The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

[Algot 120]

you die

I play the actual yu-gi-oh card pot of greed

 

[Animus Viral]

You get banned for an unknown reason.

I have the unbans.

 

[Ivyss]

I steal them.

I take Greed's gullet.

 

[Animus Viral]

I steal your coins so you die.

I have coins that I don't know what to do with so I throw them everywhere.

 

[Ivyss]

I collect them, increases max HP by a ton, and not having coins with greed's gullet doesn't actually kill you.

I get head of the keeper, now I get money from attacking.

 

[Animus Viral]

I throw ??? into the box for that one ending while you are doing that.

Blueboi is in the box. Or chest. Look, there are many names for a container.

 

[Algot 120]

Isac finds them and gets very freaked out.

I Summon my trap card

 

[Player_Miner]

YOU activate it by mistake.

I roll a natural 20.

 

[Animus Viral]

You get twenty bombs, that are active.

I press a button on the bombs and teleport to non-existence.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You don't exist.

I say Gabe itches five times fast (remembering something from elementary school)

 

[Murphmario]

Gabe Newell appears.
"We at Valve are happy to announce that we still can't count to three."
He then vanishes.

I roll a 20-sided dice.

 

[Player_Miner]

You roll a 1 and get MASSIVELY BODIED.

I play a card that pulls an opponent in front of me towards me.

 

[_tenfictions_]

You pulled Moon Lord

I evolve "Insanity" and "Neausea" (plague inc stuff)

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I counter it with a 1-up.
I roll an 11 of hearts

 

[deletedaccount12]

Sorry, but the laws of physics don't allow this.
I roll an 8, which tells me to draw a blue card, which tells me that this is a cool necro of a cool thread that I forgot about.

 

[Algot 120]

You get killed by a zombie string


I summon pionoplayer

 

[deletedaccount12]

You get killed by grammar nazis.

I do a backflip and fail miserably.

 

[Algot 120]

You break your neck, I summon @pionoplayer

 

[Ordinary Orange]

It isn’t very affective
I buy 50 baked potatoes for myself

 

[deletedaccount12]

They weren't baked, they were poisoned!

I put tasty cyanide in my hot chocolate (sorry if i misspelled it, I'm not good at chemistry related words)