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PC The Hammer-Only Playthrough!

Seth The Bee Cultist

Skeletron Prime
~~~PART TWO~~~

Hello all! For my long absence, i'll fight a boss this time!
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Uhm... quest fish? Oh right the angler's here.
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Sweeet.
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Arena 50% complete...
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Here we go!
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Jay: Hmm... what's that digging sound-
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Jay: OH CRAP!
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Eow: -Worm Noises-
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Jay: Ack! Worm guts everywhere!
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Jay: I DIDN"T SAY I WANTED TO SWIM IN THE WORM GUTS!
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Why didn't Jay take damage? The worms tusk is cleary in his skin.
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Jay: THERE'S TWO?!
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Jay: NOT THIS AGAIN!
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Jay: Phew...
Lets go home!
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Gold Bunny: I wub campfires!
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Savage pickaxe, huh...
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Jay: Hehe!
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Jay: I WANNA GO HOME AHHH

Whut?
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Pinky: Whee!
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Many slime deaths later...
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Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Jay: Phew...
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Finally, we are here!
Jay: I wanna swim through this FOREVER!
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Yes! Large patches!
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Fire imp: Scram!
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Jay: Whaaa? I killed you!
Fire Imp: I'm back, runt!
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At this moment Jay knew... I screwed up. I-I mean Jay screwed up! No hellforge silly Jay!
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Jay: HELP ALL THESE MONSTERS WANNA EAT ME
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There. Perfect.
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Could only make these two items, but later i'll get hellstone armor!
And yes, I made the hamaxe because of the fire damage and (maybe?) higher use time. It also got a modifier that increased damage, woop!
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Hello Peeps! Looks like a new meteor fell!
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"So, you turn into a giant floating head at night?"
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AHH!
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Jay: I SHALL SMITE THOU TO HELL!
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Skeletron: YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
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Skeletron: THAT HURTS YKNOW?!
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Hay: Erm... what are you doing?
Skeletron: I funnie
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Jay: Skeletron, are you dabbing?
Skeletron: Wat is dabbing?
Jay: Oh right, you're a thousand years old. It's this new generation dance move.
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Skeletron: O DAYUM! MY HAND IS GONE!
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Skeletron: O DAYUM! MY OTHER HAND IS GONE!
Jay: I only did a small tap...
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Jay: Care for a swim?
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Skeletron: Sure m8
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Jay: I SHALL MOUNT YOU ON A WALL AND USE YOUR ARMS AS A GRAPPLE GOD DAYUMMIT.
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Jay: I want that slime.
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Haha he's stuck.
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Jay: Wh-WHA?! I WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
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Cobalt shield, only thing we needed from the dungeon (i think)
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Jay: WOO!
Hello guys! Sorry for not posting for a long time (Only two days, but it seemed like FOREVER to me!)
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Jay: Woah... Islands in the sky!
I want to talk about something:
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Jay: Neat, a balloon! It's so shiny and red!
Do you guys want shorter chapters but i'll pump out more?
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Or do you want BIG chunks each chapter but I pump out less?
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There is no right or wrong: not even right or left! Just pick whatever you'd like better!
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Anyway, I love the support this has been getting! I can't believe i'm someones senpai <3
Jay: My por witle spine...
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Well, here's a dumb glorified wooden box for the mechanic. Why can't you build something nice, like that marble house?
Jay: HEY! I DO WHAT I WANT!
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Do these clothes fit well?
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Eh, this is ok.
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Jay only JUST got to hell, and he's aready on fire.
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Aww, look at the wittle hellstone! Lets set it free :D
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There you go lava, reunite with that big pool!
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That's... alot of pots.
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Jay: NOOO! CANDY APPLE, SAVE ME!
Candy Apple: No u suc
Jay: WELL FCK
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Wow, I can't wait to see how many hellstone bars we can get-
Only three? Srsly?
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Oh ye, this is true style. +2 Style points.
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Slime Bunny: I am a fewoshios slimie! Fear me!
Jay: Aww... happy early Halloween bunny!
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Hewwo.
Jay: NO WAY.
What are you talking about- WARDING?!
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The goblin vs. Boulder
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He lives!
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Jay: I STAND MY GROOOOUUUND!
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Jay's back after dying.
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He has the greatest plan.
AND BUNNY BLINK.
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Jay: This is the greatest plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
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Hello and welcome back to-
Jay: HOLY CRAP A ROCKFISH!
