Razor_Typhoon
Golem
[OOC]
(Happy 2023, expect a reply soon.)
(Happy 2023, expect a reply soon.)
[ACTION]
Free:
I begin to display a level of gymnastics far beyond comprehension: I do a cool flip; I do two cool flips; I do a double jump; a triple jump; a negative triple jump; I make cool poses in the air; I make cool poses in the ground; I make cool poses IN the ground; I violate just about 163 physics laws in one jump; and I stick the landing next to the Bingus Bungus Energy! at a 45° angle with respect to ur mum lmao gottem
Then I pull energy from the Bingus Bungus Energy! like you normally would.
Base:
You know what? I feel lonely, being the only Spawner around here and all that. So why not make another one, right?
New Spawner done and done. You're probably wondering what this guy spawns, right?
Bullets. It spawns bullets. Also it's shaped like a gun. It's a Gun-Shaped Spawner that spawns bullets. Specifically towards enemies.
It's a Gun-Shaped Spawner that spawns bullets towards enemies.
(For all intents and purposes, this is basically just another attacking entity. Maybe a bit skewed towards Attack than it does HP.)
[ENTITIES]
Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, and the Gun-Shaped Spawner all go to town on the Forest Ent.
BOB the not-builder does the opposite of building. Which is destroying. BOB is destroying the Forest Ent.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer heals Shield Person.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet another boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.
[CHARGE]
[4/10]
@little1133
(Part 2 of a 3-parter bit)
In Birdie's hands befalls yet another bottle...or perhaps, it's been with her all this time. The flask in question sports a...particularly fleshy visage to it. It feels...warm to the touch. It is...pulsating within her grasp, like one of a beating heart. "What is this? Is it alive?" and all such questions that would normally form within one's thoughts in regards to this object are instead overwritten by an overwhelming sense that she must open this bottle, see what it holds. She opens the bottle, its equally peculiar cork coming off with hardly any difficulty involved. Inside is yet another scroll, this one's appearance deviating from the bottle's fleshed own. Instead, it's pitch-black, it's weightless, it...feels like nothing at all. It escapes her hand in a swift moment, its rolled up form hovering before her. It then unfurls on its own, revealing for a moment...nothing, before a text of pure white within darkness materializes.
"you lost the game"
"also yes this is a +1 too"
"Well. I tried."
[Charge]:
[13/60]: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, THE LETTER HAS FINIISHED.
+1 to Ian for his next charge (@Razor_Typhoon)
[Action]: The Red Guardian is bullied
And then a star smacks the Red Guardian in the head from behind.
Yes, it was Kirby, who spat it out with a snipe shot after eating a somewhat small rock.
But then Kirby turns to the somewhat large pile of rocks next to him and starts really inhaling, sucking up the entire pile up and somehow distorting it to fit in his body, with only a slight increase in his volume.
Kirby then spits out a rather large barrage of stars at the Red Guardian...
...which Pol shatters into a bunch of single stars with a single blow from their boomerang, scattering the stars and surrounding them in water before the Red Guardian could do anything about said star barrage.
Pol then teleports on top of the Red Guardian and stabs their boomerang into the Red Guardian's head, engulfing the boomerang in water in the process.
The stars home in on the Red Guardian, attacking it from all angles like a bunch of homing missiles, exploding upon contact with the huge hunk of stone. And obviously, the stars and the boomerang would be super effective (x4 damage, in fact), because they're water type moves now and the Guardian is CLEARLY a fire and rock type, because it's red and it's made of stone.
Pol then stabs their boomerang more into the Red Guardian's head, somehow filling it with water even if it isn't even hollow inside.
Pol then teleports a bit away from the Guardian, cloning themselves again until an entire swarm of Pols surround the Guardian, slashing at it with their own boomerangs. Water comes gushing out from every chip made on the Guardian, before the water doubles back on the Guardian and stabs it again with pointed spear ends.
©, after a good bit of contemplation, decides to Understand the Nameplate, and promptly leaves via the classic "Hey what's that?" Trick.
Operation Velvet Glove [4/5]
[COUNTER REPEL]
Niyr decides to use some more trickery, by letting the blast hit him, but then creating your typical portal loop, so as it knocks him in one direction, which is into a portal that leads to a second portal in front of the first one.
But what about movement in other directions you may ask? Well, Niyr's solution to that is the logic of how he got aboard the Adventurer's Sails in the first place. As he glitched into the hall, he is logically still below decks, and therefore the only way to remove him without magic or violating physics is to either put a hole in the ship or send him flying back up onto the deck and off the ship. As this appears to be a basic force attack, only the putting a hole in the ship or sending him flying options are possible. Now, as further insurance against possible problems that this could cause, Niyr would further teleport each cycle through the portal loop to center himself again, ensuring he doesn't go off course. And as a final part of this, he would simply use his wings and air resistance to slow down, as to avoid any risks to his limbs by extending them outside of the radius of the portal.
[ACTION] (WIP as of this time, will be finished soon.)
And now, the coup de grâce.
How? Via a coup d'état.
Why? Because of Exclusive Economic Zones.
Want to know more? Check back soon on your favourite Pro-Godmodder TV Station!
[Action]
``This is anything but pleasant, if you so much want to sink our ship, YOU SHOULD HAD THOUGHT OF REMOVING US FIRST!``
Cue obligatory heavy breathing.
