RNPG: Random Number Playing Game

I decide to drink a healing potion, since that Bandit hurt me pretty bad.
You heal yourself for 81 HP!
Murphmario: 274/300 HP

Ahalais proceeds to give Bandit F a cranial rupture by swinging right at the top of the bandit's head
Rolled a 2. (1+1)
The scythe ends up bouncing off of the Bandit's head, and it cuts you for 114 damage. It looks like the Bandit used a decoy to take the hit for him.
LifeAsRoyalRanger: 150/456 HP

I heal us by casting heal all
You heal everyone! (If you're wondering why it did so little it's because heal-all spells heal all targets for half of what they normally heal)
Idelac: 698/698 HP (+134 HP)
Player_Miner: 339/694 HP (+83 HP)
GDog_0: 117/685 HP (+116 HP)
algot: 121/593 HP (+83 HP)
PepsiCola350: 475/598 HP (+102 HP)
LifeAsRoyalRanger: 319/456 HP (+55 HP)
BloodCrawler: 136/300 HP (+48 HP)
Murphmario: 300/300 HP (+26 HP)
ForagingSlime: 195/300 HP (+39 HP)

I whack some scrap into plates and heal the Skell up by welding these plates on...
You heal the Giant Skell for 195 HP!
Giant Skell: 353/750 HP

I unleash a barrage of boulders on the enemies.
Rolled a 4!
The boulders hit random foes, and deal some good damage.
Bandit B: 0/1602 HP (-212 HP, 2 hits)
Bandit D: 117/1602 HP (-131 HP, 1 hit)
Bandit F: 174/1602 HP (-267 HP, 2 hits)

I spin attack.. but using FIRE!
Rolled a 3.
You use wind magic instead. The wind magic is strong enough to push the Bandits out of the attack, so you end up missing.

AUTO TURN
GDog_0 shoots Bandit F with a bow.
Rolled a 5!
GDog_0 uses a gun instead. The bullet deals 151 damage.
Bandit F: 23/1602 HP

BloodCrawler bites Bandit D.
Rolled a 2.
The Bandit kicks BloodCrawler as he goes in for the bite. 75 damage.
BloodCrawler: 61/300 HP

ForagingSlime tackles Bandit F.
Surge of Bravery took effect! (This skill boosts your roll by 1, if you don't know)
Rolled a 3. (2+1)
The Bandit swiftly dodges the attack.

ENEMY TURN
Bandit A used Chop!
algot took 34 damage!
algot: 87/593 HP

Bandit C attacks!
Murphmario took 83 damage!
Murphmario: 217/300 HP

Bandit D attacks!
The attack misses.

Bandit E attacks!
The attack misses.

Bandit F used Sweep!
Idelac: 630/698 HP (-68 HP)
Player_Miner: 277/694 HP (-62 HP)
GDog_0: 55/685 HP (-62 HP)
algot: 34/593 HP (-53 HP)
Giant Skell: 237/750 HP (-116 HP)
PepsiCola350: 385/598 HP (-90 HP)
LifeAsRoyalRanger: 247/456 HP (-72 HP)
BloodCrawler: 0/300 HP (-70 HP)
Murphmario: 113/300 HP (-104 HP)
ForagingSlime: 127/300 HP (-68 HP)
The axe hits BloodCrawler across the throat, causing a fatal blow. YEET! Revive?

PLAYER TURN
I throw the Automated Spike Trap at Bandit A. Bandit A will now take damage equivalent to 4% of its Max HP stat.

(If you're wondering why I moved again it's because using the Automated Spike Trap is a free action, meaning that I get to take another turn after that)
I add insult to injury by whacking Bandit A with my sword.
Rolled a 4!
The blade hits for 93 damage!
Bandit A: 449/1602 HP

Bandit A: 449/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit B: 0/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit C: 262/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit D: 117/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit E: 218/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit F: 23/1602 HP, 11 EXP

The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (18/105) 630/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (18/105) 277/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (18/105) 55/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 10 (91/92) 34/593 HP, 113.2% ATK, 113.6% DEF

GoldHero101: LV 10 (22/92) 629/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (7/92) 385/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 7 (25/59) 247/456 HP, 108.6% ATK, 108.6% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 1 (0/20) 0/300 HP, 100.0% ATK, 100.0% DEF
Murphmario: LV 1 (0/20) 113/300 HP, 100.0% ATK, 100.0% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 1 (0/20) 127/300 HP, 100.0% ATK, 100.0% DEF

The Order's Allies
The party doesn't have any Allies.

