The recipe

[Streyll]

Put it in a grenade, then throw it at someone.

 

[Ivyss]

Throw someone at it.

 

[Streyll]

Käännä ohjeet toiselle kielelle Google -kääntäjän avulla

(Translate the instructions into a different language using Google Translate.)

 

[Ivyss]

Poorly translate the instructions back to english.
(Or as the poorly tanslated instructions say "Misunderstanding of English instrucions")

 

[Streyll]

Add the poorly translated intructions to a pot of water.

 

[Ganransu]

Mix in the sorrow and rage of a madoka magica fan

 

[Streyll]

Cook at 3199.999875621 Kelvins for 9⅜ hours.

 

[Ivyss]

Stab it

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Apologize.

 

[Streyll]

Light it on fire.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Take it out to dinner.

 

[Streyll]

Run after you realize it's still on fire and has now set fire to the restaurant.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Run back to get it after you realize it’s still in the restaurant, then put it out and run away with it.

 

[Streyll]

Continue running, even after the police begin pursuing you.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Hide in a bunker that you decided was there to continue working on the recipe.

 

[Streyll]

Käännä reseptejä eri kielille Google-kääntäjän avulla kolme kertaa.

(Translate the instructions for the recipe into a different language using Google translate three times.)

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Translarlo a Español pot ningún razón especifico.

(Translate it into Spanish for no specific reason.)

 

[Streyll]

Put the scales of a dragon into it.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Stir in some M&Ms.

 

[Streyll]

Bake at around 36050 degrees Celsius.