The Official How to be ______ Guide!

[Varsia]

Thats E-Z guide!

*Follows the guide

RIP Tetrazile

 

[Supreme Overlord Shadere]

Looks like I have to regret life now, but how?
Oh, wait.

How To Regret Your Life Guide
1. Regret
2. Stab Self
3. Die​

Please don't make suicide jokes. I just got news that Daniel, from Cyndago, died from a suicide attempt. ;-;
Just no more in the future, k?

 

[TheUberCannon]

Please don't make suicide jokes. I just got news that Daniel, from Cyndago, died from a suicide attempt. ;-;
Just no more in the future, k?

My bad there.
NEW how to regret life guide
1. Regret
2. Toss self in dumpster
3. Cry in shame

 

[Supreme Overlord Shadere]

My bad there.
NEW how to regret life guide
1. Regret
2. Toss self in dumpster
3. Cry in shame

It's ok. You didn't know. Now regret life



jk

 

[Tetrazile]

The truly OFFICIAL guied to be a d-

1.Take some and eat it with a side of.As for desertwill be served.
(You really don't want to know what those means)

2. Go find a REAL ALIEN EVIDENCE!!! Not one of those crappy photoshopped images.
3. Count to infinite.
4. Turn your legs into sphere wheels.
5. Follow my guide to be something.Twice.Reversed for hardcores.
6.7.8.9.10.11.12.34.56.78.89.90. WOW you just skipped 85 steps! GO GET A LIFE! CH3@3R!!!
90.5. Read 91 as fast as you could.(U CAN (CAN'T) DO THIS!!!)
91.Realizethatthereisnostep13andyouchecktomakesure,Butyoudon'tdothatsinceyouknowthatIknowyouaregoingtocheckit,AreyouevenstillreadingthisandIknowyoureadthispartonly.
92.You skipped 91...(BOOOOOOOOOO!!! U R A LOOOOOSERRRR!!! GET ANOTHER LIFE!!!)
93.GO EAT A BREADY AND INHALE HIS ENRAGEMENT DONG!(SORRY MY SPEAKER IS BROKEN)

*SCREECH SOUND.

94.Count until a staff member post in the count until a staff member post thread so that a staff member post and talk to you. (Technically)
404040404040404040404040404040404040404040404040404. ERRRRRROOOOOORRRRRRR-Could not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not foundCould not found.

404040404040404040404040404040404040404040404040405. Detach your arms.
(Do you want to know the secret to be THE RED'S SIDEKICK?All you have to do is simply:Go to Red's office that is guarded by Terraria 1.9 bosses and beg on his computer)

 

[Varsia]

How to be How to be How to be How to be How to be Guide
1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1) 1)
2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2) 2)

 

[Supreme Overlord Shadere]

what am I reading?

 

[Tetrazile]

A real guide on how to be how to be how to be how to be a how to be guide.

 

[Varsia]

How to be Moon Lord guide:
1)Dress up as Cthulhu.
2)Cut off your lower half.
3)Attach eyes to your hands.
4)Shoot death rays out of one eye.
5)Shoot eyes out of the others.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

hau 3 bee tuurtl

1. eat grass
2. jump in a lake
3. get bitten by a radioactive turtle
4. become turtleman
5. ????
6. profit

 

[Redstonetam15]

How to be a combat robot:

1) Work with a partner, who is a robot female.
2) Play DtG: Terraria.
3) Almost Die a bunch of times
4) Listen to MLG Remixes of things
5) Make lots of suggestions.

 

[The Kitsune]

This is going to end badly :c

 

[Tetrazile]

The how to beat Chtulhu Guide

Step #1 : Always have a an unuseable item.
Step #2 : Don't you dare use any of those lunar junk.Instead, use THE BROKEN WOODEN SHROTSWARD. (Although it does not exist)
Step #3 : Do not use any transformed type of the weapon. Like that 'Daybreak'
Step #4 : Fight Chtulhu with enraged expert mode Plantera with 5 True Eye of Chtulhu.
Step #5 : Ifyou fail you are THE WORST TERRARIAN PLAYER NOOB.
The last step : Hope that Chtulhu will exist alongside The Moon.
Don't tell Red that I wanted this.

 

[HeroGabe]

The how to be HeroGabe guide:

1. Don't name yourself HeroGabe
2. Don't make suggestions
3. Do you realise that this guide is *ERROR 404 NOT FOUND*
4. REVELATION IS COMING!

 

[piemansauce🌳]

Thats E-Z guide!

*Follows the guide

Can you not stalk me please?

 

[Anth7150]

The how to be mineblock04122 guide
1.eat popcorn everyday and, yet, still be healthy.
2.play Terraria everyday.
3.go onto tcf as much as you can and as long as you can.

 

[TheUberCannon]

How to Be Morshu Guide:
1. Offer Lamp Oil, Rope, and Bombs.
2. Ask if the customer wants it.
3. Tell him that it's his as long as he has enough Rupees.

 

[Myu]

How to be Myu:
Step 1: Be weird.
Step 2: Never sleep.
Step 3: Fangirl over everything.
Step 4: Eat a lot of food.


Yay

 

[CreepedCreeper]

How to post a comment
1. find the reply box
2.write whatever you want
3.COLORS! (optional)
4.Font Style (optional)
5.???
6. Profit?

 

[Gama]

How to be me
Step 1: Make 2 rps and a story.
Step 2: Get occupied in an rp that your in that you delay the 2 rps and story for multiple months.
Step 3: Finally get back to those things and realize why you should have gotten back earlier.