~~~~Radio~~~~
Jones:
for our next story, the hunt for Notorious Crimelord Gregg continues over here in the northern district of 13th street. And unfortunately we STILL can’t find the elusive anubis. Big shocker.
By the way, for no real reason… i feel an urge to shout someone out. So shoutouts to Phaedra. I don’t know who you are Phaedra, but there ya go.
~~~~The Undying Ultimate Chimera (@Mr. Fury)~~~~
HP: Yes. LVL: 666
Current Location: The Savage Savannah: Grassland
The UUC goes over to the great baobab tree and smacks it with a stick, a large three eyed bug appears and swats the UUC with a rolled up newspaper, the UUC feels ashamed of himself and walks away sadly.
The UUC then gets a devious idea. And walks over to the leader of the scorpalo pack.
The UUC then whispers “Mcdonalds new Buffalo Scorpion fries.”
The Scorpalo leader just finished graduating from yale, and has the intellect to realize what was just said, it flees in fear with the others fleeing with it. One of them angerly stings the UUC getting the UUC stuck on it’s tail, dragging him with the stampede.
(Continued in wizardbois turn.)
~~~~The Despicable Varvin Arthan (@Person999)~~~~
HP: 231/271 LVL 4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City
Varvin touches the crystal. He doesn’t specify a location and is then tossed through space and time and lands in Grimwich city. He notices a huge crowd of various undead types, Phaedra and the doll/comatose man and a monk looking fellow. They are watching the nearby stage where a man with a cow skull for a head and fancy purple clothing is seen. He seems to be trying to recruit people.
~~~~The Somewhat “Nice” Phaedra (@Madder)~~~~
HP: 319/440 LVL:4
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City
~~~And~~~
~~~~Magnus (@TheGuy)~~~~
HP: 452/452 LVL 2
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City
~~~And~~~
~~~~Dollie (@Sky High)~~~~
HP: 200/220 LVL: 3
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City
~~~And~~~
~~~~Brother Garrun (@IHATETHISSIGNUP / Jedinate)~~~~
Body HP: 210/210
Head HP: 200/200 LVL:2
Current Location: The Overgrowth: Grimwich City
Brother Garrun steps forward to volunteer
Phaedra asks dollie if they should join up with Garrun.
Just then the nearby mooncrystal glows as Varvin is spat out from it.
Asmodeus points to garrun
Asmodeus:
Ah, you brave soul, you wish to volunteer on this mission to reclaim Alexandria?
~~~~Traumatized Greyton (@Xmax360)~~~~
HP: 301/301 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
~~~And~~~
~~~~Fred (@Defure)~~~~
HP: 210/210 LVL: 2
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard Autumn Fields
Greyton: 300/301
Fred: 210/210
VS
Recon Mech: 0/60
Junkin: 40/100
Greyton punches the Junkin, it did 20 damage!
Fred shoots the Junkin! It did 40 damage!
The Ghost mug smacks Greyton with a Ghost Baseball Bat, it did 1 damage!
The Junkin leaps onto fred and forcefully shoves it’s fist down his throat!
It missed!
~~~~Benevolent Tingler (@Deputy Hue)~~~~
Body HP: 250/320
Head HP: 250/300 LVL 1
Current Location: Pumpkin Yard: Truce Town
~~~Party Member: Clockwerk~~~
HP: 600/600 LVL 1
Tingler presses the 3rd button. But since the remote is like a TV remote, he accidentally presses button 7, clockwerk spews out these noises:
Tingler is frightened by the fact that the devil is inside his robit, he then rapidly presses buttons until he hits the real button 3.
Clockwerk:
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhh! How ya doin chump?
Now what?
~~~~Amenhotep (@TheSpeluknerv3.6.5.8.6)~~~~
HP: 50/50 LVL 1
Current Location: The Savage Savannah: Abandoned Mohawker Outpost
Amenhotep already opened the present last turn, and got the spirit silk that was inside..
Suddenly a rumbling is heard, amenhotep looks to his left and notices a herd of spooked scorpion-buffalos rushing towards him! He dodges out of the way just as the Undying Ultimate Chimera appears before him from the herd.
The UUC gets closer, it roars.
(This is the UUC’s chance to try to make the deal, likewise this is Amenhoteps chance to use the ward if he wants to.)
~~~NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCOMER ALERT~~~
~~~~Fedora Ron (@Matthus)~~~~
HP: 107/107 LVL 1
Current Location: Hell: Ruinous Road
Ron is seen laying on the desert sand, still unconscious. Two deer creatures walk up to him and drag him into the nearby ruins. They drag ron to a snake-like creature in purple leopard print clothes, pink sunglasses and ridiculous hair.
Deerablo:
Lord Dmiitri, we found this neckbeard in the sand.
Dmiitri:
Bleck! Kill it!
No, Wait.. Toss it into hell, we need another soul slave.
Deerablo:
But… Satan Lou doesn’t do enslavement of damned souls
Dmiitri:
Meh, well Louis doesn’t need to know about him, just like how he doesn’t need to know about our little “mining operation” now does he?
The Deerablo chucks the still out cold Ron into the fiery pits of hell.
???:
Hey, Hey you, ya you in the fedora, Wake up.
Ron opens his eyes to see a one eyed beetle like creature floating before him.
Imp:
Welcome to hell pally, i dunno how you got here past the Grim Reaper, But uhh.. Yeah, welcome.
The Imp kicks ron in the face as he is still waking up, he then flies off into the nearby ruins.
Rom looks around, there is a tree glowing neon colors nearby him, a present also nearby, a path going down deeper into the fiery pits of hell, and a path going up to a nearby ruin. Fresh air is coming from the nearby ruins.
Also seen in the distance is a lake of lava, a giant disco ball surrounded by a neon city, and a large tower in the other side of hell going upwards.
What now?
~~~~A new homo sapien known as Halt has decided to sign up for a form of entertainment on an online messaging board known as a Forum Game. and they are now going to start their turn at playing this form of entertainment on an online messaging board known as a Forum Game right at this point of time.~~~~
AKA
~~~~NEWCOMER~~~~
~~~~Grigor (@Halt)~~~~
HP: 325/325 LVL 1
Current Location: Savage Savannah: Near the Forest of Ropes
Grigor awakens in a savannah like area, near a huge mountainside and nearby a large dark misty forest, Grigor notices ropes and nooses hanging from the nearby tree branches. There is also a present nearby. A town is seen in the savannah in the distance as well.
What now?