Sorry for slacking off on this. I'll make the game continue now.
Yeet, you say? Well, I YEET Bandit F into Bandit D.
Rolled a
6!!
You light Bandit F on fire and put on some fireproof gloves. Then you throw Bandit F at Bandit D. The collision apparently was the fatal blow for both Bandits! However, the fireproof gloves didn't stop the fire entirely, and you take 35 damage.
Bandit D: 0/1602 HP (-238 HP)
Bandit F: 0/1602 HP (-199 HP)
Player_Miner: 242/694 HP (-35 HP)
Rolled a
2.
You throw the knife at Bandit A, but he just deflects it with his axe, causing it to fly into your arm. 150 damage.
PepsiCola350: 235/598 HP (-150 HP)
I WABAM the weakest Bandito.
Rolled a
3.
Your fist just misses. That's it.
AUTO TURN
GDog_0 casts Heal on himself.
GDog_0 recovers 224 HP!
GDog_0: 279/685 HP
algot blasts Bandit A with magic.
Rolled a
2.
algot's stored magic bursts and damages him for 33 damage.
algot: 1/593 HP
Ahalais cuts Bandit C with his scythe.
Surge of Bravery took effect!
Rolled a
7!!! (6+1)
Ahalais enlarges his scythe to a ludicrous size, and bombards the foes with innumerable spades. Then he applies an insurmountable amount of magic to the scythe, and slices, resulting in an explosion, obliterating the foes with enormous damage! The explosion also damages the party a little, and it destroys Ahalais and algot, too.
GG NO RE! Revive?
Bandit A: 198/1602 HP (-251 HP)
Bandit C: 0/1602 HP (-251 HP)
Bandit E: 12/1602 HP (-206 HP)
Idelac: 560/698 HP (-70 HP)
Player_Miner: 208/694 HP (-69 HP)
GDog_0: 210/685 HP (-69 HP)
Giant Skell: 83/750 HP (-75 HP)
PepsiCola350: 325/598 HP (-60 HP)
Murphmario: 83/300 HP (-30 HP)
ForagingSlime: 97/300 HP (-30 HP)
Murphmario slaps Bandit E in the face.
Rolled a
2.
The Bandit just slices Murphmario when he approaches. 82 damage.
Murphmario: 1/300 HP
ForagingSlime tackles Bandit A.
Rolled a
6!!
ForagingSlime uses an Enlarge spell, then bodyslams the Bandit. 140 damage to Bandit A! Recoil does 15 damage.
Bandit A: 58/1602 HP (-140 HP)
ForagingSlime 82/300 HP
ENEMY TURN
Bandit A attacks!
PepsiCola350 took 124 damage!
PepsiCola350: 201/598 HP
Bandit A took 64 damage from the Automated Spike Trap!
Bandit A was defeated!
Bandit E attacks!
GDog_0 took 127 damage!
GDog_0: 83/685 HP
PLAYER TURN
I decide to finish off the battle with a full-power Breakneck Blitz.
Rolled a 6!!
I surround myself with several times more Z-Power than I needed, and unleash the attack on the Bandit. HUGE damage! Using too much Z-Power deals 35 damage to me.
Bandit E: 0/1602 HP (-318 HP)
Idelac: 525/698 HP (-35 HP)
YOU WON!
+66 EXP
The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 560/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 208/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 83/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) LEVEL UP! 25/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF
GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 629/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 201/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) LEVEL UP! 34/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) LEVEL UP! 74/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF
Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28)
LEVEL UP! 142/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28)
LEVEL UP! 175/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF
The party opens one of the chests. They get... 10 Tokens!
Idelac: Wow.
Player_Miner: Aren't these things rare?
GoldHero101: Either they actually stole these valuables from the town, or they came across it by happenstance.
PepsiCola350: Welp, let's grab 'em! Now, let's focus on our main mission: Rescuing Philip.
BloodCrawler/Murphmario/ForagingSlime: (All at once) Who's Philip?
algot: Oh, right. You haven't heard of him. He's the protege of the headman of Cobbleston's guard. He has the Relic of Patience with him, which is why the bandits kidnapped him.
