Terraria Bad Ideas

game was downgraded to 1.0 and anything made after 1.0 was made is now permanently deleted from the face of the world
 
Next update:
- All blocks are now sellable, dirt sells for 10 platinum each and everything else one copper.
- Added dead meme bosses that use dead meme music
- Made a learning mode where you have to solve math equations to progress through the game
- Made platinum craft platinum disco ball
- You can now break your limbs in terraria, once they're broken, they're never coming back.
-True Ocram is replacing Ocram and now Ocram will be PC exclusive but not regular Ocram, true Ocram.
 
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1.3.6
Deleted all the ideas in this thread, including the thread itself. Posting any more bad ideas will result in Terraria being deleted.
 
Update number I don't even know.

-Added more Cthulhu bosses: the toe, arm, gall bladder, stomach, cardiovascular system, and earlobe.

-Added diamond swords that are dropped by moon lord that go pew pew and do 20373729:8$32882838:&:&:&,&!/",03&/&: damage.

-Removed guns and bullets because they were too violent.

-Added Nerf guns in place of all guns since they are less violent. They shoot Nerf bullets (that replace other bullets) that do 0.01 damage unless you get a head shot, which does 0.15 damage.

-Dying now results in a giant portal opening above the world that spits out gravestones at a rate of 6,696,696 stones/second, effectively crashing your computer from the lag.

-Wall of Flesh joins partners with Floor of Flesh and Roof of Flesh to make the House of Flesh, which completely walks in the player when summoned and installed the player.

-Installing mods now installs viruses onto your computer.

-Added Mystic Pumpkin lemonade Juice that slowly eats you alive. Crafted with 37 beetle husk, 1 helmet, any chestplate, the cosmic car key, a flesh cloning vat, and 71838 wood.
 
Omochao is now in Terraria and congratulates you on everything you do.

"You killed an enemy!"

"You picked up a coin!"

"You switched items in your hotbar!"

"You walked a whole pixel!"

"You existed!"
 
-MoonLord drops a Wooden Hammer instead of His Weapons
-removed Wooden/Copper/Tin Gear (means no more armour made of these materials) (rest in peace Early-Gamer)
-After you name yourself "K1ll3rOfSk3l3tron" (my name!) you will be killed by a Dungeon Guardian once you spawn
-now Bosses give Stoned, Frozen, Cursed, Webbed, and Day Broken (2 hours long) and 1-shot you if not killed daytime (Eye of Cthulhu, Twins, Destroyer,..)
-after you name yourself "Red" or "Redigit", Andrew Spinks will cut you and pwn your PC with his hammer
 
add a player cannon to place at spawn and shoot players to next canon and next and next.
block players from leaving worlds when in a canon.
 
-Fixed a bug where Dungeon Guardians despawn
-Dungeon Guardians now delete your world
-If a Dungeon Guardian gets killed in a world that you are in it formats your harddrive
-adds a randomly spawning bomb that spawns in 52 meteors all over your spawn location and if a meteor head spawns then the martian invasion starts because the martians are spying on you and when they see living meteorite and ive said too much help
-If your player gets on screen then you die
-game gets corrupted when opened up for the 64 billionth time and a ad for a doctor shows up
-added duct tape
-added a police officer npc that arrests you if you have a weapon on you without a permit
-fixed a bug where blocks could be placed
-fixed a bug where items dropped from enemies
-coins removed
-you have to pay npcs with the amount of times you defeated the moon lord
 
Bosses in Expert Mode no longer drop Treasure Bags.
Defeating them now allows you to purchase their Loot Boxes Treasure Bags from the Steam store.
 
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