Terraria Bad Ideas

[CometStreakTheDragon]

Added pikathulu
Added cathulu's walking stick
Added cat lulu
Added final boss: dodo
Added windows phone
Added iPhone
Added android phone
Added the indestructible phone
Added spartan lazer.
Wait a minute, that last one was a good idea. Oops

 

[MinerTurtle45]

Added the indestructible phone

So it's a Nokia (if that's how you spell it)?

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

Yes.
Added crzydv

 

[Cyanopsia]

To make the game more challenging, you no longer start with any items. To make sure characters made before this update are affected, all characters will have a full inventory wipe.

 

[FineHyperion950]

Terraria :
Fixed : hack that could let you craft at a work bench
Added : Cthulu him self, not just parts of his own body
Added : you can now pay Bob the constructor or Handy Mandy to build you an "normal" house for once
Added : the fashion police to kill you in a hit because you are horrible at dressing your character
Fixed : bug that could let you quit the game to get a life, it no longer exits...
Added bosses : Zeus, Bill Cypher, Yo mama, The Teletubies, that guy over there, Death him self, Ossama Ben Laden (did I spell it right ?), Donald Trump, an crazy old lady, Rocky Baldboa :-D, aliens and predators, hot goat mama, dumb and dumber, you, Sanik and Snoop Dog

 

[MinerTurtle45]

Added Bob Code, he's like Bill Cipher but not copyrighted.
He's a black square with yellow arms and a yellow fedora, two eyes, and causes the Strangepocalypse event.

 

[FineHyperion950]

Terraria :
Added : sea turtles, but can now be easily killed (5 hp)
Fixed : not intense gore when killed by a shark or whale shark
Added : .......more ideas ?

 

[Cyanopsia]

All mentions and appearances of eyes are now replaced with pies.




<--- Hey look, it actually happened.

 

[Limes]

-Li'l Hunter added

-Li'l Hunter Invasion Added. Invasion lasts for the entirety of the world's lifespan after spawning, and just supplies you with an onslaught of Li'l Hunters and IDPD Shielders.

-Changed game development status to "Early Access", then released it out of Early Access in an unbalanced form.

-All non Li'l Hunter and Shielder enemies are now medusas.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

Added Minecraft
Removed Terraria

 

[LobAutumny]

-Musaton

Am I posting hard enough yet?

 

[FineHyperion950]

Yes, it's "petrifying" tadam tss....but really, I like it

 

[LobAutumny]

Yes, it's "petrifying" tadam tss....but really, I like it

You should be punished for that.

 

[FineHyperion950]

Heyyyyy ! Nice one, you sure are the "star of the show" , but I must stop giving all my "puntastic" jokes to others, or else they are going to "SANSewer" me

 

[Cyanopsia]

My, my, these are some fine jokes!

 

[MinerTurtle45]

Guys, this is getting off topic.

 

[FineHyperion950]

Mother of god, you are right minerturtle45, good one pieofcuthulhu , for that, I bake you a pie, eye of cuthulhu flavor (yes, this is a bad terraria idea )

 

[Limes]

-Fixed bug that let players use items other than copper tools and weapons.
-Removed copper tools and weapons.

 

[FineHyperion950]

Terraria :
Added : every single part of the world will be hell, but not in the underworld apparently
Added : a new...oh my god, do you see that ? This post is the 666, Jesus christ, I am the devil !

 

[FineHyperion950]

MOTHER.OF.GOD ! I found my new hero