The Order's Buildings
Giant Skell: LV 3, 158/750 HP, 200.0% ATK, 75.0% DEF (Occupied [GoldHero101]) (Offensive)
Automated Spike Trap: 200/200 HP, 100.0% ATK, 60.0% DEF (In Use [Bandit A]) (Supportive)
 
Sorry for slacking off on this. I'll make the game continue now.
Yeet, you say? Well, I YEET Bandit F into Bandit D.
Rolled a 6!!
You light Bandit F on fire and put on some fireproof gloves. Then you throw Bandit F at Bandit D. The collision apparently was the fatal blow for both Bandits! However, the fireproof gloves didn't stop the fire entirely, and you take 35 damage.
Bandit D: 0/1602 HP (-238 HP)
Bandit F: 0/1602 HP (-199 HP)
Player_Miner: 242/694 HP (-35 HP)

Stabby stab bandit a
Rolled a 2.
You throw the knife at Bandit A, but he just deflects it with his axe, causing it to fly into your arm. 150 damage.
PepsiCola350: 235/598 HP (-150 HP)

I WABAM the weakest Bandito.
Rolled a 3.
Your fist just misses. That's it.

AUTO TURN
GDog_0 casts Heal on himself.
GDog_0 recovers 224 HP!
GDog_0: 279/685 HP

algot blasts Bandit A with magic.
Rolled a 2.
algot's stored magic bursts and damages him for 33 damage.
algot: 1/593 HP

Ahalais cuts Bandit C with his scythe.
Surge of Bravery took effect!
Rolled a 7!!! (6+1)
Ahalais enlarges his scythe to a ludicrous size, and bombards the foes with innumerable spades. Then he applies an insurmountable amount of magic to the scythe, and slices, resulting in an explosion, obliterating the foes with enormous damage! The explosion also damages the party a little, and it destroys Ahalais and algot, too. GG NO RE! Revive?
Bandit A: 198/1602 HP (-251 HP)
Bandit C: 0/1602 HP (-251 HP)
Bandit E: 12/1602 HP (-206 HP)
Idelac: 560/698 HP (-70 HP)
Player_Miner: 208/694 HP (-69 HP)
GDog_0: 210/685 HP (-69 HP)
Giant Skell: 83/750 HP (-75 HP)
PepsiCola350: 325/598 HP (-60 HP)
Murphmario: 83/300 HP (-30 HP)
ForagingSlime: 97/300 HP (-30 HP)

Murphmario slaps Bandit E in the face.
Rolled a 2.
The Bandit just slices Murphmario when he approaches. 82 damage.
Murphmario: 1/300 HP

ForagingSlime tackles Bandit A.
Rolled a 6!!
ForagingSlime uses an Enlarge spell, then bodyslams the Bandit. 140 damage to Bandit A! Recoil does 15 damage.
Bandit A: 58/1602 HP (-140 HP)
ForagingSlime 82/300 HP

ENEMY TURN
Bandit A attacks!
PepsiCola350 took 124 damage!
PepsiCola350: 201/598 HP
Bandit A took 64 damage from the Automated Spike Trap!
Bandit A was defeated!

Bandit E attacks!
GDog_0 took 127 damage!
GDog_0: 83/685 HP

PLAYER TURN
I decide to finish off the battle with a full-power Breakneck Blitz.
Rolled a 6!!
I surround myself with several times more Z-Power than I needed, and unleash the attack on the Bandit. HUGE damage! Using too much Z-Power deals 35 damage to me.
Bandit E: 0/1602 HP (-318 HP)
Idelac: 525/698 HP (-35 HP)

YOU WON!
+66 EXP

The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 560/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 208/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 83/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) LEVEL UP! 25/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF

GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 629/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 201/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) LEVEL UP! 34/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) LEVEL UP! 74/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF
Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28) LEVEL UP! 142/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28) LEVEL UP! 175/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF

The party opens one of the chests. They get... 10 Tokens!
Idelac: Wow.
Player_Miner: Aren't these things rare?
GoldHero101: Either they actually stole these valuables from the town, or they came across it by happenstance.
PepsiCola350: Welp, let's grab 'em! Now, let's focus on our main mission: Rescuing Philip.
BloodCrawler/Murphmario/ForagingSlime: (All at once) Who's Philip?
algot: Oh, right. You haven't heard of him. He's the protege of the headman of Cobbleston's guard. He has the Relic of Patience with him, which is why the bandits kidnapped him.
Murphmario: Uh... sounds complicated.
algot: ...Yeah. It'll take a while to understand. Now, let us move on.

The party leaves the treasure room, and continues on the main path. Surprisingly, they don't encounter any monsters until they reach their destination.
Ahalais: We're pretty far in... are we there yet?
GoldHero101: Quick, hide!
The party hides in a niche in the stone wall. Conveniently it's big enough to obstruct the entire party from view. The party eavesdrops...
???: Do tell me about this hero group of yours, lad. Knows how to fight, do they?
Philip: T-That's right! They're stronger than all of you put together! You won't stand a chance!
Bandit 1: Stronger than all of us?! Hahahaha!
Bandit 2: The boy's daft!
Philip: Hey, I'm not joking here! Quit laughing!
Bandit 3: Hear that, mates? These guys're the strongest hero group in the realm!
Bandit 2: If they think they can best all of us, they're more madmen than heroes!
Bandit 1: ...This isn't a fairy tale. Real heroes don't waste their time with brats.
Bandit 2: Aye. If they really are heroes, I think a damsel in distress will serve as better bait. Think we should go back for the mom?
Bandit 3: Heh! Now, there's a plan! I'll drink to that!
Philip: Grrr...! You won't be laughing when The Order of the Stone is through with you!
Bandit 1: Order...? Now that's a frightening name! Just look, I can't stop shakin' with fear!
???: Shut it, all of you!
Bandit 3: ...Boss? Gaston?
Gaston: I think the lad's telling the truth. The boy's got more courage than the lot of you, and more wits, to boot. So quit yammerin', and sharpen yer axes!
Philip: ...

GoldHero101: Geez! If we don't do anything, Philip's dead!
Player_Miner: But look at them. They outnumber us. If we take them head on, we'll die too.
GDog_0: I think someone can serve as a distraction...
Murphmario: Are you crazy?!
GDog_0: I know it's risky, but do we have any choice?
Murphmario: But--
Idelac: Enough, both of you. I'll do it.
algot: ...Idelac?
Idelac: I'll drive them off, and then after I give the signal, we'll attack Gaston.
algot: Okay. Good luck.
I run off and...

Gaston: But still... this lad could be worth using.
Philip: ...!
Gaston: Wanna join our family? We're always looking for men with pluck.
Philip: Never! Just like my master, I'm going to be a great warrior! I'll never drop to the ways of thievery!
Gaston: Hahaha! Hear that, boys? The lad says he's too good for banditry! Tell you what. Think you're the only one who thinks that? Lemme tell you--
Idelac: THAT'S ENOUGH!
I rush the Bandits, and I use Magidyne on the bandits, knocking a majority of the bandits out. Only two are left standing.
Idelac: C'mere, guys!
Then the rest of the party rushes to my side.
Philip: It's you! You're the Order!
GoldHero101: No time to worry about that now. Stay back, okay, kiddo?
Philip agrees and rushes to the back.
Gaston: So, you did come.
Bandit 1: Ey, look! It's the mighty Order of the Stone, in the flesh!
Bandit 2: Damn, they are mad! And how'd they get in here, anyway? Where are the lookouts?!
algot: Bleeding in the dirt, last we saw.
Gaston: So you are no common hero group.
Player_Miner: Just as you are no common bandit. Why have you taken Philip from Cobbleston?
Gaston: I see... you have questions. Well, let me tell you something. Do you want answers from me? Then... you'll have to earn the right!

