fire a massive laser at the next poster.
    Poster B: I throw a scientific mirror in the way, causing you to get hit by the laser.
    I open fire on the next poster with a nail gun.
    Poster C: The nails... fail to do any actual damage at a distance. After you run out of nails, I pick one up off the ground and punch it into your neck and a few other places, facepalming internally the whole time.
    I throw a barrage of fireballs at the next poster.


    I fire a barrage of anvils at the next poster.
  2. Defure

    Defure Golem

    They're too heavy to hit me in flight, but I can still pick one up and drop it on you, which I do.

    I claw open the next person's throat.
  3. Chips

    Chips The Destroyer

    I have a frictionless collar just for this, harmlessly dispersing your attack.

    I infect the next poster with a disease that will kill them in three days.
  4. Defure

    Defure Golem

    I get you infected with it and cure myself, using all of the cure.

    I electrocute the next person. And I can't die from electricity.
  5. Murphmario

    Murphmario Retinazer

    I hit you back with a counter move from a fighting game. I take no damage from the hit of course.

    I hit the NP with a chair.
  6. Chips

    Chips The Destroyer

    I grab said chair out of your hands and hit you back.

    NP falls through the ground.
  7. Player_Miner

    Player_Miner Terrarian

    I initiate flight, fly above ground level, then use Redirect to make you fall through the ground instead.

    I “accidentally” create a sinkhole below the next poster.
  8. Idelac0

    Idelac0 Terrarian

    You forgot that I was next to you. As we're falling, I use you as a footstool, causing you to fall to your death.

    I splatter the next poster with ink.
  9. Defure

    Defure Golem

    I used a portal gun to make it hit you instead.

    I slice the next person's throat while they're sleeping.
  10. Algot 120

    Algot 120 Eye of Cthulhu

    you have forgoten to sharpen your claws so all you acomplish is puling your ow claw of from your hand and bleeding to death.

    I force NP to use the extreemly confusing controlls of the game nethack, they end up acidentally zaping themselves with a rod of deah
  11. Player_Miner

    Player_Miner Terrarian

    ...wait, self damage is off... and it’s zapping something... which means... *spots Algot dead on the floor*

    I fire a barrage of snowballs at the next poster.
  12. Idelac0

    Idelac0 Terrarian

    I quickly run a few commands.

    > set snowballDamage = 20
    > relocate entityName.snowball > playerName.Player_Miner (0, 10, 0)
    > velocity entityName.snowball (0, -10, 0)

    These commands allow the snowballs to deal damage, and all the snowballs get teleported over your head by 10 meters, which fall on you.

    I unleash the All-Out Attack on the next poster, somehow on my own.
  13. Algot 120

    Algot 120 Eye of Cthulhu

    I am wearing very OP aurmour and you over exert yourself to death

    I make it so the next poster is very unlucky, (using magic to do so) causing them to trip ver their own feet and break their neck
  14. Player_Miner

    Player_Miner Terrarian

    Curse Protection Poppet! *algot120 gets struck by lightning for attempting the curse*

    I summon 50 Dungeon Guardians all around the next poster and teleport away before immediately being automatically moved into the AOE of an Ender Anchor.
  15. Idelac0

    Idelac0 Terrarian

    I fire a Samsara Arrow at the Ender Anchor, causing it to be instantly destroyed, and I teleport you near the Dungeon Guardians immediately afterward. Then I exploit your and the Guardians' weaknesses by casting Makougaon, causing all of you to be knocked down and vulnerable. Then I somehow initiate a solo All-Out Attack.
    *Cue Finishing Touch*
    "Disrespect levels are over 9000."

    I barrage the next poster with a spell combo consisting of Agidyne, Bufudyne, Ziodyne, Garudyne, Psiodyne, Freidyne, Kougaon, Eigaon, and Megidolaon. (Look 'em up if you don't know them)