The Last Post Wins!

[Under cover cabbage]

Lets use my idea
Where we all speak in haiku
Lets all end the spam

i would but i stink at haikus

 

[Drake katchadorian]

I don't even exist in the "real" world so.

 

[Explinorater]

Haikus are easy
Simple pattern five sev five
You should try it out

 

[Drake katchadorian]

That was a haiku

 

[Explinorater]

You think I don't know
This is all intentional
Try and figure out

 

[Drake katchadorian]

ERROR 936: HAIKU DETECTED. EXTERMINATING SOURCE IN 3.. -*sound of man screaming obcene words in a foreign language in background*
[doublepost=1521660228,1521660204][/doublepost]*silence*
[doublepost=1521660279][/doublepost]NOW ING STAY DEAD!

 

[Explinorater]

You need to calm down
What did I ever do wrong?
Don't be sensitive

 

[Under cover cabbage]

how is this for
my attempt at a haiku
i know it is bad

(not sure on the syllable count there)

 

[Drake katchadorian]

ERROR 936: HAIKU DETEC---ISJSVDUFBSH0101010101010103($;"74&3)39$;3&%+58
[doublepost=1521660588,1521660513][/doublepost]Gimme some time to murder that damn bot to the point where it wont even exist anymore.... KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[Explinorater]

There was one big flaw
The syllable count was low
Just check the first line
Still, not bad...

 

[Drake katchadorian]

*sounds of nuke detonating* everything is fine! I'm totally not nukeing it!

 

[Under cover cabbage]

You should be calm now
after all it is just game
why are you mad bro?

(this one is kinda dumb)

 

[Drake katchadorian]

We need more nukes!
[doublepost=1521660806,1521660785][/doublepost]*more explosions*

 

[Under cover cabbage]

why do we need nukes?
isn't peace better than that
or do you like war

 

[Explinorater]

Come on Drake, calm down
You are getting redundant
No more of your

 

[Under cover cabbage]

Come on Drake, calm down
You are getting redundant
No more of your

i am not sure that is a haiku....

 

[Explinorater]

What is wrong with it?
The emote translates to "red"
I think that it's fine

 

[Drake katchadorian]

Nukes are the only thing that seem to hurt the damn thing!

 

[Under cover cabbage]

i have to go now
so i will see you later
thank you for the tips

 

[HeroGabe]

*stares off into the distant space in the sky*