BOSS BATTLE START

PLAYER TURN
I decide to get rid of Gaston's support first and use Level Slash.
Rolled a 3.
For some reason the sword just misses.

Gaston: 2692/2692 HP, 45 EXP
Bandit A: 1602/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit B: 1602/1602 HP, 11 EXP

The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 560/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 208/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 83/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) 25/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF

GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 629/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 201/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) 34/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) 74/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF

Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28) 142/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28) 175/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF

The Order's Allies
The party doesn't have any Allies.

The Order's Buildings
Giant Skell: LV 3, 158/750 HP, 200.0% ATK, 75.0% DEF (Occupied [GoldHero101]) (Offensive)
Automated Spike Trap: 200/200 HP, 100.0% ATK, 60.0% DEF (Available) (Supportive)
 
It’s RAAAAIIINNNIIING HEAAALING!!!!!!
Touch of Kindness strengthens the skill!
You heal everyone!
Idelac: 698/698 HP (+138 HP)
Player_Miner: 385/694 HP (+177 HP)
GDog_0: 225/685 HP (+143 HP)
algot: 179/617 HP (+154 HP)
PepsiCola350: 316/598 HP (+115 HP)
LifeAsRoyalRanger: 133/489 HP (+99 HP)
BloodCrawler: 158/373 HP (+84 HP)
Murphmario: 210/359 HP (+68 HP)
ForagingSlime: 254/378 HP (+79 HP)

why do we not have items?
I throw gaston into the void
Rolled a 6!!
You type the following command: /tp @e[type=rnpg:Gaston] ~ -9999 ~
This causes Gaston to take 334 void damage from being so deep within the Void. An admin punishes you by forcing you to take 31 damage for using commands when you're not supposed to.
Gaston: 2358/2692 HP (-334 HP)
algot: 148/617 HP (-31 HP)

I make a chain reaction by tapping Gaston and he falls into the first bandit and they fall onto the second bandit, like dominoes!
Rolled a 2.
Gaston just punches you into the ground when you approach. 150 damage.
PepsiCola350: 166/598 HP
 
seriously, why is the item list not here, I complain to an admin that we can not see our item, because talking is a free action (it always is) I am allowed to do so
 
seriously, why is the item list not here, I complain to an admin that we can not see our item, because talking is a free action (it always is) I am allowed to do so

Oh. Right. Sorry about that. I didn't notice that you complained about it before.

Gaston: 2358/2692 HP, 45 EXP
Bandit A: 1602/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit B: 1602/1602 HP, 11 EXP

The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 560/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 385/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 225/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) 148/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF
GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 629/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 166/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) 133/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) 158/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF
Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28) 210/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28) 254/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF

The Order's Allies
The party doesn't have any Allies.

The Order's Buildings
Giant Skell: LV 3, 158/750 HP, 200.0% ATK, 75.0% DEF (Occupied [GoldHero101]) (Offensive)
Automated Spike Trap: 200/200 HP, 100.0% ATK, 60.0% DEF (Available) (Supportive)

Inventory Space: 24 / 30
Tokens: 10
  • Super Healing Grape: Heals a player for 500 HP. (x7)
  • Inspiriting Plum: Increases a player's DEF by 10% for two turns. (x2)
  • Energizing Pomegranate: Increases a player's ATK by 10% for two turns. (x1)
  • Super Energizing Pomegranate: Increases a player's ATK by 15% for two turns. (x1)
  • Olive of Life: Revives a player for 10% of their Max HP stat. (x2)
  • Refreshing Jam: Increases a player's ATK and DEF by 5% for two turns. (x1)
  • Bear Trap Fist: Increases a player's roll output for fist-based attacks by 1. (x2)
  • DouBlades: Increases a player's roll output for sword-based attacks by 1. (x2)
  • Rapid-Fire Mod: Increases a player's roll output for gun-based attacks by 1. (x2)
  • Augmental Tome: Increases a player's roll output for magic-based attacks by 1. (x3)
  • Green Die of Power: Increases the roll output for all players by 1. (x1)
 
I do the Dancer "Technical Step", attempting to buff the party's attack and hit all of the enemies at the same time.
 
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