The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

[Cubic.]

They all say play me to make someone lose a turn, looks like you can make anyone you want lose a turn

I play a heal card

 

[Ivyss]

You can heal one person of your choice, other than yourself.

I get food.

 

[Murphmario]

...From the grocery store.

I make the last two posters lose 50 turns each.

 

[Ivyss]

At the cost of everyone else, including you, also losing 50 turns each.

 

[Murphmario]

You didn't say anything afterwards, causing a cataclysmic event that, somehow, isn't so cataclysmic because it only destroys the board.

GAME OVER. Play again?

 

[Ivyss]

Yes.

I draw a gun.

 

[Cubic.]

Air gun Called pump (get it? Pumpinator from LBP3 is an air gun?)

I draw a dozen drawings

 

[deletedaccount12]

They are literally useless.

I stab a deer with a pencil.

 

[Murphmario]

It runs away before you can do so.

I throw the dice into the air.

 

[deletedaccount12]

They land in the garbage, and you have to get them out, and we just had chicken last night, and it’s rotting.

I draw a pet card.

 

[Murphmario]

You get a cat.

I just throw another pair of dice onto the floor.

 

[deletedaccount12]

They roll outside, and it’s snowing, and you lost your jacket, and there are no more pairs of dice.

I draw a pet evolve card, and my cat turns into a tame tiger that will do anything I say on command.

 

[Ivyss]

But it's blind and can't hear you.

I electrocute another player.

 

[Murphmario]

It's not enough to kill me and I heal.

I put a cartridge into an SNES.

 

[Cubic.]

It explodes

I make something random explode

 

[Murphmario]

You did. My SNES.

I throw the broken bits of the SNES at you.

 

[deletedaccount12]

It cuts your hands, inflicting bleed.

I pull another evolve card, giving my tiger wings, and he has all of his senses with no way to lose them, and I do not become mute.

 

[Murphmario]

An illegal poacher mistakes it for a rare species and shoots it, instantly killing it.

I give myself an Ankh Shield to stop the bleeding.

 

[deletedaccount12]

The poacher mistakes YOU for a rare animal, shoots you, and kills you instantly.

I draw a green card, means my text will be green from here on out.

 

[Murphmario]

You accidentially color it cyan since you're colorblind (no offense to colorblind people).

I respawn.