The Last Post Wins!

[SrFatTabby]

"doink." o wow i made it past 3291 pages im doin gud

 

[Animus Viral]

Hmm

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

*illager sounds*

 

[Animus Viral]

*evil noises as woodland mansions and outposts are doused in fire*

 

[SrFatTabby]

"ender dragon breathes, um, breath as 7 innocent (well, sorta) players are burnt (um, technically) to a crisp (more like a waffle)

 

[Animus Viral]

*But then the players respawn in a generated lava pool because minecraft sometimes hates players*

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Oof
-Old School MC player

 

[Animus Viral]

And they continue their lives in that lava hole.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

The rest of their lives were short, as lava is very hot.

 

[Animus Viral]

And they continue reliving, in the lava.

 

[Cheese sticks]

I drink the lava swallowing their bodies

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

And so the players rage quitted out of rage

 

[Animus Viral]

And so, cheese sticks dies of touching lava, and the players are gone lol

 

[Cheese sticks]

And so, cheese sticks dies of touching lava, and the players are gone lol

I don't die cos I'm as an immortal god but I swallow you too

 

[SrFatTabby]

did someone just, remove their beds and but lava on their spawn?

 

[Animus Viral]

Too bad, there's nothing to swallow in the first place foolish cheese sticks.

 

[Cheese sticks]

Too bad, there's nothing to swallow in the first place foolish cheese sticks.

I teleport to you then swallows whatever device you have

 

[Animus Viral]

Unfortunately, there was nothing to swallow. When will you learn?

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

N O W I S W A L L O W Y O U F O O L I S H C H E E S E S T I C K S

 

[Cheese sticks]

I grow 10 times your size making you explode