The Last Post Wins!

Infront of you stands a hypnotist
you try to, but he gave you a good hiding
you forget he has superior reflexes and you die
you do so, but the hypnotist blocks it and knocks you into next week
you just ran into the hypnotist and now you're dead, good job
the hypnotist kills you anyway
you do so
you run for the hills
the hypnotist stops
he replies the hypnotist
he came because you owe him something
he calls you traitor, and runs after you like a madman yelling you know why you liar
you escape his grasp
he looks at you, and you die, because logic
you do so, and he sprints at you with a force of godmode
well done, now you're dead
he says he doesn't like theft, liars, people running, or people trying to kill him on sudden appearance, he is slowly getting angrier...
"Choose your next words wisely"
you just got thrown into the 4th dimension and you died I'm afraid
he 720 no scopes you off the top of rust
"WWHHHYYY YYYYOOOUUUU TTTRRRUUULLLLYYY EEEEVVVIIIILLL PPPAAATTTTHHHHHEEEETTTTIIIICCCCCC LLLLLLIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLEEEEE ************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - the hypnotist said calmly
he knocks you into ghost mode, well done you
he tells you some wise words of wisdom but you don't have a clue what he's on about
"HAVE SOME PATIENCE MANNERS AND RESPECT!" *This madman instakilled you, oh wonderful*
you do so
WHY YOU SO SCARED EHHHHH!!!!!!!???? *you are dead*
you literally have no idea what you accidentally stole, so you tell him... But he gets angry and charges his laser
"YOU PAID ME 77 AT MY FUNFAIR STORE AND LEFT WHEN YOU SHOULD'VE GAVE ME 78!"
you do so and give him correct pay, he says thankyou and leaves
I HEARD THAT! [what happens next has had to be removed as it contains what some younger viewers may find frightening and distressing]
he burns down your house and kills you
HYPNOTIST RETURNS AND SAYS NO IT REALLY WASN'T THEN HE THREATENS TO KILL YOU
"OH I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU! *yep, bad things happened indeed after that*
yeahhhhh no
and what you saw was something no one could ever imagine, and you got slain by the madman... [this scene was removed because it contained bright rapid flashing images]
you survived, and you win
IT DOES TO ME!!!!!!! *and you're dead*
"what are you doing and why? AM A FIRING MA LASER"
he says they're his favourite, then questions why you gave them him
he questions the flavour
WHY YOU LIE FORRRR NNNOOOO RRRRREEEEAAASSSSOOOONNNNN !!!!!!!!!! * yeahhh you died*
"I hate that flavour" [insert powerful array of magical instakills here]
"LIAR" and that my friend, was the last thing you ever heard
he says what is this? You look at him, he looks at you, and you die instantly for reasons unknown, then he eats the apple pie and custard anyway
he survives the explosion, absorbs the blast, then throws it upon you as well as other strange magic, and guess what
you were slain by a wild hypnotist
get shrekd
you were slain, you were directly slain, you will not pass go, you will not collect £200
you got one shot instakilled
he laughs like a maniac
he laughs evily low and menacingly and then says "You should've gone for the head"
hypnotist died, then haunts you forever, oh dear
he teleports infront of you like a madman
he stares at you
you ask him why he is following you, he says don't question it
he laughs evily, low, and menacingly , and the next thing you knew you didn't know
"well it's none of your buisness is it?" you died
you died
you try to but he uses strange magic to destroy you, oh dear, maybe you should've spoke to him
he hypnotises you to curse yourself
"no ressurections today doctor" you were slain
he uses almighty wizard powers and seizes revenge by killing you, you should've just ran
 
Ultimate snowman 46 said:
Infront of you stands a hypnotist
you try to, but he gave you a good hiding
you forget he has superior reflexes and you die
you do so, but the hypnotist blocks it and knocks you into next week
you just ran into the hypnotist and now you're dead, good job
the hypnotist kills you anyway
you do so
you run for the hills
the hypnotist stops
he replies the hypnotist
he came because you owe him something
he calls you traitor, and runs after you like a madman yelling you know why you liar
you escape his grasp
he looks at you, and you die, because logic
you do so, and he sprints at you with a force of godmode
well done, now you're dead
he says he doesn't like theft, liars, people running, or people trying to kill him on sudden appearance, he is slowly getting angrier...
"Choose your next words wisely"
you just got thrown into the 4th dimension and you died I'm afraid
he 720 no scopes you off the top of rust
"WWHHHYYY YYYYOOOUUUU TTTRRRUUULLLLYYY EEEEVVVIIIILLL PPPAAATTTTHHHHHEEEETTTTIIIICCCCCC LLLLLLIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLEEEEE ************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - the hypnotist said calmly
he knocks you into ghost mode, well done you
he tells you some wise words of wisdom but you don't have a clue what he's on about
"HAVE SOME PATIENCE MANNERS AND RESPECT!" *This madman instakilled you, oh wonderful*
you do so
WHY YOU SO SCARED EHHHHH!!!!!!!???? *you are dead*
you literally have no idea what you accidentally stole, so you tell him... But he gets angry and charges his laser
"YOU PAID ME 77 AT MY FUNFAIR STORE AND LEFT WHEN YOU SHOULD'VE GAVE ME 78!"
you do so and give him correct pay, he says thankyou and leaves
I HEARD THAT! [what happens next has had to be removed as it contains what some younger viewers may find frightening and distressing]
he burns down your house and kills you
HYPNOTIST RETURNS AND SAYS NO IT REALLY WASN'T THEN HE THREATENS TO KILL YOU
"OH I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU! *yep, bad things happened indeed after that*
yeahhhhh no
and what you saw was something no one could ever imagine, and you got slain by the madman... [this scene was removed because it contained bright rapid flashing images]
you survived, and you win
IT DOES TO ME!!!!!!! *and you're dead*
"what are you doing and why? AM A FIRING MA LASER"
he says they're his favourite, then questions why you gave them him
he questions the flavour
WHY YOU LIE FORRRR NNNOOOO RRRRREEEEAAASSSSOOOONNNNN !!!!!!!!!! * yeahhh you died*
"I hate that flavour" [insert powerful array of magical instakills here]
"LIAR" and that my friend, was the last thing you ever heard
he says what is this? You look at him, he looks at you, and you die instantly for reasons unknown, then he eats the apple pie and custard anyway
he survives the explosion, absorbs the blast, then throws it upon you as well as other strange magic, and guess what
you were slain by a wild hypnotist
get shrekd
you were slain, you were directly slain, you will not pass go, you will not collect £200
you got one shot instakilled
he laughs like a maniac
he laughs evily low and menacingly and then says "You should've gone for the head"
hypnotist died, then haunts you forever, oh dear
he teleports infront of you like a madman
he stares at you
you ask him why he is following you, he says don't question it
he laughs evily, low, and menacingly , and the next thing you knew you didn't know
"well it's none of your buisness is it?" you died
you died
you try to but he uses strange magic to destroy you, oh dear, maybe you should've spoke to him
he hypnotises you to curse yourself
"no ressurections today doctor" you were slain
he uses almighty wizard powers and seizes revenge by killing you, you should've just ran
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*CLICKS EVERY SINGLE CHOICE*
MUAHAHA.
 
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