The Vending Machine

[The kamen rider]

You get stairs

I insert a magikarp.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a barracuda.

I insert a sperm whale.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a baby whale

I insert an Iced Cream Finger

 

[The kamen rider]

You get an an Iced Cream Toe

I insert TCF

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get A popular Website

I insert The hype of a billion gamers after watching a reveal live stream

 

[The kamen rider]

You get disappointment

I wish to rule a kingdom.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a jar of dirt for wishing in front of a vending machine.

I insert the Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[TheFirstNightFarming]

You get a nope. I insert a dope.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a Man who feel down a shaft that was too daft to go on in life

I insert a Dr. Seuss book

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a cat in a hat.

I insert a dog in a jacket.

 

[The Borpinator]

You get a Dog-fighter. (Get it? Like a pilot who fights other pilots in planes? And they wear jackets? Haha.)

I insert a necro.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get skeletons.

I insert them.

 

[The Borpinator]

You get a bunch of crazy pronouns.

I insert a stale meme.

 

[Nisper]

You get a dank meme.
I insert a duck.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a swan.
I insert Bonzi Buddy.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get a tree buddy

I insert the brother grimm.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get bones.

I insert the bones.

 

[Nisper]

You get a spooky skeleton.
I insert a chunk of meat.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a pig.

I insert it.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a short cow

I insert the Gjallarwing