NPCs & Enemies Special NPC quotes while wearing the Moon Charm at night.

WolfHero

Official Terrarian
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I know Neptune's Shell would need it's own special quotes, but for now I came up with some NPC quotes with the Moon Charm that I thought seemed fitting. Feel free to suggest alternate Moon Charm quotes and Neptune's Shell quotes as well.

... And yes, the Biome-Themed NPC Lines thread "inspired" me. XD
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Angler: "Hey, you're just they guy I was looking for... To fish me up a wolf fish! You speak their language, right?"
When the quest has been finished for the day: "I've got nothing else for you, shoo. Go beg for scraps or whatever elsewhere."

Arms Dealer: "... You'd be perfect to help me practice my aim if these silver bullets were worth a darn."
"A werewolf wants a gun? Heh, that's hilarious."
"You're a lapdog, aren't you? Who do you think you're fooling?"

Clothier: "Oh no, you've been cursed too haven't you? Oh, this is all my fault..."
"Ah, hello! Would you like to buy some fine quality clothing to not put on?"

Cyborg: "... I can relate, I am part robot."
"What did one dog say to the other? Nothing, dogs can't talk!"

Demolitionist: "Gah, a monster! Blow it up!"
"Oh, it's just you... Can I blow you up regardless? Heh, just kidding."

Dryad: "Your body is 67% corrupt, and your brain is 33% hallow."
"You're not surprising me with that, I've seen many werewolves in my time."

Dye Trader: "Goodness gracious, put some clothes on!"
"Where does all of your clothing go?"
If the Stylist is available: "I can... Dye your fur, you say? Isn't that something you should see [Stylist] for?"

Goblin Tinkerer: "Hey, do you happen to have a Neptune's Shell? ... No particular reason, why?"
"I'm sure with that massive hairdo you'd make an excellent Goblin King... If we had one."
When first freed: "Out of the frying pan, into the ov-... Wait, you're not going to enslave me again?"

Guide: "Ah yes! That'll definitely help your survivability!"
"Hey now... Let's not threaten my survivability while we're at it, hmm?"

Mechanic: "What is this, some kind of animatronic suit?"
"Here, take a chew toy. I made it out of the scrap metal from my duplicating machine project."
When first freed: "Either my eyes are deceiving me, or I was just freed by a werewolf..."

Merchant: "Hey, wait! Before you bite my head off, why not try some delicious pumpkin pie?"
"You look hungry! I'll have you know that I don't taste nearly as good as this plate of fish!"

Nurse: "Are you sure you don't need a vet instead?"
"Doesn't your kind regenerate quick or something?"
"Now, open wide and say AAAHHHHHHHHHRF."
If the Angler is available: "Ugh, quit whining. You're worse than [Angler] going on about his master plan or whatever he constantly blabs on about. Kids..."

Painter: "... Oh, it's just you. For a split second there I thought you were going to paint my outsides red."
If not a hue of blue from dye: "I'd normally recommend a nice orange as it helps to contrast the blue hue of the fur... But you're not even blue."

Party Girl: "Hey, are you a mascot or something? Cool, we can work together!"
"So like, do you hang out with vampires? I'd totally want to meet one of your friends."
During the Halloween event: "Hey, gather the other monsters for me so we can have a monster bash! Pretty please?"

Pirate: "Ye lookin' a wee bit hairy there, kid."
"Shiver me timberwolves!"

Santa Claus: "Oh ho ho no, I didn't mistake December for October again, did I?"
"Who's been a good boy this year? ... You have!"
"Oh dear, it looks like I've already packaged all of the dog whistles I had."

Skeleton Merchant: "Agh, no! My arm isn't for sale, give it back!"
"I have glowsticks! Ooh, look at the pretty colors! You want one, don't you?"

Steampunker: "Well aren't you adorable!"
"Oi, wolfperson! Here, try these goggles on. It'll help your ten-mile stare, probably."

Stylist: "You want me to work with THAT? You must be out of your mind!"
"I may be a professional dear, but I'm not a goddess."
When first freed: "Oh darling... Your hair is even worse than mine, and I've been down here for ages!"

Tax Collector: "Oh... A-are you the w-wolf of Halloween p-past?"
When collecting: "Here! Take it! Please don't eat my money!"
When already collected: "I... I don't have any m-more for you right n-now... I swear it!"

Truffle: "OH GOSH, don't eat me!"
"These baby truffles aren't being sold as snacks!"
"I'm... Uh, keeping my eye on you."

Witch Doctor: "I see nature has bestowed a great gift upon you. I highly recommend you do not use it to maul me."

Wizard: "Ack, a monst... No? Ok."
"... Would you mind if I petted you? Yes? Ok."
When first freed: "Oh thank you, vile creature!"
 
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Haha! :guidesmile::dryadhappy::joy: Some of these were quite good and actually fit the character pretty well! I don't know if it can be effectively implemented, but it was worth reading regardless! :guidesmile:
 
Total support.

(Working on making my own support badge so pretend this is an epic image for now with Doctor Who and Kirby and other crap.)
 
I love it, I love every single last one.


... i expected something better, since the player is COVERED in hair/fur...
But you don't have hair on your head, at least not the workable kind.

I guess. All I know is that hairstyles do not show while you are a werewolf. So this probably means she can't do anything for you, even though she UOGHT to abe able to, you know?

Or did I lose you?
 
But you don't have hair on your head, at least not the workable kind.

I guess. All I know is that hairstyles do not show while you are a werewolf. So this probably means she can't do anything for you, even though she UOGHT to abe able to, you know?

Or did I lose you?
you'd think that someone who works with hair would comment on someone being covered completely in it....
 
you'd think that someone who works with hair would comment on someone being covered completely in it....
It's more like "You want me to work with THAT? You must be out of your mind!"

Probably would be better to help get the context easier, actually. I'll edit it.
 
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Yes yes yes and yes.
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Red. Plz. Add. Now.
And they all SOUND like they came from the actual game! It's perfect! I have some other ideas too, maybe. Like, Dye Trader could say:
"My dyes can work on that fur, right?"

And at least one person needs to ask if they can pet you! I'm thinking that should be the Wizard because he could be like
"Hey, would you mind if I were to pet y- No? Okay."
 
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I really like the idea , its even for all the npcs,thats awesome!
There's a few missing, actually!~

The old man would be gone once you have the moon charm, so I didn't include him. He doesn't seem to be in his right mind anyway, so commenting on it when a hardmode character joins a non-hardmode world might not be in character for him. XD

The traveling merchant would be gone at night, so she's also out of the question.
 
Oh yes total support it would be interesting to see this with other accsessorys like certain wings might affect how certain npcs talk. a obvious one would be the angler with the fishron wings on "...you killed him you actually did it."
 
I think your character when they change shape due to the moon charm of Neptune's shell Should still have their armor or clothing displayed. Always feels odd that dye affects those forms.
 
I've added a few new secondary quotes for the Arms Dealer, Nurse, Santa Claus, Stylist and Wizard. Some of them were suggested by you guys.
 
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