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Well, today we are battling the Wall of Flesh! (Probably)
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Jay: Buildin' teh bridge...
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No doll yet, kinda worrying but I haven't finished the bridge yet so it doesn't matter!
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Jay: Leve me alon ;~;
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TANK IT! TANK IT! TANK IT!
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Bones: Ah, kids these days.
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That bridge isn't long enough...
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After a LOOOONG time of waiting, we finally gave up. Sorry to all that were expecting a giant battle...
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Ugh... cya next chapter.
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Jay: Ugh.. where am I? I can make out a two tile hole above me, but that's all...
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Jay: Let me get a torch in here, it's so dark...
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Well, this cave looks familiar.
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Jay: Hey, guide! Can you tell me whats going on?
Guide: Well, look who finally came back.
Jay: What do you mean? I just woke up. Last I remember I was building a bridge.
Guide: Well, for starters, that was a year ago, buddy.
Jay: WHAT? That isn't possible, What happened to me if thats the case?
Guide: Hell if I know. Without you, the Old Ones Army as been attacking us nonstop!
Jay: Old ones.. army? What is that?
Guide: An army. An army that appeared from portals spawning across the world. I sure am thankful for that Tavernkeeper. Without his wands, you would be talking to a skeleton.
Jay: Oh no... I'm so sorry!
Guide: I don't care if you were asleep for a year. Sorry isn't gonna cut it, bud.
Jay: Someone is snarkier then usual. I'm heading to the "tavernkeep".
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Jay: Hey you! Can you tell me about the Old Ones army?
Tavernkeep: Sure, bud. Sorry bout' that guide, he gets pretty upset. The army is from a land called Eternia, along with me. Four defenders tried to battle them along with others, and still are to this day, but they couldn't stop them from opening portals. These portals lead to this world, the world of Terraria. Built up of goblins and mages, this army makes up for their weak troops with sheer numbers. I have some crystals that will lure em here, so you can smash them. I heard about you and ferocious beasts, like the eye and Skeletron.
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Welcome back to Jays adventure. Sorry for the lack of updates. I also made a new rule: Jay can use defender weapons ONLY during the old ones invasion. This is to prevent being overwhelmed.
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Jay: Lets do this!
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Jay: Good thing I never lost my fighting spirit!
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SMASH!
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Zap em up, too!
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Gotta... defend...
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Jay: Looks like I also never lost my suckiness!
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Aand it's gone.
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Cya next time!

Welcome back! Jay made a shoddy box!
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But that's not the focus of today. Jay is long overdue to fight... it.
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Yes, today we are fighting the wall of flesh.
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We are expanding the bridge, right now. Also hunting for dolls.
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If we die, it's nice to have another one ready!
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Thinking about the future, I have no idea how we will overcome things like plantera, but with grit and determination, I believe we can do anything.
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Jay: What.
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Jay: The hell.
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Jay: IS THAT?
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WOF: YOU MADE A MISTAKE, JAY.
Jay: What is that? CLOBBER, POW!
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WOF: AS THE GUARDIAN OF THE SPIRITS OF LIGHT AND DARK, I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU.
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Jay: How do you know my name, anyway?
WOF: IT'S SIMPLE. YOU REMEMBER ME, RIGHT? BRETT?
Jay: BRETT? impossible! I killed him to summon you!
WOF: BRETT WAS A GUIDE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE. WHEN YOU KILLED HIM, I WAS AWOKEN. I AM WHAT THE GUIDE IS, DEEP DOWN.
Jay: What do you mean, deep down!?
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WOF: I AM THE HEART OF THE GUIDE. BRETT IS MORE THAN A HUMAN. YOU KNOW THE EYE OF CTHULHU? ALONG WITH A BRAIN SOMEWHERE ELSE, WE ALL MAKE UP BRETT. BETTER KNOWN IN HIS TRUE FORM AS CTHULHU.
Jay: I'm not ready to believe that! CLOBBER, POW!
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WOF: THERE IS SO MUCH FOR YOU TO LEARN. WHEN I RETURN< AFTER I KILL YOU OR YOU KILL ME, I WILL EXPLAIN WHO DID THIS TO ME, AND HOW TO GET REVENGE.
Jay: ...
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WOF: I JUST WANTED TO PROTECT YOU. FROM HIM. THE MOON LORD.
