Terraria Bad Ideas

[Ivyss]

everything but the player has been replaced with moon lord.

 

[Bill Cipher]

Everytime you spawn a boss that isn't moon lord, 99 more spawn as well.

 

[Varsia]

Slimes can now grab you and digest you, with no hope of getting out. If this happens, the slime becomes King Slime with your character inside. You will lose all your items until this king slime is defeated.

 

[Bounty_]

Added irl diseases to the game.

Removed all forms of healing and medicine.

Nurse is now a dirt block.

On occasion you will spawn with dysentery and die.

 

[Varsia]

Every entity in the game is now a sliding dirt block. No jumping, just sliding. You deal contact damage, like enemies. You cannot mine, but you can build yourself up with your dead enemies. This has no effect other than making you a bigger target. Unscavenged dirt blocks fuse with the ground.

 

[Ishu]

Moon lord's phantasmal deathray now destroys any tile in its path.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

All healing is disabled during the moon lord boss fight, including health potions, lifesteal weapons, buffs granted by equipment and potions, and even the nurse refuses to heal you.

 

[Cubicality]

The nurse charges a blood sacrafice of the Moon Lord now to heal you.

 

[True dinklewinkle]

.fixed a bug where you could play terraria

 

[The Ice Cube]

.fixed a bug where you could play terraria

oh wow thanks i really hate that bug

 

[Alaron]

NPCs treat the player as an enemy. The player still treats them as NPCs.

 

[Varsia]

NPCss refuse to trade until you have defeated the Moon Lord, and then require you to give them a special artefact dropped at 1/1000 chance by Moon Lord that is unique to each NPC, e.g 1/1000 for a Guide artefact, 1/1000 for a Nurse artefact...

 

[Cubicality]

NPCs swear out loud and bypass headset and hack into PA systems which scream their swearing and quotes.

 

[Varsia]

NPCs can place blocks.

 

[eltiolavara19]

NPCs can get horny and do rule 34 things

 

[ArakDemonBlade]

If you have recruited the Tax Collector to your base, all coin pickups going forward are reduced by 75%.

 

[SkeIetron]

Added irl diseases to the game.

Removed all forms of healing and medicine.

Nurse is now a dirt block.

On occasion you will spawn with dysentery and die.

Terra Trail

On topic, terraria is replaced with minecraft and yrimir is replace with pewdiepie

 

[Bounty_]

Be my friend?

 

[sodapone]

All yoyos are just as effective in battle as they would be in real life. i.e. useless.

 

[Cubicality]

The Moon Lord now summons Yrimir when he is killed, who always kills you.