Terraria Bad Ideas

'Cracks knuckles' Whoo, here we go!

Update 65.hey
THE GASTROINTESTINAL . UPDATE!!

BUG FIXES:
-Fixed bug where bugs were fixed.
-Fixed by where summoning any boss didn't summon Moon Lord alongside it.
-Fixed bug were statue spawned critters didn't explode when picked up.
-Fixed bug where the guide couldn't open doors in another world.
-Fixed bug where Minecraft got removed.
-Fixed bug where Terraria wasn't developed by AIs and not people.

ADDITIONS:
-NPC's will now invite you to come shop at their houses. You can ONLY enter their house if they invite you in. If you enter uninvited, they shoot you and then call the cops (added in an earlier update.)
-Dungeon Guardian now takes the place of EoC, and the player is required to kill it to progress in the game. If the player damages it with anything that is NOT a copper shortsword, your world and current character and your copy of Terraria will be removed from your computer until you pay the new AI devs $937372828828637382836637383.123 and 57 squirrels.
-Added churros to the game. When consumed, they instantly kill you and take away all of your items, mana, and health. In exchange to be fair, you blow up all the blocks in your world. Churros are crafted with a Suspicious Looking Tentacle, 50 dirt blocks, 59 Red's Wings, 1 purple and silver dye, 10 duckie wall paper, 23.45 oricalcium bars, and 1234567890 aglets.
-New boss: Orang!
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(And yes, I really did make sprites just for this.)
Orang is summoned with a Can of Bepis, which is dropped by True Eyes of Cthulhu. When he is summoned, he will yell AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH as he hurdles through the πbe145.21th dimension towards you at 6 speeds, doing a lot of damage. After that he will begin to rotate the player and shoot vegetals at them. He will then summon P1LLR to fight alongside him. Once Orang is defeated, he will drop Octahedron of Transcendance, which allows the player to control all of the memes and become the meme king. After his defeat, a new NPC called Meme Man will move in.
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Meme man will shout random phrases and make sudden loud earrape noises at the player when talked to.

That's all folks!
 
Huzbubber_Tum said:
'Cracks knuckles' Whoo, here we go!

Update 65.hey
THE GASTROINTESTINAL . UPDATE!!

BUG FIXES:
-Fixed bug where bugs were fixed.
-Fixed by where summoning any boss didn't summon Moon Lord alongside it.
-Fixed bug were statue spawned critters didn't explode when picked up.
-Fixed bug where the guide couldn't open doors in another world.
-Fixed bug where Minecraft got removed.
-Fixed bug where Terraria wasn't developed by AIs and not people.

ADDITIONS:
-NPC's will now invite you to come shop at their houses. You can ONLY enter their house if they invite you in. If you enter uninvited, they shoot you and then call the cops (added in an earlier update.)
-Dungeon Guardian now takes the place of EoC, and the player is required to kill it to progress in the game. If the player damages it with anything that is NOT a copper shortsword, your world and current character and your copy of Terraria will be removed from your computer until you pay the new AI devs $937372828828637382836637383.123 and 57 squirrels.
-Added churros to the game. When consumed, they instantly kill you and take away all of your items, mana, and health. In exchange to be fair, you blow up all the blocks in your world. Churros are crafted with a Suspicious Looking Tentacle, 50 dirt blocks, 59 Red's Wings, 1 purple and silver dye, 10 duckie wall paper, 23.45 oricalcium bars, and 1234567890 aglets.
-New boss: Orang!
View attachment 189558 (And yes, I really did make sprites just for this.)
Orang is summoned with a Can of Bepis, which is dropped by True Eyes of Cthulhu. When he is summoned, he will yell AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH as he hurdles through the πbe145.21th dimension towards you at 6 speeds, doing a lot of damage. After that he will begin to rotate the player and shoot vegetals at them. He will then summon P1LLR to fight alongside him. Once Orang is defeated, he will drop Octahedron of Transcendance, which allows the player to control all of the memes and become the meme king. After his defeat, a new NPC called Meme Man will move in. View attachment 189559
Meme man will shout random phrases and make sudden loud earrape noises at the player when talked to.

That's all folks!
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in a sandstorm the music is replaced with "Darude Sandstorm" on Recorder
added a boss: The Moroni Lord (Moon Lord from Comoros?!)
health: 12500000
damage: 12500000
defence: 12500000
drops: nothing haha!
summoned from: suspicious looking rosary (made of 999 luminite bars and 999 every gem including amber)
Hardmode is drastically hard, mechanical bosses get 999 damage and 9999 defence (Even Skeletron Prime)
Fixed bug that makes Terraria possibly playable
the game is now on Pre-Release with unbalanced Grass Blade (dealing 1 HP more than the Fiery Greatsword at the time).
 
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Lava spreads fire to stone, which spreads it to every block around it then dissapears. EoC replaces every enemy, and EoC is replaced by my mixtape
My mixtape
Infinite health
Plays my mixtape- 9999 damage
Will not leave until defeated
Can only be defeated by striking it with a lhizard egg(which is now a throwing weapon with a 0% recovery chance) at exactly 12:12
Drops megaphone, which auto equips and multiples the game volume by 1000
Nurse charges 9 platinum per heal and instantly kills you instead with the death message: Ayy LMOA!!!!!
 
lightning added- does 100 damage every millisecond for 5 days
has a 100% chance of hitting you when you spawn
only hits you when its raining.
when it isnt raining lightning gets replaced by meteors
 
"We've decided that Magic is in a good place so we're going to nerf Melee and Ranged respectively, by adding melee fatigue and durability and weapon reloading and jamming. This is to create a more immersive experience for the user and a greater experience overall!"
 
Meat grinder ( A rare hardmode crimson drop) is now required to fight the WoF
[doublepost=1514053037,1514052861][/doublepost]Dryad plants hallowed seeds everywhere, except at a blood moon, where she plants corruption and crimson seeds (both, not just your world evil)
[doublepost=1514053149][/doublepost]After defeating the moon lord, the moon gets 50% bigger. During an eclipse or frost moon, you will be completely frozen because of this
 
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