Terraria Bad Ideas

Oh, on another note, the game gets removed from your Steam library if you die. So, you have to buy it every time you lose. No pressure though!
 
Make War of A games. Any games (like Crysis III and Terraria) Will clash each other, bosses of games will clash, character clash, enemies clash (if civ like all hp x 10).

* All bosses in Enemy Game will attack you, but higher priority have bosses of your game. Your game is in danger, remember.
* All enemies in your game attacks Enemy Character and Enemy Monster, and vice versa
* All players in your and enemy game will clash each other.
* Enemies can be converted. Nuff said.
* If Your bosses (final) are Underpowered, hp x 10, same happens to enemy bosses, if it is too OP.
* Nukes (Empire Earth like games, age11/13/12-15, Or unbeatable enemies)instakills Dungeon Guardian (Due to DG is a Terraria Nuke)
* All psychics laws is on the game they invade. Accesories, armors, or even Weapons will be huge difference.
* Multiplayer modes also clashes.
* Winning game gets 1000000$
* Losing game - well, it don't lose anything, but it's a sign, that game is weak
Clash list:
Boss X Enemy
Enemy X Player
Boss X Player
Same type also clashes aganist themselves.
Mode type is also included.Safepoints will be, and respawn will be too. (Examples.: Prophet Died due to Skeletron prime. He will respawn on bed or World Spawn Point.
Terrarian Died due to Ceph Alpha. He will get from last known position. And don't lose, don't permadie, don't lose item or coin)(Priest Converted Dungeon Guardian, if it happens, it changes into Cobra or Nuke Tropper.)
Warning! It use alot of Ram! Can happen, that someone have been playing aganist both. Then Everyone (if hero is OP) aganist him, and if UP, Battle like normal.
OP Items, Enemies:
Wings(fly bird, fly), Medusa(stoned jc), Priest(Wololo), Metal Mario (Even stronger than Boss), Nuke/Skeleton Guardian(Insta-Death), Diablo(Ultimate Evil is back), Trebuchts (Too far attack range >.<), War Elephant (almost WoF like enemy), Last Prism (Trebuchet 2.0), Ceph Sniper Rifle (Tre... Nevermind, This is a nuke in a rifle), ANY DIABLO III WEAPON (Jesus christ, when he accidentally attacks,then... Half of this game is dead).
Dodge Chance:
Shadow Dodge(100%)(only Titanum)
Diablo III (Varies (1-99%)(Monk OP)
Master Ninja Gear (10 %)(Bone lee is back)
Absorbtion:
Crysis III(5000 dmg - Moon lord (wtf?))
Diablo III(up to 4924 dmg)
Terraria(95%) - Diablo can barely hurt you
Raw dmg:
Diablo III (2888 dmg)
Crysis III (Unknown dmg, but itseems like it's over 2500 dmg.
...
Terraria. (200 dmg
Age of Empires (varies, from3 to even Matrix damage, if weare agreed, that priests can kill heros and Even Ultimate Evil
Dps.
Terraria (almost 1 million dps)
Age of Empires (200 Trebuchets can attack for more dmg.(base of 200x200 = 40000 dmg, speed 35 = 12500 dps)
Crysis III (5000 dps)
 
Enough with the Medusa and "bad" ideas that are already in game, especially ones that are sarcastic. It may seem funny but the developers know what they are doing and without them you wouldn't have Terraria.

Now, back on topic;

• All enemies now inflict a debuff based on their origns. Slimes inflict slowness, zombies inflict poison, etc.
• Brain of Cthulhu's heart is now removed and made a stationary mob which the Brain itself protects.
• Moon Lord now has FOUR hands.
• Stone drops pebbles, which need to be crafted back into stone at a ratio of 4:1.
• Dungeon Brick, Walls, Furniture, etc. is no longer obtainable.
• Ebonwood, Pearlwood, and Shadewood now affect Corruption rating and spread corruption.
• Trees now influence spread of biomes.
• Corruption/Crimson now spreads quickly pre-hardmode.
• Molten Armor, Solar Armor, and Meteorite Armor now inflict the On Fire! debuff.
• Added Copycat mob which replicates the player's actions, attacks, and buffs, while being immune to knockback.
• Jump height halved.
• Added Hunger bar.
• Removed health regeneration from campfires, heart lanterns, and fireplaces.
• Health only regenerates from potions or sleeping.
• NPCs can be transported to the underworld.
• Hellstone and Meteorite now inflicts the On Fire! debuff when in inventory.
• Player now has a healthiness rating; moving very little will cause a permanent slowness debuff, where moving a lot will add in a permanent speed buff. Same goes for jump height.
• Can attack with bare fists for 1 damage.
• Can sleep to speed up time till the next 6 am.
 
1.3.4.5.6...Infinity
*Added Herobrine
* Changed Moon Lord to Herobrine
* Fixed Bug, where you could Kill Moon Lord/Herobrine
* Fixed Bug, where Player Could Survive deeper than 1ft and farer than 1 ft.
 
1.5 update!

