The Official How to be ______ Guide!

Do you think this is a unique idea? Would you try it again?

  • Hell yeah! I would love to do this again!

    Votes: 13 68.4%
  • Yes, although, once is enough.

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Not really, but if we were challenged with doing guides of other people, that would be fun!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It flat out sucks, so no!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's average.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

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Hello and welcome to this forum game! The only thing you need to do is to make a complete guide about yourself (or any character in anything). Make it as silly as you want. Let's start off with myself.

The Official How to be ShadowCroc Guide!
Has the member of TCF known as ShadowCroc ever been inspiring? Do you ever wonder how to be just like him? Well now you can!
#0 - Don't read this until you got to #72
Go to #97
#1 - You need to live your life like the main character of an anime. In short, you need to be an epic dumbass that had a tragic point in his life.
#2 - You must quote everything till the end of time, so go watch some really funny :red: (i.e. anime, hilarious movies, abridged series).
#3 - You must have good fashion and good taste in food, so grab your fedoras and Mac & Cheese.
#4 - You also are required to listen to Japanese music 69% of the time.
#5 - You also need to make really stupid quotes that you think could trend. Here are some of his quotes:
- "Well that's a problem" ~ ShadowCroc 2015
- "The _____ is real" ~ ShadowCroc 2015
- "BOMB THE DESERT!" ~ ShadowCroc 2014
#6 - You als
o gotta make up stuff about yourself. Everything about you must be fake, even your boobs must be fake...unless your a girl.
#7 - You must also achieve the definition of being procrastination.
#8 - You must also make so many projects that you don't even know what to do with.
#9 - Skip to #13
#13 - This guide is a fake.
#14 - Skip to #34
#34 - You must pretend to be a pervert.
#35 - skip to #69
#69 - Make 69 jokes
#70 - Make stupid Jojokes
#71 - #70 was one of those stupid jokes
#72 - Skip to #0
#97 - Are you still here?
#98 - Well you gotta...um
#99 - I guess...this is the end.

Guide Recommendations:
- Yourself
- OCs
- Terraria NPCs
- Other video game characters (recommended to address the game the character is from)
- Cartoon/Anime Characters (recommended to address the series the character is from)

Enjoy making guides to yourself! :D
 
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How to be Haloboy01134 guide
1)Be sarcastic as hell.
2)Call yourself an arsehole when saying something about yourself.
3)Be kind of crazy.
4)Speak in green text.
5)Headbutt a wall until you lose all sensation in your mind.
6)Don't do #5.
7)Sit around doing sod-all except getting neck injuries off your seat.
8)Get a crappy laptop.
9)I think you're done.
 
How to be Haloboy01134 guide
1)Be sarcastic as hell.
2)Call yourself an arsehole when saying something about yourself.
3)Be kind of crazy.
4)Speak in green text.
5)Headbutt a wall until you lose all sensation in your mind.
6)Don't do #5.
7)Sit around doing sod-all except getting neck injuries off your seat.
8)Get a crappy laptop.
9)I think you're done.
"To be or not to be" ~ William Shakespeare at some date in the past
 
How to be TheUberCannon guide
1. Games
2. Square Root Onion
3. YEE
4. ^
5. Skip to 18
6. [POOTIS SPENCER HERE]
7. More Games
8. Bellow Statement Is False
9. Above Statement Is True
10. Swordbomb is love, Swordbomb is life
11. 2 + 2 = ?
12. MLG
13. THEY TOOK MY JOB
14. Even More Games
15. There Actually Is No Game There
16. U MAD BRO
17. Shallot
18. Skip to 5
1,000,000,000,000,000. Forget the fact I went to step #1 Quintillion
19. ???
20. Profit!​
 
How to be powpowitsme:
1. Don't misspell and call yourself "Powpowitsme".
2. Swear a lot.
3. Be extremely sarcastic.
4. Be bad at TF2.
4. Be bad at EVERYTHING.
5. Don't post many threads.
6. Post alot of Statuses.
7. Decide to talk to a friend for a while, then drop them.
 
How to be powpowitsme:
1. Don't misspell and call yourself "Powpowitsme".
2. Swear a lot.
3. Be extremely sarcastic.
4. Be bad at TF2.
4. Be bad at EVERYTHING.
5. Don't post many threads.
6. Post alot of Statuses.
7. Decide to talk to a friend for a while, then drop them.
You forgot you need to set your status to Busy, or Do Not Disturb. Or is that what everyone does?
 
Ladies and gentlemen!!
the guides guide to be a guide.

#1 always follow someone that needs help.

#2 study every recipe for foods weapons etc.

#3 convince everyone that your an :red: by opening doors to zomnies that bear a stricking resemblance to black friday shoppers.

#4 cover up your mistakes by being superb at archery.

#5 always wear a green cap made by Red's famous hatwear.

#6 always get in the way.

Congradulations you are now the perfect guide.

 
The guide to be something
1. Find the end of earth (Not time).
2. Kill some time.
3. Stare at the sun for 24 hours.
4. Read 5,6,7,8,9,10 backwards.
11. Make a giant steaming pile of p:red:.
19.Read 19.
41.Never ay never although this can never happen even if you say never 100 times so never say never while you are in the toi- nevermind.
-102. Realize there is no guide to be Red's sidekick.
9. Backwards
10. Quote everything backwards :
- ".melborp a s'taht lleW" ~ ShadowCroc 2015

.lleh sa citsacras ylemertxe eB1)
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.This guide does not fit.
1. Read all signatures in this thread.
a Number.Realize the reverse Haloboy01134's quote has a small mistake.(Quote that and say fail)
The final guide.Be R-:redmunch: ERROR 404 - Could not found
 
Guide to be awesome the::red:ing
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Its all about da booty...and the boobies...because birds are pretty.
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