Discussion in 'The Crossroads: General Cross-Platform Talk' started by Knight9910, Jul 7, 2015.
And blows up.
And of course, a nuke falls on your house! basically, it super easy to use the rod of discord. Everything we've added made it easier to use.
LEt's MAke It EvEn EASieR. YoU MuSt be Redigit IN oRdER to UsE It IN The 1sT PlaCe.
fixed bug that you can build,mine,kill monsters and craft
to resume:it's impossible 2 play the game and make stuff
We added back in killing monsters...
But in return you dont start out with anything
Unpatch everything so it's the first test version ever programmed.
Lol i’ve Gotten around double that by accident.
You can no longer transfer items between worlds. This fixes players getting expert mode items in a normal mode world, and it eliminates the danger you get BOTH the corruption and crimson spreading through your world!
You can now transfer items, but they have to be in the mode the world is in, and every world needs at least four people of each class in it!
Green slime turns into supreme calamitas and dungeon guardian combined
Technoblade is every enemy and rekts u
Hell as a biome is a $10 dlc, and the twins $15
AlL tHe guNs aRe foRTniTe gUns ReeeEEEeeEE
To fit new items in the inventory, old ones from slot 1 in your hotbar are deleted to make room.
Random HORRIBLE ideas:
-Fixed a bug that lets the game use the Andy MT font, now it uses FORTNITE's own title font.
-The Moon Lord is replaced with a CD-I style Ganon (Named "Gannon" in Terraria's universe), who is summoned after defeating his human form (Ganondorf, who replaces the Cultist, but with 20000x more stats and the only way to kill him is by playing tennis against him, like in Ocarina of Time, and his sprite will also look like in the aforementioned OoT), who has 20000x more stats than the Moon Lord himself, and fights like in the original Legend of Zelda (Teleports into random locations in the screen like the Lunatic Cultist, appears invisible until you swipe at him with a broken copper shortsword, killable using a Wooden Bow with a normal Arrow after being stunned in which his colour becomes brown), traps you in a 256x256 unbreakable box that cannot be escaped even by a RoD (it also has a skull), and says "YOU MUST DIE" a lot of times per second until your PC crashes. Drops old boots after death.
-All of the text is written as nonsense written by a human that types so badly.
-"Legegedareg" and "Beroekent" moddfuirs aar reeveresd. ("Legendary" and "Broken" Modifiers are reversed).
-Mdeuse repakcels sll enfmeis. (Medusae replace all enemies).
-Dook geishron replaceises aslmnost evbyru obssd (Duke Fishron replaces almost every boss).
-Srenoshrsohjp ias adided anf amny wotfg infosldfing "tierira" afnd "minferctaft" are censroder. (Censorship is added and many words including "Terraria"/"Tierra" and "Minecraft" are censored).
-DUngden garisdandsa Reipaelce eivriuy envemt neiemy. (Dungeon Guardians replace every event enemy).
-Riempverod The Pcivssw, THe Lsapsr Dirol, nad THe LRuihnar TOpls and replaedc all of tihm with ocrpre pcislaexs. (Removed the PickSaw, The Laser Drill, and the Lunar Tools and replaced all of them with Copper Pickaxes).
-Afitrte denffeidtn Gnaong ni hies BEbast orfm thme moen of majroieas' msdk iwel kcarsha on ur weorld, efefctivels eoriaceisng it for,m eixsdidtneds. (After defeating "Gannon" in his Beast Form, the Moon of Majora's Mask will crash on your world, effectively erasing it from existence).
-ADnfenfd THanons, who iw ll deosptry 1/2 if ur uwarld, infdntiet satts. (Added Thanos, who will destroy 1/2 of your world, infinite stats).
-The UGide si iorepaced bby sAnic. (The Guide is replaced by Sanic).
-EA bighought lreogic asnd made epveprything in teriearia pawrid with riel moerny. (EA bought RE-LOGIC and made everything in Terraria paid with real money).
-The Gmaen Rruqwpoeres a rnafedon 69 or an rtix 1337 t. (The game requires a Radeon 69/VII or an RTX 1337 TI/2080 TI).
An accessory that gives you an extra accessory slot when equipped in a slot, plus it can't be reforged.
Every Single enemy is replaced with a unique Boss known as "UwU", who LITERALLY is exactly what it says on the tin, with over 99999999999 stats and attacks like a Patra from the Legend of Zelda (an eye who defends itself using 8 smaller eyeballs spinning around), but it has about 256 spinning ":3" enemies, and after the 2nd form it turns into "OwO" and attacks like a DG combined with a Retinaser, and doesn't despawn after every player dies, when it dies, it summons an angry "Old Man" wearing red robes (like in the original Legend of Zelda) that says "It's Dangerous to go alone, take This." in green, then throwing a 99999x dmg wooden Sword at you, with about 99999x DEF and HP, after the old man gets beaten he summons another boss called "Fortnite" who is way stronger than the Old Man and summons ALL OF ITS FANS including most of the people I met in school, the boss itself attacks by making its fans do random dances that affect you with a debuff called "permadance" (it makes you do Fortnite's "floss" FOREVER), they also call it "better than Terraria, better than Ocarina of Time, better than Minecraft, better than PUBG, Better than everything", and the only way to kill it is to survive about 1 min so PUBG and its fans kill it by wielding guns.
Stone boots; when equipped in the leg armour slot your speed is reduced by 75% and removes your ability to jump.
And have less defence than copper ones.
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