Bugs fixed:

Beeing able to beat the moon lord in expert mode
Stoned debuff lasts for only 1 second
Zombies can't break blocks
Psycho doesn't have a murdering chainsaw and doesn't drop a chainsaw either
Noclip isn't enabled
Life is too high
 
Pokemon - Terraria OR1.4/AS1.4
- Added Johto region
- Added Pokemon
- Added Pokeballs
...
- Added Team Rocket
(-added priest)
- Added Terrarian vs Pokemon battles.
- player when defeated faints.
- Added Cthulhu as final boss, BUT:
- 8 badges must be obtained
- Red must be Defeated by 6Pokemon+Terrarian vs 6Pokemon+Redigit
 
Dying after the "beginning of the end" aka celestial events results in a horrific end to your world. As "Requeim for a Dream" plays in the background, a series of explosive meteorites rain down all through the world and explode into a sea of lava which then disintegrates every block it comes in and flows down into the underground, cavern, all the way down into hell, leaving your world a nonexistant lava pit.

There would be dramatic cutscenes of any bound NPCs like the mechanic and tinkerer dying a horrific death, Plantera bulbs burning to ashes, the inhabitants of the Lihzahrd Temple would be run down as they spent their last moments watching their home turn to nothing, and the ruined houses of the Underworld would slowly collapse...

All culminating in the Ancient Roman-esque decimation of your world, like they did to Carthage, basically wiping your world out of existence.
 
---=}The Stoopid Update{=---​
Clouds replaced by sheep.
Rain is now lava rain.
Added real fire.
Torches and campfires will start wood on fire.
Hell is now the surface and the surface is now hell.
Cultists now only spawn after you kill the moon lord, and any pre-existing celestial sigils will be deleted.
Santa has turned evil, so if you defeat the Frost Legion, he will drop nukes on your world. Every day.
Removed guide cuz he was a useless turd.
Added guide back cuz then we would have to change the guide voodoo doll and were too lazy to code that in.
Skeletron replaced with skeletron prime and vice versa.
Skeletons are now dungeon guardian-tons.
Removed the "New Player" option on player selection.
Removed the "New World" option on world selection.
All of this stuff on this changelog has been removed, cuz people h8 it.
***If all of this stuff on changelog was removed, then that means the removal isnt on the changelog, so everything here is still here*** lol
Removed heart crystals and life fruits. And lifeforce potions.
The Demolitionist's grenades are now nukes.
Price of game now increased to $2847178235678567.99, and you cant update without paying this amount.
Not updating the game is a bad idea. If you dont update, you cant play the game. if you force your way into the game, we send john cena at you. *Insert JOHN CENA meme HERE*
Trees dont like being chopped up, so they started to fight back. now you can only cut down 10 trees before every tree in the world grows legs, turns themselves into swords, and murder your face dealing 8364178541754 damage. They dont despawn and they are immortal.
All armor gives you every debuff in the game, then crashes your game when you die. Trying to start your game after this will result in "Dramatic pause"..... The Blue Screen Of Death! And it will erase everything on your computer! Hurray!
Also, any existing wood in a world (Whether placed or and item) will be instantly deleted when you log into a world.
Lunatic cultist's Death no longer causes celestial events, but instead the moon lord spawns.
Celestial events happen every 10 days, starting on day 1.
Talking in chat replaces any words you say with "TACOS R AWSUM, I WANNA MERRY A TACO."
All mobs (exept bosses) are replaced with JOHN CENA *Again, insert the meme here*
Eye of Cthulhu is now the real Cthulhu, instead of just an eye.
Celestial Events is now the Tacoial Events. Any celestial monsters are tacos.
All food is now tacos.
Bunnys, when killed, will come back to life as the Bunny Guardian, which will instantly kill you, and is immortal. it will despawn.
All players are locked in Hardcore.
Removed Mediumcore and Softcore to prevent haxs from making players not hardcore.
Hardcore ghost players will now be attacked by monsters, and if you die as a ghost everything on ur game will be erased.
All bunnys in the world will instantly die every time you move, causing Bunny guardians to spawn. LOL get rekt
Moon lord wil ALWAYS finish you off with a 360 noscope *Insert MLG Stuff here*
Moon lord had awsm sunglasses.
Moon lord is now named the Taco Lord.
When the cultists are killed, 3275612785 lunatic cultists will spawn. This will lead to the death of your computer.
Pets dont like being pets so they will murder ur face.
Minions also hate being minions so they 360 noscope u. they will rekturface
The game will now know when you get roasted by another player, and it will make fun of u. lol. get rekt m8.
All weapons will turn into copper short swords when used.
All ores turn into copper bars when smelted.
Removed copper shortswords.
Any healing items are removed (Campfires, Heart Lanterns, Mushrooms).
Any weapons or tools always have the prefix "Legen---wait4it---DARY!"
All tools are copper tools.
Copper tools cant break any blocks.
Copper hammer added.
Changelog has been changed to look moar like a changelog. Shouldnt this be in the changelog's changelog tho?
Removed copper ore.
Removed copper bars.
Removed anything copper.
***ANYTHING INVOLVING COPPER ALSO APPLIES TO TIN***
Gummy bears have been added.
You can mutate gummy bears into giant worms. Dont try to eat the worms, they arent gummy.
Cell phones can now only go on instagram to look at people-who-had-a-better-lunch-than-you's food.
Removed wiring. Mechanic instead is another useless npc like the guide.
Removed beds.
Removed almost everything.
All blocks except trees are unbreakable, but i dont recommend breaking down trees.
Tacos have gained a mind of their own and have evolved to a Tacolacosaurus. Its part taco, part dino.
Removed Terraria.
Added back Terraria.
JK Terraria is still gone. uGot Rekt m8.
LOL U keep getting rekt, Terraia is back!
The only good thing about the update: Corrupt and Crimson are now good!
JK there badder than ever and----- they all have snipers to 360 noscope you.
You've spent time on this, I'll reward you with a like.

All Music plays as DnB.
 
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