The Vending Machine

[Algot 120]

You get to choose a red pill or a blue pill

I insert the godmoder

 

[Ivyss]

You get hacked.

I insert the mind that destroyed us.

 

[Algot 120]

You get the mind that destroyed THE US aka Donald Trump


I insert asdfguy

 

[Ivyss]

You get hit by a train every time someone says "I like trains.".

I insert heaven incarnate.

 

[Algot 120]

You get hell incarnet

I insert Percy Jackson

 

[Ivyss]

You get water.

I insert an army of one.

 

[Algot 120]

You get chuck norris

I use a time machine to insert the output

 

[Ivyss]

There was no initial input, nothing happens.

I insert the beacon of darkness.

 

[Algot 120]

You get a beacon of light

I insert sI insert I insert I insert I insert...

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

You get a slip of paper.

I insert a fortune cookie

 

[Electroman102]

You get Borf

I insert a car salesman

 

[Algot 120]

You get a car
I insert mario

 

[Gustone]

You get a cart.
I insert a dead moonlord, 4 eyes of cthulhu, 3 true eyes of cthulhu, and a brain of cthulhu.

 

[Algot 120]

You get cuthulhu

I insert sans

 

[Algot 120]

Bump

 

[Yello_X]

Nothing given, nothing ejected.
I insert a black hole.

 

[Algot 120]

You get a white hole


I INSERT SANS FROM UNDERTALE

 

[Yello_X]

You get a Béte Noire (aka Betty) from Glitchtale
I insert Saness from Underpants

 

[Algot 120]

You get megalovonio

I insert

 

[Ivyss]

You get rehab for you obsession with undertale.

I insert