Murphmario: Uh... sounds complicated.
algot: ...Yeah. It'll take a while to understand. Now, let us move on.
The party leaves the treasure room, and continues on the main path. Surprisingly, they don't encounter any monsters until they reach their destination.
Ahalais: We're pretty far in... are we there yet?
GoldHero101: Quick, hide!
The party hides in a niche in the stone wall. Conveniently it's big enough to obstruct the entire party from view. The party eavesdrops...
???: Do tell me about this hero group of yours, lad. Knows how to fight, do they?
Philip: T-That's right! They're stronger than all of you put together! You won't stand a chance!
Bandit 1: Stronger than all of us?! Hahahaha!
Bandit 2: The boy's daft!
Philip: Hey, I'm not joking here! Quit laughing!
Bandit 3: Hear that, mates? These guys're the strongest hero group in the realm!
Bandit 2: If they think they can best all of us, they're more madmen than heroes!
Bandit 1: ...This isn't a fairy tale. Real heroes don't waste their time with brats.
Bandit 2: Aye. If they really are heroes, I think a damsel in distress will serve as better bait. Think we should go back for the mom?
Bandit 3: Heh! Now, there's a plan! I'll drink to that!
Philip: Grrr...! You won't be laughing when The Order of the Stone is through with you!
Bandit 1: Order...? Now that's a frightening name! Just look, I can't stop shakin' with fear!
???: Shut it, all of you!
Bandit 3: ...Boss? Gaston?
Gaston: I think the lad's telling the truth. The boy's got more courage than the lot of you, and more wits, to boot. So quit yammerin', and sharpen yer axes!
Philip: ...
GoldHero101: Geez! If we don't do anything, Philip's dead!
Player_Miner: But look at them. They outnumber us. If we take them head on, we'll die too.
GDog_0: I think someone can serve as a distraction...
Murphmario: Are you crazy?!
GDog_0: I know it's risky, but do we have any choice?
Murphmario: But--
Idelac: Enough, both of you. I'll do it.
algot: ...Idelac?
Idelac: I'll drive them off, and then after I give the signal, we'll attack Gaston.
algot: Okay. Good luck.
I run off and...
Gaston: But still... this lad could be worth using.
Philip: ...!
Gaston: Wanna join our family? We're always looking for men with pluck.
Philip: Never! Just like my master, I'm going to be a great warrior! I'll never drop to the ways of thievery!
Gaston: Hahaha! Hear that, boys? The lad says he's too good for banditry! Tell you what. Think you're the only one who thinks that? Lemme tell you--
Idelac: THAT'S ENOUGH!
I rush the Bandits, and I use Magidyne on the bandits, knocking a majority of the bandits out. Only two are left standing.
Idelac: C'mere, guys!
Then the rest of the party rushes to my side.
Philip: It's you! You're the Order!
GoldHero101: No time to worry about that now. Stay back, okay, kiddo?
Philip agrees and rushes to the back.
Gaston: So, you did come.
Bandit 1: Ey, look! It's the mighty Order of the Stone, in the flesh!
Bandit 2: Damn, they are mad! And how'd they get in here, anyway? Where are the lookouts?!
algot: Bleeding in the dirt, last we saw.
Gaston: So you are no common hero group.
Player_Miner: Just as you are no common bandit. Why have you taken Philip from Cobbleston?
Gaston: I see... you have questions. Well, let me tell you something. Do you want answers from me? Then... you'll have to earn the right!
BOSS BATTLE START
PLAYER TURN
I decide to get rid of Gaston's support first and use Level Slash.
Rolled a
3.
For some reason the sword just misses.
Gaston: 2692/2692 HP, 45 EXP
Bandit A: 1602/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit B: 1602/1602 HP, 11 EXP
The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 560/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 208/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 83/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) 25/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF
GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 629/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 201/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) 34/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) 74/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF
Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28) 142/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28) 175/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF
The Order's Allies
The party doesn't have any Allies.
The Order's Buildings
Giant Skell: LV 3, 158/750 HP, 200.0% ATK, 75.0% DEF (Occupied [GoldHero101]) (Offensive)
Automated Spike Trap: 200/200 HP, 100.0% ATK, 60.0% DEF (Available) (Supportive)