Terraria Bad Ideas

Terraria: The game takes up 100% of your memory, ram, CPU, and network! And runs at .000000000000000000000000000001 frames! BUY IT NOW!
 
Game summons a terrarian that trashes your computer, causing you to be forced to create an opposite terrarian to stop the current evil terrarian, only to not help good terrarian, and instead, start playing what I'm certain to be solitare, only for the two terrarians to team up, and end up causing a BSoD upon your computer.
 
- Decrease Moon Lord health, damage and defence to 1
- Increase Green Slime health, damage and defence to 9001
- Green Slime now drops 9.999999999999999999e+99999999999 blocks of dirt. (Your computer is gonna have a bad time...)
 
- Decrease Moon Lord health, damage and defence to 1
- Increase Green Slime health, damage and defence to 9001
- Green Slime now drops 9.999999999999999999e+99999999999 blocks of dirt. (Your computer is gonna have a bad time...)

Every time the Game allows the last part to happen, the speakers on the device that's currently running Terraria will blow up because Megalovania was being played at 50,000% volume.
 
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All weapons only do damage to whatever your cursor is touching.
You must hold down the attack button during the attack animation for it to do damage, but, if you continue to hold it down past the end of the animation, it hits you instead.
Oh, and all weapons lose auto-attack.
 
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