The Last Post Wins!

[Animus Viral]

nah

 

[Gustone]

apilr folos i gusee

 

[Animus Viral]

fools

but it's april

 

[IndigoGollum]

Did you trade your heroes for gold?

 

[Animus Viral]

Nah I still need them to be heavily overloaded with loot because I just need to keep throwing loot that I pickup but I don't want to carry at them.

 

[Ganransu]

*Places thermite charges on your screen*

 

[IndigoGollum]

*Pulls up no_u_card.jpg on screen*

 

[Gustone]

welp

 

[Gustone]

notice anything

 

[Ganransu]

*It doesn't work because you can't reverse the stuff I do and your screen gets blown out*

 

[Animus Viral]

*It doesn't work because immunity to nonreflectibles.*

 

[Ganransu]

...Oh, you're awake

 

[Animus Viral]

Of course I am. I've been in worse situations with a slave collar around my neck.

 

[Ganransu]

Me: Wait, you're telling me you were a (NSFW) slave?

 

[Animus Viral]

"One wrong move and your head will blast away from your body and make the moon look like a cherry pie."

 

[Ganransu]

That already happened. Also- *insert ludicrous blood geyser that paints the moon red*

 

[Animus Viral]

Not on TLPW, only on 3000th. Also good.

 

[Ganransu]

*Takes some blood off of the moon and licks it*
Huh, tastes like cherries to me.

 

[Animus Viral]

*Moon then lands on you and crushes you because you just ate the blood keeping it from falling on you.*

 

[IndigoGollum]

Blood geysers are impractical and inefficient.