Terraria Bad Ideas

[Unit One]

1. Go to steam workshop.
2. Browse collections.
3. Type regret.
4. Subscibe.

Hi there @Bone Glove I moved your post (and any replies) into this already existing thread. We don’t allow joke guides to be their own thread, so this is the next best spot.

 

[Bone Glove]

Hi there @Bone Glove I moved your post (and any replies) into this already existing thread. We don’t allow joke guides to be their own thread, so this is the next best spot.

Okay. Thanks.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

If you die in Terraria, you die in real life.

 

[Vortrixia67]

If you die you die.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Items can now break.

 

[WorMortar]

If you poke the Eye of Cthulhu with a Copper Shortsword it will instantly lose 75% of health.

 

[Mug Not Found]

Fall damage, wait wha---

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Walking kills you.

 

[WorMortar]

There is stamina in the game, you will slow down once you walk for 15s.

 

[Schparks]

Critical hits only have a 1% chance of happening, regardless of weapon or accessory modifiers.

 

[Dreadnautilus5000🌳]

New achievement: complete 1000 fishing quests.

 

[WorMortar]

Frost Legion is compulsory to win Terraria.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Items sold by NPC's now cost real money.

 

[EaterofBurgers]

Corrupter's vile spit spreads the corruption

 

[whoneedsnamestbh]

Corrupter's vile spit spreads the corruption

This was a thing from 1.1 to 1.2, and yeah, it’s about as bad an idea as it sounds.

 

[EaterofBurgers]

This was a thing from 1.1 to 1.2, and yeah, it’s about as bad an idea as it sounds.

woah yeah 1.1 was crazy

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

An upgrade to the Zenith called the Zenith 2. You craft it with every melee weapon in the game and it's so powerful that using it crashes the game.

 

[Kane Schmitz]

A dish made from luminite. I don’t care how good it is, i’m not spending my luminite

 

[Braquen]

The Grand ankh frostspark cell zenith. While in your inventory, in grants complete immunity to all debuffs, provides all information provided by the cell phone, allows you to fly, dash, stand on thin ice, and walk on water. Right clicking allows the user to switch between wrench, wire cutter, magic mirror, and attack modes. It does 10,000 melee damage to all enemies on screen in attack mode. It’s crafted from the grand design, ankh shield, cell phone, zenith, and a terra toilet.

 

[Dapling]

The Grand ankh frostspark cell zenith. While in your inventory, in grants complete immunity to all debuffs, provides all information provided by the cell phone, allows you to fly, dash, stand on thin ice, and walk on water. Right clicking allows the user to switch between wrench, wire cutter, magic mirror, and attack modes. It does 10,000 melee damage to all enemies on screen in attack mode. It’s crafted from the grand design, ankh shield, cell phone, zenith, and a terra toilet.

0/10 it’s useless without intense rainbow dye and arctic diving gear in the recipe