``MAKE THIS QUICK, I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT, I KNOW YOU WILL WANT TO BRAINWASH US ALL, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF SINKING US, YOU JUST APPREHEND US AND DRAG OUR UNCONSCIOUS BODIES DOWN TO YOUR FINAL POINT..``
Something's wrong, VERY WRONG, he's either threatening the PGs in order to drive them into being a bit too reckless or forfeiting, trying to urge them to take the AGs into custody so that the AG entities aren't killedwhen the ship is inevitably sunkor he's developing a evil side, or he's just insane
(yes, this is a action)
[Charge]
(you know the drill, wait until the navy battle is over, regardless of the winners)
[OOC]
(Forms include: the sane and normal one, the sane one with added heat and fire, the reckless one, the cold one and now...
The insane (and possibly evil) one.)
I change my text color to the default color when narrating my own actions from now on as changing text colors on mobile is very cumbersome. First I make the bouncers name literal and force them to bounce in place. Once that's done I use my actual actions to try and convince the entitys on the ship to make me thier new boss through the power of a musical number
[OOC][OOC]
Koraidon when?
[ACTION]
Free:
I grab some energy from the Bingus Bungus Energy! while no one is looking.
...except there will never be a moment where none is looking, no matter how we mold our beliefs into that of ignorance to the overseers...
Base:
Huh. Who would have thought that having more attack-oriented entities would make clearing enemies much faster? Who'd a thunk it?
Anyway here's a Voodoo Guy who does voodoo things to make enemy peeps start hurting all over.
...the catch here is that instead of stabbing dolls to make you hurt all over, he just directly f**king stabs you to make you hurt all over.
[ENTITIES]
Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, the Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets, and the Voodoo Guy all go to town on the Forest Ent and then the wolves when the ent is dead.
BOB the recently-hired builder has been commissioned to build an internally obstructive staircase inside BOB's enemy, whether it be a Forest Wolf or the Forest Ent.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer tries to delay a heal for Shield Person to when he is damaged.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet more boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.
[CHARGE]
[6/10]
@little1133
(finishing up the 3-parter bit I don't exactly mind if the recipient's not here anymore)
Another turn, another bottle-that is an incoming molotov.
In one way or another this still ends up being a +1.
[Charge]:
[14/60]: The letter is then thrown in a portal.
+1 to ©, in the shape of a bone because yes. (@OrichalcumShovel)
[Action]: Making a Pokémon reference.
I read the Violet stone guardian's name and think something, from a certain place:
<Hold on. Isn't that potential lawsuit material for a certain new pokémon game?>
<...>
Pol then turns to the Violet guardian... and watches as a ridiculously large gavel appears above it, with the hammer side just above its head.
It draws itself back, and then slams into the ground.
"It is now decided."
...
"..."
And then, inexplicably, several of a certain familiar purple bike dragon pokémon (Miraidon, for those in the know) appear from various portals all around the violet stone guardian, ramming into it with their head in their ride form, bouncing off and turning into their battle form, and then clawing at the stone guardian with green spiky... energy gauntlets (also known as the animé version of dragon claw, also for those in the know).
Seeing all the Miraidon, Pol's eyes widen as an idea pops into mind, and then flies towards the violet stone guardian, teleporting on top of it. Pol then taps the guardian on its head with their wing, using a certain hilarious move known as Soak, causing water to run down its stony skin, and permeate its stony flesh as capillaries and blood vessels permeate the human body.
The Violet stone guardian is now... a water type.
Pol then prepares a massive telekinetic message, and broadcasts it to all of the Miraidon.
<<USE ELECTRO-DRIFT NOW!>>
In response, the Miraidon attacking the stone guardian then fly back and start spinning forwards in place, at the Violet stone guardian. They build and build up speed, until they become a blur, before electrical sparks jump up between them and the air. Electricity in them builds and builds, and once copious amounts of electricity can be seen coursing through each of the rolling blurs, the Miraidon then collectively burst towards the Violet stone guardian, creating littles explosions of electricity (relative to the stone guardian, anyway) at each point of impact, before disappearing, to who knows where.
The joke here is that electric type moves such as electro drift are super effective on water-
The gavel from earlier then spins again, having just been floating there from earlier.
"Now. Your judgement is here. You are hereby no longer allowed to use the name Violet, as that is used in the pokémon game, Pokémon Violet."
"...what?"
The gavel then spins around, and then slams into the violet stone guardian. Pol flies up, and watches the guardian get thrown back, possibly into a wall, and then the gavel as it fades away.
"...?"
...
Wait-
A letter somehow makes it to [Name Here], which just has a bunch of capital A's. Presumably it was made through Text to Speech. (@Krill13)
"Unique, eh? Well I got just the thing!"
© would aggressively shake his hands, causing a leaf to fall down from the light breeze. And what pops out is something similar to ©, but with a few noticeable changes.
The first is one of his hands is replaced by a worn and battered cutlass, with a set of runes across it. In his other hand he wields what seems to be a flintlock, but its clear, and where the ammunition would sit there's instead a small cluster of lightning.
The second difference is the large pirate hat on his head, with the eyes of the skull seeming to always look at you. And the third is the strange flickering around him, where for brief moments a ghostly crew can be seen, yet always vanish before you could get a closer look.
The copy, who I shall refer to as Pirate ©, stares at ©, then turns towards Sans Underswap, and prepares for battle.
King of the Sea [30/35]