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Tales From the Post War

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by IHATETHISSIGNUP, Aug 31, 2017.

  1. IHATETHISSIGNUP

    IHATETHISSIGNUP Spazmatism

    Yep
     
  2. Matthus

    Matthus Terrarian

    Cool
     
  3. Person999

    Person999 Eye of Cthulhu

    I really get into it and I start full on singing it
     
  4. Madder

    Madder Terrarian

    So you're telling me, a kid you just found and lulled into a false sense of captivity, that you took him to your house because you needed a friend? And you want to play Candyland?!? Are you kidding me? I must be free to leave, right?
     
  5. Mr. Fury

    Mr. Fury Pixel Pirate

    Just curious, why do you always colour your text white?
     
  6. Person999

    Person999 Eye of Cthulhu

    Because once I accidentally colored something I didn’t want to be colored that way and when I tried to fix it I colored it white
     
  7. tappaja100

    tappaja100 Official Terrarian

    "It was a nomad attack, they had stolen troop trucks and one of the machines from the mass raiders."
    *Slaps Wolfgang with his beretta.
     
  8. Matthus

    Matthus Terrarian

    Where is the update for the Boat?
     
  9. Person999

    Person999 Eye of Cthulhu

    I start breakdancing to Imagine dragons
     
  10. IHATETHISSIGNUP

    IHATETHISSIGNUP Spazmatism

    Ok, you don’t have to keep upping what you’re doing.
     
  11. Matthus

    Matthus Terrarian

    @IHATETHISSIGNUP "How about upping what you are dating?"

    Okay, I know I am not supposed to push you for updates anymore, but I thought this was to dang funny. Sorry.
     
  12. tappaja100

    tappaja100 Official Terrarian

  13. Mr. Fury

    Mr. Fury Pixel Pirate

    If you've run a game like this before, you'd know why he told you to stop pestering him, it's actually quite obnoxious.

    Ages back, before he started running forum games seriously, he was once in your position, with another text adventure, and he was pretty impatient in that one, lets just say the GM did not appreciate that, and the patience PSA was pretty common. I know this, because I was also in that game, and the image of this guy is burned into my brain. Thanks for reminding me of him, even though I completely recognise him now due to the fact I've played a yo-kai watch game.

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    Besides, as @tappaja100 said,
     
  14. Matthus

    Matthus Terrarian

  15. Matthus

    Matthus Terrarian

    I just wanted to make a joke.
     
  16. dyer5lollipop

    dyer5lollipop Eye of Cthulhu

    Byron waits for the truck to arrive.

    I am legitimately confused as to how to make Geoff work.
     
  17. IHATETHISSIGNUP

    IHATETHISSIGNUP Spazmatism

    Make the gun deal 5 damage, but every trigger pull causes a burst of 5 bullets.
     
  18. dyer5lollipop

    dyer5lollipop Eye of Cthulhu

    But the gun is semi-auto. As I said before:
     
  19. IHATETHISSIGNUP

    IHATETHISSIGNUP Spazmatism

    A. It’s surprisingly easy to make some semi auto weapons full auto with a little tinkering

    B. Balance over immersion.

    C. If it bothers you so much, you could change the gun.
     
  20. Person999

    Person999 Eye of Cthulhu

    You could have it been tinkered with so it’s burst fire because balance