Steal the loot!

[TobyJ]

I sneak-attack you and take your loot, then find the fallen UFO broken down on a mountain, fix it, and fly off into space

 

[Murphmario]

I summon Squadala to hit your UFO, then I take the loot when it crashes.

 

[TobyJ]

I somehow survive the crash, and send oculus (my Suspicious Looking Eye pet) to suddenly pop up and scare the out of you. You drop the bag and I take it.

 

[CyanSkull]

I run over at @iToby and hit him with Fetid Bargnakhs! I then steal his loot, repair the UFO and make it faster and tougher, and fly off to space!

 

[TobyJ]

You left a window open on the left wing of the ship. I use the portal gun to teleport into the UFO, knock you out, take the loot, then parachute out the open window, leaving the UFO to crash and explode (AKA: Quit using the UFO to solve all your problems it's gone now)

 

[Hax4Ever]

I ink roll iToby and fly away with my wing cap.

 

[TobyJ]

I RICK roll Hax4Ever and fly away with my Vortex Booster.

 

[AerialAce]

I RICK roll Hax4Ever and fly away with my Vortex Booster.

ERROR: Object 'Vortex Booster' does not exist
ERROR: Object 'RICK roll' does not have property 'can_cause_harm'

With this in mind, the loot is unguarded. I take it.

 

[TheUberCannon]

'can_cause_harm'

*ahem*
/gamerule causeHarm rickroll
Gamerule 'causeHarm' set with 'rickroll'

 

[theobadeo22]

While you're typing that, I pickpocket you

 

[TheUberCannon]

Turns out you just pickpocketed a bomb. So you exploded and I keep the loot.

 

[Bounty_]

I stole your loot with a herd of llamas... And i ate it

 

[Murphmario]

I cut you open and take the loot, reviving you with a 1-up mushroom because I'm generous like that.

 

[TheUberCannon]

And then a Murphmario impersonator comes out of nowhere and annoys you so much you lose the loot.
Now it's mine.

 

[TobyJ]

I attempt to distract you-- HEY LOOK IT'S SPACE!


--and steal the loot.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

I use the power of Wee-fee to Internet the loot into my paws.

 

[TheUberCannon]

And i question: "Hey, isn't Wee-Fee actually like Wi-Fi?"
You get so confused you lose the loot, left still calculating what i meant. And i took it.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

I realise I questioned the Lord Wee-fee. Since there is no God - only Wee-fee - questioning him is asking for death. Luckily, I survive and for surviving I take the loot.

 

[TheUberCannon]

I realise I questioned the Lord Wee-fee. Since there is no God - only Wee-fee - questioning him is asking for death. Luckily, I survive and for surviving I take the loot.

The name "Wee-Fee" is just too weird for me to know what it is, so it didn't actually do anything. And it turned out i still had the real loot all along. (lol in my pocket)

 

[TobyJ]

(lol in my pocket)

You had a hole in your pocket, thanks for the free loot!