The Last Post Wins!

Speedrunning earlygame starbound for like the 50th time just to unlock stuff because I'm too lazy to type a few commands
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
illuminar ᯓ★ said:
:0 COMMUNITY FAN SPOTTED
HILDA FAN SPOTTED
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I'm spotted like a thirteen-lined ground squirrel!
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Esther said:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Recently after getting used to calamity infernum, expert/master vanilla, all of the bosses and enemies are ridiculously easy in comparison, I was ready for some epic fight with wall of flesh, only to realize it has a measly 8000 health and that me and my friend were way overprepared for it. Underground hardmode is laughably easy compared to the expert playthroughs, and it's nice to have a change of pace from everything diabolically snatching my life.
 
anyways does anyone wanna sign up for the terrarmy?
every soldier is issued a phoenix blaster and molten fury, rank up and you might be issued a vortex beater and phantasm
intense training rituals (which is kind of just a terraria trick question quiz, done as a joke)
and hard work (we do nothing but pretend to be soldiers out at war, and camp around our "posts" (profile posts we made solely to be our trenches)
might actually go to war against birds
we're completely serious no silliness allowed (I promise you 80% of the stuff we do is for the funnies)
if you fight for our forums
I don't know what'll happen so sign up

contract
ok so if you join you gotta accept that you might get hurt (hit with a luminite arrow or smth)
you'll sleep on a floor mattress probably but imo that's a good thing
if you die (and don't respawn somehow) your family and stuff will be taken care of
you will probably have the diet of a college student (ramen and stuff)
you are expected to fight for our forums
this isn't a genuinely recognized group and is really just a group of people messing around and doing our own thing
if you leave there's no real consequences and will be celebrated as a hero even if you didn't do anything
sign profile id here:​
 
Vert🥐🌳🐿 said:
anyways does anyone wanna sign up for the terrarmy?
every soldier is issued a phoenix blaster and molten fury, rank up and you might be issued a vortex beater and phantasm
intense training rituals (which is kind of just a terraria trick question quiz, done as a joke)
and hard work (we do nothing but pretend to be soldiers out at war, and camp around our "posts" (profile posts we made solely to be our trenches)
might actually go to war against birds
we're completely serious no silliness allowed (I promise you 80% of the stuff we do is for the funnies)
if you fight for our forums
I don't know what'll happen so sign up

contract
ok so if you join you gotta accept that you might get hurt (hit with a luminite arrow or smth)
you'll sleep on a floor mattress probably but imo that's a good thing
if you die (and don't respawn somehow) your family and stuff will be taken care of
you will probably have the diet of a college student (ramen and stuff)
you are expected to fight for our forums
this isn't a genuinely recognized group and is really just a group of people messing around and doing our own thing
if you leave there's no real consequences and will be celebrated as a hero even if you didn't do anything
sign profile id here:​
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FOR TERRARIAAAAAAAAAA!!! *minishark noises* (yeah ill join)
contract
ok so if you join you gotta accept that you might get hurt (hit with a luminite arrow or smth)
you'll sleep on a floor mattress probably but imo that's a good thing
if you die (and don't respawn somehow) your family and stuff will be taken care of
you will probably have the diet of a college student (ramen and stuff)
you are expected to fight for our forums
this isn't a genuinely recognized group and is really just a group of people messing around and doing our own thing
if you leave there's no real consequences and will be celebrated as a hero even if you didn't do anything
sign profile id here: SeaTyrant54​
 
SeaTyrant54 said:
FOR TERRARIAAAAAAAAAA!!! *minishark noises* (yeah ill join)
contract
ok so if you join you gotta accept that you might get hurt (hit with a luminite arrow or smth)
you'll sleep on a floor mattress probably but imo that's a good thing
if you die (and don't respawn somehow) your family and stuff will be taken care of
you will probably have the diet of a college student (ramen and stuff)
you are expected to fight for our forums
this isn't a genuinely recognized group and is really just a group of people messing around and doing our own thing
if you leave there's no real consequences and will be celebrated as a hero even if you didn't do anything
sign profile id here: SeaTyrant54​
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I said profile id, as in 311668, but welcome.
here's your kit, your bunk number is 7E. top or bottom don't care fight for it when someone shares the bunk with you
You open the kit.
Obtained: Staunch Phoenix Blaster, Meteor Shot (x9997), Nimble Molten Fury, Hellfire Arrow (x6789), Necro Armor, Spectre Boots, Blizzard in a Balloon, Cobalt Shield.
now I better see ya on the obstacle course at 9 minutes and 52 seconds after 5
 
Vert🥐🌳🐿 said:
I said profile id, as in 311668
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I figured I did that wrong, I didn't know what my id was.
Vert🥐🌳🐿 said:
here's your kit, your bunk number is 7E. top or bottom don't care fight for it when someone shares the bunk with you
You open the kit.
Obtained: Staunch Phoenix Blaster, Meteor Shot (x9997), Nimble Molten Fury, Hellfire Arrow (x6789), Necro Armor, Spectre Boots, Blizzard in a Balloon, Cobalt Shield.
now I better see ya on the obstacle course at 9 minutes and 52 seconds after 5
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Can I keep the Ice Blade I found when I fell into that one snow cave?
 
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