The Official How to be ______ Guide!

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How to be Jirachi:
Step 1: Kill a lot of faries
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Step 2: Summon the Yu-Gi-Oh Monster Star eater
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Step 3: Gotta have dat Buttspie
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Step 4: Mix the Pixie Dust, Buttspie, and some circletine
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Step 5:Spam Regrow Zebras, Add camo if opponent has less than 2 camoproof towers, Maybe camo leads... If opponent is dumb.
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Step 6: Kill step 7, as 7-"ate"-9
RIP Step 7
Step 8: Catch mewtwo:
Substep 1: Challenge mewtwo to a battle,
Substep 2: Throw Pokeball
Substep 3: You Caught Mewtwo in such a Bad:red: Way that everyone gives you respect.
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Step 9: Be born during a total eclipse:
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August 11, 1999, Like a boss.
Step 10: Own the milennium crystal.
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Step 11: Use a Wishing star Properly.
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Step 12: Have an IQ of over 9000!
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Step 13: Use the Jirachi Burst Heart (This is the part where you give up. Coz it ain't Happenin at this point.)
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Step 14: If you have gotten this far, pat yourself on the back.
Step 15: Be a pro Shadow Mewtwo Player in pokken.
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Step 16: Successfully craft the Terraria cellphone, in 15 minutes, without prior collection of any ingredients. (I really did this too! First day, got on, learned about the cellphone, made it in 15 minutes.)
 
How to be Jirachi Continued:
Step 17, mix the concoction in step 4, Mewtwonite x, mewtwonite y, The millenium crystal, The orb of life
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, another buttspie, and a psystrike attack to make a potion.
Step 18: Mix this potion with Red's Potion,
Step 19: Mix this with the 39 clues serum
Step 20: Drink this while swimming in the river styx
Step 21:
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(Your mind goes numb...)
Step 22: Eat a golden apple before you die,
Step 23: find the potara earrings
Step 24: Wish Jirachi had an Ear,
Step 25: If you are not me, you will be dead before step 21
Step 26: Give Jirachi one potara earring
Step 27: Don the other
Step 28: You now are 75% Jirachi (Burst heart and fusion)
Step 29: Grant your own wish
Step 30: Screw the rules and mega evolve as well as primal reverse into mega primal jirachi
Step 31: You are now jirachi. Congratulations. You are severely drunk and hallucinating from the circletine and the weed in the buttspie, as well as temmie flakes that spiked the Red's Potion. Have fun throwing up everything you eat for the rest of your life idiot.
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Step 32: Eat the Star Eater and gain his power.
 
Jirachi said:
Quack (Duck speak for I am now Scrubby Dub!)
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Scrubby_Dub said:
Quack quack quaaaak! ( but that's meeee!) :)
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Please stay on track with the thread. I would hate for one of you to get nailed with a warning point because you were off topic (If you don't know, there is a rule to stay on topic in threads). Even if a mod caught you they would probably let it slide as it isn't major.

P.S. Those are some insane "How to..." guides.
 
So, you want to know what it is like to be an Aurora? This guide will tell you how you can be like one.

How to be Aurora3500
  1. Wake up somehow. (Has to be from a bed or cocoon inside a Hive/Palace/Fortress)
  2. Focus/Meditate (This is how you maintain your human form, because you don't want your true Alien/Demon Form to emerge and scare humans... yet)
  3. Get dressed in your Shrine Maiden Uniform.
  4. Eat Breakfast, must include Orange Juice(The most important meal which can't be skipped. It makes it much harder to stay Human if you don't eat Breakfast, trust me on this)
  5. Plan out the next step for your Plan in World Domination.
  6. Watch Anime. Must have at least one Dark/Psychological/Mystery Anime Episode included to preserve your Sanity. Watch 2-3 Episodes, any after the 1st one is completely your choice. You can't afford to become insane until you put your Strategy into action.
  7. Play Video Games, this allows you to stimulate your mind. It allows you to form strategies, techniques, tactics that will allow you to better lead an army along with your individual skills to eventually achieve World Domination.
  8. Eat Lunch, you will eat a sandwich with Tomato, Onion, and Cucumbers. It is required to allow you to fill your Mana bar and HP bar to the max.
  9. Summon your Familiar to discuss your plan so they may help you fix any holes in your Plan so you can begin your attack for the day. (It is a dangerous setback if your plan fails to gain new territory everyday).
  10. Then Summon the rest of your Army of Monsters. They will usually consist of beings that are hybrids of Demons, Angels, Vampires, Werewolves, and Ghouls.
  11. Now for the fun part, unleash your plan of attack, release your true form and go insane!
  12. Your Familiar will help return you to your human form after your attack either succeeds or fails for the day.
  13. Eat Dinner, this always consists of Pizza!
  14. Then sleep wherever your Lair is and repeat the above steps again tomorrow.
 
