Grand Paladin Tyrux
Empress of Light
I grab one of these strange "1.4 Pre-Release Copies" and pop the disc into one of the PCs.
The paper only says:Mario goes over and reads the paper on the wall.
The PC slowly boots up. 1/2I grab one of these strange "1.4 Pre-Release Copies" and pop the disc into one of the PCs.
Everyone cheers for this grand revelation. You discuss new tactics before pressing on.On the back of the terraria 1.4 box, it says "now you can finally fight allboss!"
A pile of apples rain above your head. You have only taken a bit of a flesh wound. Not any damage points taken, tho.I smash the Mac into oblivion with my sword. My reason for this is "It looked evil."
The copy is installed, until you realize too late that the computers are not plugged in!i quickly install a 1.4 copy
The paper only says:
1.4 - Better Than 1.3!
but lightly written it is revealed to say:
HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP
SAVE US...
..spooky.
The PC slowly boots up. 1/2
Everyone cheers for this grand revelation. You discuss new tactics before pressing on.
A pile of apples rain above your head. You have only taken a bit of a flesh wound. Not any damage points taken, tho.
2/2 Booting up!
The computer says:
ERROR. ERROR><(*!^(*&%^()*&^&*!(@$^@)!*($^(!*@^&@)%^!@)(*$^!@*)($^!&@($)!^%@)&&/3
NOW STARTING TERRARIA 1.4...
you wonder how the computer knows what you want to start!
The copy is installed, until you realize too late that the computers are not plugged in!
From all of the computers come Eyes, and from the broken Mac comes an Eye of Cthulhu!
BATTLE TIME!
Suspicious Looking Eye-Minions - 60/60HP (x14)
Eye of Cthulhu - 3000/3000HP (x1)
Time to look at the battle interface!
it goes like this:
Test Dummy - 300/300 HP, 100MP, 10 Defense, +1 Speed, SUPER STANDING ATTACK ||||| (x5)
the data is read like this:
Name - Health Points, Mana, Defense, Speed Boost, Special Attack +ChargeBar, (amount)
you use attcks to kill
FIGHT!
Tyrux, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, one Slimey, one Snuggles.
Jerry, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, Brass Lantern, Red Beetle.
Ryet, 100/100 HP, 40/40 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, Small Ryet
Lord of Cats, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, 5 protector cats
SirDiesAlot, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, 2 iron bars
Mario, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, 1 Luigi
Helio, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, one bird crown.
HeChaos, 100/100 HP, 20/20 MPCopper Armor, 5 lesser potions of healing, 5 lesser potions of mana, Wooden Bow, 150 arrows, Iron Broadsword, Copper Pickaxe, 20 Wood, 5 Acorns, SPEED
The Eye of Cthulhu takes 17 damage, but dodges before you combo!Mario jumps into the air.
Edit: ((In case you are confused, Mario is known for his jumping abilities. He also hurts enemies when he jumps on them, except if they are covered in spikes or are really hard, which by that I mean rock hard.))
The Eye is hurt by the arrows obviously, and takes 4 damage per arrow! Random.org says you shot... 4 arrows!I start shot the Eye with arrows...
Two suspicious looking eyes have been killed by your companions (as they use a SUPER ATTACK, they are really tired, and must use WEAK ATTACK for 2 turns), and your paladin Iron Broadsword prowess Charge the EOC! He takes 14 damage!I charge the Eye of Cthulhu with my Iron Broadsword, Slimey and Snuggles both attack one of the Suspicious Looking Eyes.
Your question confuses the eye, having it take 1 damage!" What? how did the eye get in here? "
I start to charge up a Blizzarga attack on the minions and boss.
Meanwhile my Al alpha V makes a robot body for himself and starts to shot the Boss with gun shots.
I attack The eye of Cthulhu with my Iron broad sword.
"An eye for an Eye Cthulhu!"
(Heard as random Turtle noises to those who do not speak turtle)
Mario summons Luigi. They both jump on the Eye of Cthulhu.