Terraria Bad Ideas

The 1.-3 Changelog

-Skeletron Heads once again spawn in the dungeon in place of Dungeon Guardians, except that you don't get access to the dungeon if you beat one.

-Dungeon Guardian now spawns when you talk to the Old Man, who must be defeated in order to get to the dungeon.

-Lunatic Cultist is now the Sane Cultist, and must be reasoned with in a conversation in order for the Lunar Events to initiate.

-There are now furniture sets for furniture sets (example: Wooden Chair Furniture).

-The Moon Lord's Phantasmal Deathray now pops up ads that don't pause the game if you are hit by one.

-Cthulhu

-Sony Pictures Animation is now the final boss and has moves like Smurf Beam, Angry Birds Blast, and the True Emojis of Cthulhu.

-There's just too many vanity options. There are now no vanities, and there are only two player designs to choose from (one male, one female) for equality.

-Moss Hornets and Gastropods now have triple stats, since they weren't annoying enough.

-Hugh Mungus, the new NPC, says or does nothing but takes up a house. It is impossible for him to die or despawn, and goes around your town and opens doors during blood moons.

-Creatures of the Deep now wear Speedos.

-There are mimics for every block, and blocks you place can turn into mimics.

-Bone Key now required to open a chest, locked or not, and is consumed on every use.

-Fixed bug where we fixed too many bugs. We now rush out updates as fast as possible and don't bother to fix bugs.


More Coming soon! :naughty: Muahahaha!
 
whenever you die you get banned for 1 hour and instead of saying "you were slain", it says
WASTED
-ensert your name here- died mysteriously
your terraria account has been banned for 1 hour
if you try to rejoin you get a twerking sans on the screen with the word NOPE
 
TerrariaNoob31 said:
Blood zombies and drippers can spawn in the crimson
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That's not too bad.

Anyway, here's a new changelog for 1.-3.1.

-Painter now goes around and paints random blocks with random colors, and replaces walls in you houses with ugly wallpapers like the Ducky Wallpaper.

-The Cell Phone and the Ankh Shield can be combines to make the Nokia 3210.

-ocram lel

-You can only carry a certain amount of items, because they will get too heavy and speed and jump height will be reduced.

-New Event: The Normie Nuisance!

With enemies like 2009 Normie, Doge, Harambe, Dat Boi, and the boss:
Behind The Meme! *ahem ahem

-A random obnoxious filter is applied to the screen every tick

-No music, because it's too controversial and people were getting triggered

-Your new characters start with no items

-The True Weapons and the Terra Blade can no be combined with a copper shortsword tomake a True Copper Shortsword.

-The Legs of Cthulhu
"I bet you wondered where Moon Lord's legs went..."

-john cena

-Every Bone Key used to open a chest now requires an additional bone key to use said earlier bone key

The furniture sets of the furniture sets now have furniture sets (example: Ebonwood Door Sink Workbench)

[Insert Catchy Goodbye]
 
JOHN CENA replaces dungeon guardians
ATK-999999999
HP-infinity
does not despawn
spawn-kills you
 

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DoctorWhale said:
That's not too bad.

Anyway, here's a new changelog for 1.-3.1.

-Painter now goes around and paints random blocks with random colors, and replaces walls in you houses with ugly wallpapers like the Ducky Wallpaper.

-The Cell Phone and the Ankh Shield can be combines to make the Nokia 3210.

-ocram lel

-You can only carry a certain amount of items, because they will get too heavy and speed and jump height will be reduced.

-New Event: The Normie Nuisance!

With enemies like 2009 Normie, Doge, Harambe, Dat Boi, and the boss:
Behind The Meme! *ahem ahem

-A random obnoxious filter is applied to the screen every tick

-No music, because it's too controversial and people were getting triggered

-Your new characters start with no items

-The True Weapons and the Terra Blade can no be combined with a copper shortsword tomake a True Copper Shortsword.

-The Legs of Cthulhu
"I bet you wondered where Moon Lord's legs went..."

-john cena

-Every Bone Key used to open a chest now requires an additional bone key to use said earlier bone key

The furniture sets of the furniture sets now have furniture sets (example: Ebonwood Door Sink Workbench)

[Insert Catchy Goodbye]
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i would add this as a mod
 
4chan themed content...
having weapons doing hundred damage. So essentially nazi symbols, clovers, [ ANYTHING CAN THINK OF ], and their favorite past times.

It would essentially change Moon Lord boss into Adolf Hitler and right after you defeat him you get a message saying he did nothing wrong to add insult to injury.
Editing Medusas to be a bit more vulgar.
Changing golems into SS soldiers.
Turning the Plantera into pepe the frog.
Change the shop characters into A. Nazis or B. 4Chan's famous racial commenting race. ( Think of WW2 events )
Essentially Terraria 4chan edition. Anything that is innocent turns corrupt.
 
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1.4 changeling
-fixed a bug where green slimes didn't have the same stats of Moon Lord
-If you name your character xX_n00bslayer_Xx you spawn with deal with it shades (99999 defence)
-yrmrir has been nerfed to have copper shortsword
-new death message: player got rekt by mob
-you can become the moon lord
 
7.41.382: The ByeCraft Update:

-All Minecraft references are removed from the game because of economic competition.

-Added Terraria Community Forums to the game, but only the Forum Games section.

-Megalovania now plays during boss fights and We Are Number One plays during events.

-Added a Donald Trump NPC that will try to build walls around your NPC's houses.

-Added a Bill Gates NPC that will give the player 1000 platinum coins when he is talked to.

-Removed all weapons from the game to make it school and child appropriate.

-Also removed injury and death for the same reason.

-Bosses and enemies are kept because they are school and child appropriate.

-Removed bug where guides didn't clone themselves when taking damage.

-Fixed bug where NPC's didn't do extreme damage to players.

You now have limited storage throughout the game. You start with two pockets and your hands, but some things can't fit in those, like swords, so you can't carry those in pockets. Every time you kill a boss, you get a new pocket and all existing pockets are enlarged.

-The angler will now attempt to prank NPC's and players, causing damage. Players pranked by the Angler will move into a ruined house in the underworld.
 
ThereGoesExcalibur said:
1.4 changeling
-fixed a bug where green slimes didn't have the same stats of Moon Lord
-If you name your character xX_n00bslayer_Xx you spawn with deal with it shades (99999 defence)
-yrmrir has been nerfed to have copper shortsword
-new death message: player got rekt by mob
-you can become the moon lord
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i actually would like to see some of these added, these are actually cool, someone please make a mod of this
 
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