Terraria Bad Ideas

  • The Guide actively tries to open all doors.
  • Distance before taking fall damage is determined randomly
  • You must buy things from npcs or else the stock market colapses
  • The wall of flesh will make an om-nom-nom sound effect when grabing you with it's tounge
  • The twins are now triplets
  • Tim will eat any waffles left out, as long as they have syrup.
  • Other NPCs have a chance to eat the truffle, at which point he will not move into a house within 500 blocks of them
  • You can be drafted into the goblin army
  • NPCs can get into fights if there is a keg nearby
  • Meteors try to land on your head, dealing 500 damage
  • When stoned by a medusa it's face will turn into a troll face and wil say tollolololololololololoololo. This cannot be muted.
  • Fixed bug where a blood moon does not always happen on the first night
  • Whenever you kill a boss, your computer gives you cheese.
  • The mechanic will rig up random circuts around the world.
 
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Cell phones are now usable items. You can download any app within them, even Terraria. When you download Terraria within Terraria and craft a cell phone, that cell phone is also a usable cell phone. You can download any app in it, including Terraria. If you download Terraria in the Cellphone in a Cellphone and craft a cellphone, that cellphone is also a usable item. When you download Terraria on the cellphone in a cellphone in a cellphone........
You can actually make that kind of loop by downloading a virtual machine within a virtual machine until your computer dies.
 
1. Phantasmal Deathray now destroys blocks in it's path.

2. The Tsunami now fires 1 arrow for the cost of 5.

3. Explosives now go off when within 100 blocks of the explosive.
 
If an enemy takes you down to 20 health without any help and you survive you gain a phobia of that enemy and do less damage near it moving slower when going towards it and faster when going away from it
 
  • The Guide actively tries to open all doors.
  • Distance before taking fall damage is determined randomly
  • You must buy things from npcs or else the stock market colapses
  • The wall of flesh will make an om-nom-nom sound effect when grabing you with it's tounge
  • The twins are now triplets
  • Tim will eat any waffles left out, as long as they have syrup.
  • Other NPCs have a chance to eat the truffle, at which point he will not move into a house within 500 blocks of them
  • You can be drafted into the goblin army
  • NPCs can get into fights if there is a keg nearby
  • Meteors try to land on your head, dealing 500 damage
  • When stoned by a medusa it's face will turn into a troll face and wil say tollolololololololololoololo. This cannot be muted.
  • Fixed bug where a blood moon does not always happen on the first night
  • Whenever you kill a boss, your computer gives you cheese.
  • The mechanic will rig up random circuts around the world.
The cheese one sounds like a GOOD idea, I could use some cheese
 
The village NPCs Update!!!!!:

  • Village NPCs now act like real humans; requiring food and drinks to stay alive, and a toilet and daily cleaning. Otherwise they spawn 50 Moon Lord per second!
  • If ANY type of mob in the game is around them, they will start breaking stuff to get away from the mob, even sometimes clinging onto you, lowering your defense and health by 200000000000000000000000000 billion.
  • They can make babies! Once in a while you will see 2 NPCs go into a room and start making babies! Every part of them is visible and the sounds they make are amplified by 1000! Also unless you make your village out of something sturdy, such as Luminite Bricks, they will shake they whole village and the ground around them! The ground shaking makes other NPCs unhappy, causing them to rage and start breaking things, attracting things such as a Solar Eclipse and Blood Moons.
  • When babies are born they scream and whine, causing all NPCs to start raging, breaking everything in their view. Also babies lower your defense, mana, and health regeneration by 31369025618956129053612590612579164578%!!!!!
  • Also you can make babies too! Just go up to any female (or male) NPC and choose the "Romance" option to start making babies! You have to control your motions and if your partner doesn't like it they will stop and attempt to murder you. Better please them!
 
Every time you kill a bunny 47 bunnies will spawn and it locks you on your sword and makes it have infinite reach and swings it forever so if you kill a single bunny your done
 
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Okay, here is a bad idea... you guys know the purple "bat" in Saints Row: The Third? One of those in Terraria. Effect: Slimed debuff. flavor text: "Where'd you think the bottom half of the Moon Lord went?"
there is a mod for that called the meme mod it's needs to be cheated in and it's called the mememod
 
combine the terra blade the horsemans blade the meowmere and the star wrath to create the god black 2000 damage shoots monkey :red: as a projectile
 
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