Terraria Bad Ideas

DoctorMcDerp

Plantera
- All NPCs go out of their way to open any closed doors near them, and will not close them. This happens most often during night or during an event, such as solar eclipses.
- Removed NPC respawning. Any NPC or enemy that dies on that world is dead for good. This includes bosses, any drops you get as loot you had better take care of, as grinding is no longer possible.
- Friendly NPCs will no longer defend themselves, and now actively walk toward enemies and lava.
 

Dark Wiz

Spazmatism
- All NPCs go out of their way to open any closed doors near them, and will not close them. This happens most often during night or during an event, such as solar eclipses.
And if they find anything blocking the door, such as blocks, they explode which does 9 million damage and destroys everything 5000 blocks around them.
 

Vaikyia

Dungeon Spirit
1.4: Total Revamp Update.

You now start with a cut-scene of the hamburgalar stealing the secret Terra Burger secretly stored under the Guide's bed.
You must now team up with the original McDonald brothers and Flo from Progressive to stop him from doing evil things to it.
You must defeat the army of 1,000,000 McMedusas in the land of falling sand blocks to get to a single Hamburgalar asset.

He has 1337 assets. All fake cardboard Princesses.

Every character except for you is a comic relief character, all the voice acting is amazing though.
Every 5 seconds a McDonalds ad pops up, it has the worst catchy tune with it though.
Every update is McDonalds themed.

Terraria is now owned my McDonalds and Microsoft, Cenx got that 2.5 billion in return. ;)
Terraria 3 is now worked on by Valve, featuring 200 new Terraria-themed TF2 cosmetics and CS:GO knives.
Terraria Forums no longer accepts suggestions that include anything other than McDonalds.

In order to load the game, you must buy a Big Mac.
In order to think about the game, you must buy a Large Fry every few minutes of thinking about it.
In order to win the game, you must be a McDonalds employee.

If you do win the game, the ending is a cliffhanger till Terraria 2: Episode 3
If you don't do anything related to McDonalds, you get shunned by Mac Tonight himself.
If you don't play the game after you buy it, you automatically get 500 different kinds of McDonalds themed ransomware,
all requiring you to buy something from McDonalds to get your files back.
 

amenyoussef

Skeletron Prime
-critters becoming hyper-destructive lords that are 100000x more dangerous than every mod boss ever combined
-corruption and crimson chasms sucking the player in and close themselves with a "nom" sound , your world gets deleted and your computer gets thrown away in the sun
-brain and two eyes of cthulhu and a skeletron form a skull face with derpy eyes and huge brain exposed , this happens when you use celestial sigil , pharaoh mask and brain of confusion in a hogwarts biome at 4:31 am , it must be summoned at night
-now you have a huge mom pooping out the twins before fighting them
-golem now breaks the blocks he's standing on (golem hellevator)
-added yrimir boss : infinite hp , 100000000000000000000000000000000000 def , infinite atk , drops cthulhu which is another boss that drops mini cthulhu that drops mini moon lord which drops a celestial sigil which drops dirt block .
-added minecraft crossover , now terraria is in 3d (minecraft graphics)
-bug where player dies when hp reaches 0 fixed , also mediumcore characters drop items and hardcore character deletion upon death is fixed
 

Boltlord

Terrarian
When you die, you have a chance to spawn Moon Lord
the chance is 100% on first death
if you are killed by Moon Lord, the chance becomes 100% on next death, meaning if you die, you are stuck being killed by Moon Lord unless you die with Post-Moon Lord gear, since this Moon Lord is expert mode in normal mode and invincible in expert mode
Queen Bee and all other Bees have 100% Evasion unless we use the fly swatter against them, which one shots all bees and does 1 damage to all other enemies
 
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iTerra9791

Terrarian
After defeating the Moon Lord, his explosion cutscene will take longer (an hour, maybe), then an actual explosive drops, dealing 9999999999999999999999(not sure how many nines)9999999 damage. Afterwards, the whole world is turned in to a void and you CANNOT respawn.
 

TMB50

Terrarian
When you die, you have a chance to spawn Moon Lord
the chance is 100% on first death
if you are killed by Moon Lord, the chance becomes 100% on next death, meaning if you die, you are stuck being killed by Moon Lord unless you die with Post-Moon Lord gear, since this Moon Lord is expert mode in normal mode and invincible in expert mode
Queen Bee and all other Bees have 100% Evasion unless we use the fly swatter against them, which one shots all bees and does 1 damage to all other enemies
What if you quit the game inmediately after the Moon Lord respawns?
 
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