The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

Ordinary Orange

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This is basically a thread where people collectively create the most overcomplicated board game ever.
The rules are simple; for each post, you do two things:
  • counter the last persons post or make a rule about it
  • take a turn: this can be anything or everything, as long as it relates to the game
here is a demonstration:

1: I move ten steps
2: in the wrong direction.
I equip my flamethrower card
3:Everybody that equips a flamethrower card must run a lap around the nearest carpet
I warp to the end
1: it was a false end, and you are brought back.
I use my become tomato ability

and so on and so forth.
I'll go first:
I use my free microwave card
 
Gravity likes to not be reversed, so it only reverses you into space.

I shoot my TV to scavenge for wires to build an overcomplicated machine.
 
You have to roll the dice. If it lands on one, you are successful. If not, you lose a turn.

I Rez my hamster
 
Why can't you just say the full thing and not say a stupid shortened version? From now on, everyone who shortens something like that must be dead.

I roll a 1.
 
That means you lose infinity life and give it to the hamster, mean it will LIVE FOREVER!!!!


I roll a 666, unintentional spooky number.
 
you no longer have to roll the dice, but doing so gives you a "free hamster pat" card
I will walk 500 miles and I will walk 500 more
 
You didn't say anything afterwards, causing a cataclysmic event that, somehow, isn't so cataclysmic because it only destroys the board.

GAME OVER. Play again?
 
You didn't say anything afterwards, causing a cataclysmic event that, somehow, isn't so cataclysmic because it only destroys the board.

GAME OVER. Play again?
 
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