Welcome back! Jay made a shoddy box!
But that's not the focus of today. Jay is long overdue to fight... it.
Yes, today we are fighting the wall of flesh.
We are expanding the bridge, right now. Also hunting for dolls.
If we die, it's nice to have another one ready!
Thinking about the future, I have no idea how we will overcome things like plantera, but with grit and determination, I believe we can do anything.
Jay: What.
Jay: The hell.
Jay: IS THAT?
WOF: YOU MADE A MISTAKE, JAY.
Jay: What is that? CLOBBER, POW!
WOF: AS THE GUARDIAN OF THE SPIRITS OF LIGHT AND DARK, I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU.
Jay: How do you know my name, anyway?
WOF: IT'S SIMPLE. YOU REMEMBER ME, RIGHT? BRETT?
Jay: BRETT? impossible! I killed him to summon you!
WOF: BRETT WAS A GUIDE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE. WHEN YOU KILLED HIM, I WAS AWOKEN. I AM WHAT THE GUIDE IS, DEEP DOWN.
Jay: What do you mean, deep down!?
WOF: I AM THE HEART OF THE GUIDE. BRETT IS MORE THAN A HUMAN. YOU KNOW THE EYE OF CTHULHU? ALONG WITH A BRAIN SOMEWHERE ELSE, WE ALL MAKE UP BRETT. BETTER KNOWN IN HIS TRUE FORM AS CTHULHU.
Jay: I'm not ready to believe that! CLOBBER, POW!
WOF: THERE IS SO MUCH FOR YOU TO LEARN. WHEN I RETURN< AFTER I KILL YOU OR YOU KILL ME, I WILL EXPLAIN WHO DID THIS TO ME, AND HOW TO GET REVENGE.
Jay: ...
WOF: I JUST WANTED TO PROTECT YOU. FROM HIM. THE MOON LORD.
Jay: The moon lord?
WOF: EVER WONDER WHY THE MONSTERS SWARM AT NIGHT? ITS NOT JUST THE COVER OF DARKNESS, ITS BECAUSE THE MOON LORD IS AT HIS FULL POWER. PLEASE, LET ME WIN. I DON'T WANT YOU, MY LAST HOPE, TO PERISH.
WOF: -groooaaaan-
Jay: Cya when you respawn, buddy.
Jay: FISHY SMAAAAAASH!
WOF: NOOOOOO!
WOF: YOU HAVE PROVED DECENTLY WORTHY. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU, JAY.
-EXPLODES, GUTS EVERYWHERE-
Jay: Yuck!
Jay: I can't believe it! I defeated the wall of flesh, the lord of the underworld!
Thank you all for reading. I decided to put a spin on this tale: I don't REALLY believe in this theory, but but I decided to make it "canon" in Jays world. Ill reveal more as we go on. Have a good one!