Stupid stuff you did when you were younger.

Depressed 0wl

The Destroyer
I'll start: When I was 8 or something I tried to give my parents heart attacks so I could get inheritance money.
 
I set the bathroom on fire. Maybe one or six times.
 
Used to tell my grandma "I had to go check on something" so that I could get away with not washing my hands after going to the bathroom. I know, I was a gross kid.
 
Run on gravel. I soon almost had to get stitches on my forehead (or shall i say, threehead)
 
I need more context, what?!?
This corner of our bathroom is empty. Young me thought it was perfect to pour cologne and set it on fire.
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Shouting the A word in class
 
Play fallout shelter. Man its easy to die fast
 
When I was younger, I was messing around, hanging off my dresser, and it fell over. I also got a really bad papercut at school and didn't tell anyone.
 
I stole 3 lollipops from a grocery store when I was in like, kindergarten.

I still remember it at the first and only time I stole a product.
 
It was either I stole a toy car from someone once when I was 5 or they gave it to me. I still regret it if i stole it, which is probably the truth.
 
I used to lick my Wii U gamepad charger, and it would shock my tongue a little bit. It became a bit of a habit. I honestly don't know how that didn't do more damage! (Or maybe it did and I'm just not aware?) Perhaps it sent shocks to my brain that gave me superpowers I've yet to discover

Maybe I started doing it to motivate myself to do well in Wii U games?
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Simply, a strange love for chewing things that shouldn't be edible.
For example... plastic bottle caps.
I definitely have that then, but it was much worse when I was little
 
I once (actually several times) dressed in a heatproof suit, splashed myself with GASOLINE and lit myself on fire by jumping in the fire pit. to merit, those overalls are REALLY flame :red:ant.
 
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