Steal the loot!

I create yet another copy of the realm that cannot be destroyed or entered by those I don't transport there, open the safe, replace the loot with a fake, close the safe, take the loot to my new realm, that is in fact full of fake loots, all without you realizing.
 
I destroy that piece of :red:, make it impossible to get more of them, teleport the loot to my realm and disappear into my realm, that still contains infinite fakes.
 
I make yet another realm that CAN NOT BE DESTROYED, KILLED OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I make a button that instantly gets me the loot and press it in my realm, and make an exact copy of the normal realm including this forum game, because why not.
 
I summon 50000000000023 anti-tappaja hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage.They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, and chuck norris dammage is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. and send them to steal the loot
 
I use my invention, the "tell fake loot" machine. I then use this to look for the loot. Thus, I steal the loot and I also break the button that gives tappaja100 the loot completely. Finally, I rewrite the code of the game to give anything that teleports to tappaja100 to me instead, and I close source the game.
 
I exploit this system to crush you with infinite fake loots, teleport the real loot to the copy of this realm and let my second self keep it.
 
I lightning to you, take the loot and teleport it to Rivellon, where a group containing 2 lizards, a human and a dwarf pick it up.
 
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