How to be the best reviewer on Steam:
1. Watch the trailer.
2. Steal your parent's/guardian's credit card.
3. Buy it.
4. Cry in the corner of your room because the game you purchased was bad.
5. Review the game with how the game fails to measure up a recipe for fresh pumpkin pie.
6. ???
7. REFUNDED!
8. But wait! You played it for 3 hours but they accept 2 hours! Shame on you!
9. Profit...?
 
How to be UberCAKE/[insert one of cake's many names here]

Step 1: Use variations on the name CAKE for everything you do, variations are: CAKE, C.A.K.E., CAKE99, 99CAKE99, UberCAKE, RaumKuchen,
Step 2: Stay up until 2AM watching YouTube/Anime every night,
Step 3: Be tired all day due to STAYING UP UNTIL :red:ING 2AM,
Step 4: Be happy about how in Assassin's Creed 2 you can ACTUALLY SWIM,
Step 5: Forget what you were writing due to tiredness,
Step 6: Use the Tor Browser to read Manga and Imgur,
Step 7: Multitask by playing games while watching YouTube,
Step 9: Forget stuff due to tiredness,
Step 11: Sleep on bedroom floor so the sheets don't have to be changed,
Step 13: Eat entire bowls of super-spicy sauce, I DID THAT A FEW HOURS BEFORE WRITING THIS,
Step 15: Derp around,
Step 16: Use the sleep,

Sorry for the necro
 
How to be InsertUsernameHere:

Step 1: Firts of all, it is an absolute requirement to be knowledgeable about Pokémon, including in Competetive battling. You have to, or else you cannot qualify. Ever heard of Lumineon? No? See step 42.
Step 2: Be an artist. Not an 100% great artist, but an artist who has enough motivation to make themselves an avatar every now and then. Also see step 3.
Step 3: You must almost always use your own art as an avatar. Very rarely should you not do this.
Step 4: Like characters in games nobody else does. A few examples include Wobbuffet and Meganium, or Plesioth.
Step 5: You cannot have a reasonable sleep pattern. If you go to sleep you go to sleep between midnight and 4am. If you don't sleep in this time period, don't sleep at all.
Step 6: Git gud and be a notable member because somehow that's important.
Step 7: There is no step 7.
Step 8: If you don't know who "I Hate Everything" is, don't even bother. Quit now, even if you've learnt how to art, how to do Pokémons competitively and messed up your sleep pattern. Don't.
Step 42: Realise this is too much for you and forget about it.
 
How to be tappaja100

1: be a dragon
2: hate someone so much you want them dead
3: be bad at drawing
4: skip to 6
5: have no creativity
6: go to 4
7: have no idea what you're doing
8: use tons of mods in games
9: What was I gonna put here?
10: hate sleep
666: be evil
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999: looks like I skipped some
 
How To Be Teedus Da Night Fury:

1. Get A Picture Of Toothless, Smiling Is Preferred, But Optinal
2.Expertly Put Teedus' Face On Said Toothless.
3. Follow Alot Of Funny People. @The World Over Heaven, @Jetstream ∞, And @Pikachumania Are Recommended.
4. Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word.
5. Have Every Issue Of Monster Musume
6. Fantasize About Miia From Said Monster Musume.
7. Worry About @Aurora3500 Destroying Us All
8. Like Stuff Like This
Supreme Overlord Shadere said:
Its all about da booty...and the boobies...because birds are pretty.
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10. Post A "Like To Die Instantly" Status Atleast Once.
 
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Teedus Da Night Fury said:
How To Be Teedus Da Night Fury:

1. Get A Picture Of Toothless, Smiling Is Preferred, But Optinal
2.Expertly Put Teedus' Face On Said Toothless.
3. Follow Alot Of Funny People. @The World Over Heaven, @Jetstream ∞, And @Pikachumania Are Recommended.
4. Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word.
5. Have Every Issue Of Monster Musume
6. Fantasize About Miia From Said Monster Musume.
7. Worry About @Aurora3500 Destroying Us All
8. Like Stuff Like This
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You forgot Substep 5. Have 3 random diary of a wimpy kid books.
 
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