The Vending Machine

[Algot 120]

You get a puffer fish

 

[Ivyss]

Nothing inserted, nothing gotten.

I insert a sentinel of blood. (Yes, there's a reason I'm choosing exactly these things in this exact order.)

 

[Gustone]

You get Dungeon Guardian.
(slowpoke ninja'd)
I insert nothing.

 

[Ivyss]

You get nothing.

I insert hope.

 

[Algot 120]

You get the pope

I insert SCP-914 while running the vending machine through SCP-914 on very fine

 

[Ivyss]

You get confused.

I insert flesh.

 

[Algot 120]

You get the wall of flesh


I insert SCP-173

 

[Ivyss]

You get a weeping angel.

I insert the system.

 

[Algot 120]

You get the Matrix

I insert mario from super mario 64 while he is moving backwards at a speed of 99999989989999999999999999

 

[Ivyss]

You get an extreme speed boost.

I insert humanity's darkest hour.

 

[Algot 120]

You get a box made of vantanlack

I insert SMG4

 

[Ivyss]

You get 2 SMG2s.

I inset lonely streets in the darkness.

 

[Algot 120]

You get light I insert hhkggukkodskntj

 

[Ivyss]

You get jfkyfhfdj.

I insert citizens of dust. (Anyone realized what I'm doing yet?)

 

[Gustone]

You get Dust city.
I insert everything.

 

[Ivyss]

You get ERROR, ERROR ACTIVaTED.

I insert homes of the slaves I abandoned.

 

[Winkins]

You get houses filled with skeletons.

I insert 5 goldfishes.

 

[Ivyss]

You get a platinum fish.

I insert metal parts with a connection to evil.

 

[Algot 120]

You become darth vader


I insert Sverigedemokraterna

 

[Ivyss]

You get Merkell. (I know she's German, but idc.)

I insert my virtual crown.