Xon Suprimes
Terrarian
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You've spent time on this, I'll reward you with a like.---=}The Stoopid Update{=---Clouds replaced by sheep.
Rain is now lava rain.
Added real fire.
Torches and campfires will start wood on fire.
Hell is now the surface and the surface is now hell.
Cultists now only spawn after you kill the moon lord, and any pre-existing celestial sigils will be deleted.
Santa has turned evil, so if you defeat the Frost Legion, he will drop nukes on your world. Every day.
Removed guide cuz he was a useless turd.
Added guide back cuz then we would have to change the guide voodoo doll and were too lazy to code that in.
Skeletron replaced with skeletron prime and vice versa.
Skeletons are now dungeon guardian-tons.
Removed the "New Player" option on player selection.
Removed the "New World" option on world selection.
All of this stuff on this changelog has been removed, cuz people h8 it.
***If all of this stuff on changelog was removed, then that means the removal isnt on the changelog, so everything here is still here*** lol
Removed heart crystals and life fruits. And lifeforce potions.
The Demolitionist's grenades are now nukes.
Price of game now increased to $2847178235678567.99, and you cant update without paying this amount.
Not updating the game is a bad idea. If you dont update, you cant play the game. if you force your way into the game, we send john cena at you. *Insert JOHN CENA meme HERE*
Trees dont like being chopped up, so they started to fight back. now you can only cut down 10 trees before every tree in the world grows legs, turns themselves into swords, and murder your face dealing 8364178541754 damage. They dont despawn and they are immortal.
All armor gives you every debuff in the game, then crashes your game when you die. Trying to start your game after this will result in "Dramatic pause"..... The Blue Screen Of Death! And it will erase everything on your computer! Hurray!
Also, any existing wood in a world (Whether placed or and item) will be instantly deleted when you log into a world.
Lunatic cultist's Death no longer causes celestial events, but instead the moon lord spawns.
Celestial events happen every 10 days, starting on day 1.
Talking in chat replaces any words you say with "TACOS R AWSUM, I WANNA MERRY A TACO."
All mobs (exept bosses) are replaced with JOHN CENA *Again, insert the meme here*
Eye of Cthulhu is now the real Cthulhu, instead of just an eye.
Celestial Events is now the Tacoial Events. Any celestial monsters are tacos.
All food is now tacos.
Bunnys, when killed, will come back to life as the Bunny Guardian, which will instantly kill you, and is immortal. it will despawn.
All players are locked in Hardcore.
Removed Mediumcore and Softcore to prevent haxs from making players not hardcore.
Hardcore ghost players will now be attacked by monsters, and if you die as a ghost everything on ur game will be erased.
All bunnys in the world will instantly die every time you move, causing Bunny guardians to spawn. LOL get rekt
Moon lord wil ALWAYS finish you off with a 360 noscope *Insert MLG Stuff here*
Moon lord had awsm sunglasses.
Moon lord is now named the Taco Lord.
When the cultists are killed, 3275612785 lunatic cultists will spawn. This will lead to the death of your computer.
Pets dont like being pets so they will murder ur face.
Minions also hate being minions so they 360 noscope u. they will rekturface
The game will now know when you get roasted by another player, and it will make fun of u. lol. get rekt m8.
All weapons will turn into copper short swords when used.
All ores turn into copper bars when smelted.
Removed copper shortswords.
Any healing items are removed (Campfires, Heart Lanterns, Mushrooms).
Any weapons or tools always have the prefix "Legen---wait4it---DARY!"
All tools are copper tools.
Copper tools cant break any blocks.
Copper hammer added.
Changelog has been changed to look moar like a changelog. Shouldnt this be in the changelog's changelog tho?
Removed copper ore.
Removed copper bars.
Removed anything copper.
***ANYTHING INVOLVING COPPER ALSO APPLIES TO TIN***
Gummy bears have been added.
You can mutate gummy bears into giant worms. Dont try to eat the worms, they arent gummy.
Cell phones can now only go on instagram to look at people-who-had-a-better-lunch-than-you's food.
Removed wiring. Mechanic instead is another useless npc like the guide.
Removed beds.
Removed almost everything.
All blocks except trees are unbreakable, but i dont recommend breaking down trees.
Tacos have gained a mind of their own and have evolved to a Tacolacosaurus. Its part taco, part dino.
Removed Terraria.
Added back Terraria.
JK Terraria is still gone. uGot Rekt m8.
LOL U keep getting rekt, Terraia is back!
The only good thing about the update: Corrupt and Crimson are now good!
JK there badder than ever and----- they all have snipers to 360 noscope you.