The 3000th post wins

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

Nani?




Ashe Ubert best boy

he aint no cat so meh

 

[Federal Crow]

He does not deserve this treatment.

*roundhouse kicks in face*

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

*imma catch that round house kick and break that ankle*
/rolls 15/
*your ankle is broken*
you are messing with a god here

 

[Federal Crow]

Same here, friend.


*rolls 1*
Oh no

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

/rolls -1/ I don’t even know what I’m rolling for but okay.

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

you can't recover, this is your divine punishment
*tries to throw you into the ground*
/rolls 6 with strength of 7/
*you hit the ground but only knocking out your breath*

 

[Federal Crow]

10/10 best DnD game


Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd best

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

continue?

 

[Federal Crow]

I think I am dead. I will now leave this dimension.

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

...I’m just going to... *Walks away slowly*

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

impossible with my intellegence of 9 i will bring o back
/rolls a 7/
I call upon the dark lords to grant the wish of eternal torment for this soul will not leave without my say. REBIRTH!

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

...I’m just going to... *Walks away slowly*

not you

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Federal Crow]

*demonic screeching*

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

*Terrasque comes up from the ground and eats me*

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

now you shall face my wrath
*tries to use explosion magic in the form of lasers*
/rolls a 4 with an intelligence of 9/
*the beam cuts through the air around you and the air explodes sending you flying

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

me

 

[Federal Crow]

 

[YourCatgirlCareProvider]

its so true tho lmao

 

[Federal Crow]

So much detail