The Official How to be ______ Guide!

Do you think this is a unique idea? Would you try it again?

  • Hell yeah! I would love to do this again!

    Votes: 13 68.4%
  • Yes, although, once is enough.

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Not really, but if we were challenged with doing guides of other people, that would be fun!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It flat out sucks, so no!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's average.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Total voters
    19
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How to be like me.

1. Breath air
2. Post this comment
3. Be totally useless in games
4. Ragequit all the time
5. Be ten
6. Live in a poor country
7. Try and act like the cool kids
8. Grow up alone
9. Be even more alone
10. Die. ( by growing up, not by something else )
11. Be a ghost and take over a pumpkin! :pumpking:
12. Make this guide long
13. Watch kid-kids shows
14. Be bad at everything and everything
15. MAke weird jokes
16. Make weird punz
17. Think of a way to make this guide longer
18. I
19. Just
20. Found
21. One
22. Make this late at night
23. Search what NOOBLETS mean
24. Tired
25. I want to stop
26. Keep making this longer
27. Get a bucket
28. Grab a pail
29. Compare how different they are
30. SO long
31. I cant make anymore
32. CAnt think of anymore steps!
33. Be shy
34. Be stupid
35. ???
36. I dont know anymore...
37. Im gonna go to sleep now
38. I wish I could stop
39. Im stopping now
40. Be a noob
41. Im tired now. :sigh:
Sorry for the long post.
42. Repeat.
 
How to be a CraftedNightmare guide:
  1. Follow at least around 200 peeps
  2. Die from being consumed by darkness, and reanimate again
  3. Be evil and tie girls to train tracks
  4. Eat puppies for breakfast
  5. Become insane because you're lonely
  6. Repeat step 3,4 and 5 until you get bored
 
How to be a CraftedNightmare guide:
  1. Follow at least around 200 peeps
  2. Die from being consumed by darkness, and reanimate again
  3. Be evil and tie girls to train tracks
  4. Eat puppies for breakfast
  5. Become insane because you're lonely
  6. Repeat step 3,4 and 5 until you get bored
I got bored, now what?

OT:
How to *removed by Illuminati*
1. *removed by Illuminati*
2. *removed by Illuminati*
3. *removed by Illuminati*
4. *removed by Illuminati*
5. *removed by Illuminati*
6. *removed by Illuminati*
7. *removed by Illuminati*
8. Join the Illuminati
9. Whistle the X-Files theme everywhere you go
10. Scream "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA" in the Illuminati leader's ear
11. Change the Illuminati theme song to John Cena's theme song
12. Go to Mars and *removed by Illuminati*
13. Collect your new ownership of the world, and rule it

DISCLAIMER: The Illuminati wants nobody ruling the world if their theme song becomes John Cena's theme song.
 
How to be a "YoshiGator"
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Step 1: Play lots of Terraria (duh)
Step 2:Go on forums and find interesting threads
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Step 3:Convince yourself that you are very good at terraria
Step 4:Get cocky and die to an easy boss YOU SAW NOTHING
Step 5:Get carried away often when talking about something interesting that you will ramble on for a long time and wont let your other friend talk because you're to busy talking. (example is already layed out XD)
Step 7:Forget how to count.
Step 8: derp occasionally when not in complete attention
There ya go! follow these steps and you will be as unsuccesful as me
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The official how to be a "Alert farmer" guide.

1. Post a funny or a conflicting status.
2. Comment on everything
3. Make art
4. Be literal and make stupid jokes toward everyone and everything
5. Post references from TV shows and games from a long :red: time ago
6. Make random tumblr posts images on your profile
7. Change your profile pic everyday so nobody knows who you are.
8. Never check the new posts section for threads.
9. Post on all popular forum game threads.
10. Leave for an hour, day, or week.
11. Do not post a status that you are.
12. And last but not least, try to revolt against the trend only doing it yourself.

Watch the alerts flow in.
 
How to be Qui Devorat guide.
1. Embrace the madness.
2. Be as snarky as possible.
3. Harness anger to go into MLG kill mode.
4. Act like a clown for fiendish deceptions.
5. Have a Perception score of 7.
6. Have your moments of being badass ruined by lag.
7. Get C4.
8. Buy a nice hat.
9. Mock Bustin Jieber.
10. Go to jail.
 
How to be a Jedi:
1. Go to the Dark Side
2. Realize that this guide mislabeled "Jedi"
3. You can't go back.
 
How to Get the Best Item Ever Guide:

1. Find the ID/data name for the item
2. Type it in.
3. Realize that was actually a perfectly generic item.
 
Hot to be a skrub:

1. say something stupid
2. git rekt
3. make a bad joke
4. git rekt x2
5. be bad at anything
6. git rekt x3
7. repeat until skrub status is obtained
 
~le how to be TheIceCube guide

1) Be racist (not too much).
2) Be a complete MLG pro in CS:GO with a negev.
3) Make bad jokes that involve dark humor and sarcasm.
4) Hate fire.
5) Hate yourself.


gj.
 
How to be me guide:
1. Revise on :red: nobody revises until at least 10 years later
2. Wow other people with that knowledge (or mentally short-circuit them, either is good)
3. End up having that :red: become a minor meme throughout your school
4. Post that kind of talk online
5. Break every mind that comes to your profile
6. Get a fanboy who keeps asking you random questions just like in school (I'm looking at you, @MarioKart7z. Don't make me torture you with hyperoperations.)
7. Procrastinate.
8. ???
9. Loss.
 
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