Jay: The moon lord?
WOF: EVER WONDER WHY THE MONSTERS SWARM AT NIGHT? ITS NOT JUST THE COVER OF DARKNESS, ITS BECAUSE THE MOON LORD IS AT HIS FULL POWER. PLEASE, LET ME WIN. I DON'T WANT YOU, MY LAST HOPE, TO PERISH.
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WOF: -groooaaaan-
Jay: Cya when you respawn, buddy.
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Jay: FISHY SMAAAAAASH!
WOF: NOOOOOO!
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WOF: YOU HAVE PROVED DECENTLY WORTHY. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU, JAY.
-EXPLODES, GUTS EVERYWHERE-
Jay: Yuck!
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Jay: I can't believe it! I defeated the wall of flesh, the lord of the underworld!
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Thank you all for reading. I decided to put a spin on this tale: I don't REALLY believe in this theory, but but I decided to make it "canon" in Jays world. Ill reveal more as we go on. Have a good one!

Welcome back to Jay's quest to defeat the Moon Lord!
Jay: Why is this place so colorful and happy, now?
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Jay: BRETT! Welcome back!
Guide: hello!
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Brett told Jay that to progress he needs to smash altars.
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And now, the three sacred ores!
COBALT!
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ORICHALCHUM!
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ADAMANTITE!
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He reforged his hammer, now it's time to tackle the underground!
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Jay: Here, too?
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It's everywhere!
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Yikes!
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Cant get him now, turtle!
Ice tortoise: I AM NOT A TURTLE.
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Jay: I'd rather not have a medusa chasing me down a minecart track!
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Jay got a cobalt drill, but I forgot to capture it. See ya next time!

Welcome back to Jay's adventure! There is not enough time to fight more than one eye, but Jay decided to do one for a little cash.
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EoC: IT BUUUUUURNS
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-splat-
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Thats not very nice, goblin!
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Throwing a party because of your "master" reforging skills?
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Thank you very much!
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Jay decided to go spelunking, as his current accessories just won't do. (Sorry for the cluttered inventory.)
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No mimic...
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Still no mimic...
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Maybe up here?
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Jay has to be careful, as one slipup could cost him his life. (Not that I am playing on hardcore)
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Nope! And I'm holding a WATER CANDLE for light now since all my torches and glowsticks are gone.
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HOLY-
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Fine. Ill collect mud and mushroom seeds for the shroomy.
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Might as well collect some souls while im at it!
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Aaaand this is all i got. Cya next time for actual progression!

For the next set of chapters, go to page three.
 
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Scarlet Hunter

Retinazer
This is a super fun little thing. I may have to try it at some point, just for that difficulty curve. Is there any way to actually finish the game, though?
I doubt you can kill the Moon Lord with this playthrough.
 

Seth The Bee Cultist

Skeletron Prime
New chapter! I am not liking whats gonna come next :sigh:
:red: Probably never intended for the mechs to be beaten with a hammer, so I need to think of ways I can stand a chance.
 

Erikfassett

Duke Fishron
I just read this and this is such a creative idea, I'd just like to quickly help you;
I did some in game testing and the rockfish you had has slightly more DPS than the pwnhammer
Rockfish average: 62-63
Pwnhammer average: 58-59
This difference increased drastically once I put on armor that increased damage.
Also, I'd recommend once you get the hammush as soon as possible due to it's special projectiles that doubled the damage. (You'll still need to defeat one mech boss, but I know you can do it!)

Edit: I also found that the Chlorophyte Jackhammer is the most damaging hammer at ~280 DPS, but you'll have to be willing to aim it instead of swinging
 
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Seth The Bee Cultist

Skeletron Prime
I just read this and this is such a creative idea, I'd just like to quickly help you;
I did some in game testing and the rockfish you had has slightly more DPS than the pwnhammer
Rockfish average: 62-63
Pwnhammer average: 58-59
This difference increased drastically once I put on armor that increased damage.
Also, I'd recommend once you get the hammush as soon as possible due to it's special projectiles that doubled the damage. (You'll still need to defeat one mech boss, but I know you can do it!)

Edit: I also found that the Chlorophyte Jackhammer is the most damaging hammer at ~280 DPS, but you'll have to be willing to aim it instead of swinging
Thank you so much! I would have never known about those tips without you :)
I am quite excited for the hammush!
 
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