Terraria Bad Ideas

Ankh Seal
300 ranged damage
8 knockback
3 use time
Dropped by Golem, 0.01%
Shoots powerful golden (or dark blue) ankhs at foes
Uses Ankh Charms as ammo, which add 170 ranged damage as well as every debuff that can be protected against (of which, only 2 work on enemies). Ankh Shields make the ankhs dark blue and inflict On Fire.
 
Just because this seems like a fun nod to other games.

If the Merchant drops below 80% of its current maximum health, Attack, Defence, Speed, And Jump Height increase dramatically. It will then start attacking anything in the area, Including players themselves. The only thing an enraged merchant won't target are other NPC's. (If the target that initially dealt damage to the Merchant is killed, The enraged merchant will turn its attention to the closest living player within a 250 block radius.) The only way to stop the enraged merchant is to either kill it, Or move a far enough distance away from your base.
 
You start with no items and every slime has a rocket launcher.
Lihzhard Temple traps are one-hits and can't be mined, same goes for the pressure plates.
Worm-Type enemies destroy blocks they pass through.
Phantasmal Deathray is a one-hit and passes through blocks.
Solar Eruption sound is back to normal.
Terraria: Now with forced hardcore and expert!
Skeleton Snipers make MLG sounds if they kill you.
Sniper Rifle one-shots people if you do a 360 before firing.
Fixed a bug where Snowballs only did 8 damage, instead of 800.
 
Bunnies one-hit the player if attacked.
Chlorophyte has to be watered in order to grow, and you have to keep the bugs off of it.
Cactus can hurt you again.
NPC's have a limited amount of each item per day, and only so much money to buy your crap.
Real Throwing Progressio- waitasecondhere
 
New boss: Pie of Cthulhu (Not PieOfCthulhu)
Spawns 100 EoCs and 100 BoCs. Does 1337 damage per hit and has armour piercing. Has 69696969696969696 health and ∞ defence.
 
Bosses become hydra like creatures the more you farm them, the more of them they are each time. While this increases the ability to farm them at the same time it will eventually overwhelm and kill you. This doesn't reset after you die. The bosses will be at X number amount every time from then on for summoning. If you want more attempts at a boss you have to make a completely new character and try again.
 
Terraria
Fixed bug : where you couldn't be lazy to make your character move or do something in his life.
Fixed bug : where you couldn't die after 5 seconds without moving.
Added : a genocide run (means a non-stop killing rampage) mod when you actually get all your NPC's in your house.
 
Also added : when you kill Ocram you will get a debuff called "extreme sickness" and you will die a second later and all because Ocram was too ugly.
 
you will run in fire after 1 min without moving near campfire
edit: Arms Dealer can stab you at night if you have 10 platinum coins
 
Terraria :
Added : every boss will one shot kill you in dependency of there names
Eye of cuthulu : will look at you in your sleep (and some times rape in expert mode)
The Wall of Flesh : will squash you, well, since he's a "wall"
The eater of world : will eventually be hungry and will eat you (not impressed)
Skeletron : he would have a bone to pick with you (gone sexual ?)
Queen bee : if she finds out you are alergic to honey, she will offer you some "sweet" food
The Twins : the have their 2 eyes on you all day and night (even in the shower !?)
Skeleton prime : will transform in a truck and roll on you saying "autobots, transform !"
The destroyer : well...you already know what will happen...
King slime : will drown you in his own slime, but you won't die because of that, you will die mostly of sickness, because you would have seen what he keep's inside himself...horrible...
Plantera : she will plant you in her garden, yes, she has one...but only plants humans...weird...
Golem : will do a costplay of Rocky Balboa and punch the Christ out of you
Lunatic Cutulist : will cut wide open your whole body to examinate you, because...welll...he's madly insane !
Moon lord : he will send you to the moon...(sorry, no more bad ideas :indifferent:)
[doublepost=1471014197,1471014124][/doublepost]If I forgot some, write them on please
 
Terraria 1.3 remastered changelog

Added Kidney of Cthulhu
Added Nail of cthulhu
Added Elbow of Cthulhu
Added Liver of Cthuilhu
Added Gall Bladder of Cthulhu
Added Heart of Cthulhu
Added Skeleton of Cthulhu
Removed Skeletron
Added Salivary glands of Cthulhu
Added Foot of Cthulhu
 
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