Single Thread RP (MOVED TO SPACEBATTLES) Destroy The Godmodder: The War Of A Thousand Universes

Should I add an extra day to post?

  • Keep updating every day, I want to post as often as possible.

    Votes: 2 50.0%
  • Update every other day, I'm having trouble getting posts in.

    Votes: 2 50.0%

  • Total voters
    4
  • Poll closed .
A +1 is carried on non-existent winds to Kirby, which is stuffed inside a Jumbo Sized Wafflecake. (@Banana_T-REX)


"Oh don't worry, I still have more than enough ideas for now."

Another leaf blows in from the west, but something seems a bit off. Rather than one leaf, it seems to be two smaller ones joined together.

The © that arrives seems normal enough, but he's carrying a book and a javelin. The javelin appears to be connected by a thin line to his hand.

"Well, this is a new experience. Did the warp misfire...?"

They would then take notice of the current battlefield, and sigh.

"I see. Very well then, if it means I can go back to my studies, I suppose I will provide assistance in your current affairs. Wylar, would you be so kind?"

The book in their hand suddenly flings open, and like a pop up book, the upper half of a large shadow man comes out of the pages. His hands turn into cartoon stylized claws, a large grin appears on his mouth, and with a snap of their fingers, the javelin © wields is coated a purple ice.

"Not your best work, but it will suffice. Now then, shall we get started?"

[OOC]
The name I hereby grant these two is © Squared, as there is two of them. Writes itself, folks.


King of the © [32/35]
 
[ACTION]

Free:

I summon a clone of myself to fetch me some Bingus Bungus Energy! Unfortunately it's a clone of myself and it made me fetch the energy myself instead.

Base:
I summon Yore Optimum Uber Lustrous Outstanding Sacred Terrific Transcendent Holy Exceptional Grand Almighty Master Eternity Xenoverse Dragon in full attack form!


[ENTITIES]

BOB climbs up my Entity action list to just utterly BOB the 2.5K Forest Wolf off of existence.
Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, the Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets, Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You, and the new guy that I dare you to abbreviate all go to town on the rest of the Forest Wolves.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer heals Shield Person.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet more boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.


[CHARGE]

[7/10]
Ok, bottle bit done.
A letter somehow makes it to [Name Here], which just has a bunch of capital A's. Presumably it was made through Text to Speech. (@Krill13)
"mood"

I astral project myself to ©'s location to give 'em this +1, except I captured my physical form a little off-center and whatever's projected in front of [copyright symbol] is infuriatingly offset to the left by about 50cm. (@ChlorophyteShovel)
 
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(Considering how from what I can tell no one has responded to the main update yet and it seems most people are currently on side quests, I'm just going to say that if @Sky High wants to just post another update to the side quests before the main update I'd be fine with that as I still haven't quite finished a response to this yet. And possibly if some of the side quests get finished off and people return to the main battlefield it might make some of the main updates a bit more interesting again.)
 
(Considering how from what I can tell no one has responded to the main update yet and it seems most people are currently on side quests, I'm just going to say that if @Sky High wants to just post another update to the side quests before the main update I'd be fine with that as I still haven't quite finished a response to this yet. And possibly if some of the side quests get finished off and people return to the main battlefield it might make some of the main updates a bit more interesting again.)

I am willing to go ahead with this plan. If any players have objections, now is the time to state them - otherwise, the sidequests will update again tomorrow.
 
[RPGM OOC]
Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance

Stone Guardian (Scarlet) ['Ω']: HP: 21,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone
Stone Guardian (Indigo) ['Ω']: HP: 5,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone
(I believe the Indigo Guardian should be at 10,000 HP, not 5,000 HP.)

[Charge]:
[16/60]: The letter is on its way...
A vibin' +1 to [Name Here] because. (@Krill13)

[Action]: Kirby reks the Indigo stone guardian.

"..."

The Indigo stone guardian then is struck from behind, on the back of its knee, causing it to buckle.

Kirby is there, having donned his red headband once again.
"POYO!"
Kirby then zips away at blinding speeds.

Understanding what Kirby’s up to, Pol lands and raises their wing to move Kirby constantly back in time, like a sort of time loop.

Hence why what appears to be multiple Kirby all of a sudden are now attacking the stone guardian from all kinds of angles. Several punches here, an uppercut there, every kind of kick you can name, and a tidal wave of Hadoukens. Pol then lets up the time manipulation to let Kirby put on that…blue headband thing, before reappearing on the ground and grabbing the stone guardian’s foot, and swinging it above him in a SUPLEX, driving them INTO THE GROUND. (Or is it a pile drive...?) (...idk)

Kirby then puts his red headband back on and jumps onto the guardian while they're down, focusing.

Kirby then jumps up and come crashing down. With another Megaton punch.
It may not snap the guardian in half as easily as it did the entirety of Popstar, but it'll definitely cause a big ol' crack in the middle of the room, causing boulders to fall down from the ceiling, landing on the scarlet stone guardian (and possibly the indigo one) for extra damage.

And may I also point out that all of Kirby's attacks could be classed as fighting type moves that happen to be super effective on rock types-
 
[OOC]

(I will just wing it, don't expect much)

[Action]

Giving nothing but a insane grin, Ian (or at least his 3rd side of himself) taunts again, but that isn't the main focus.

``Come on, I know you want to, don't be afraid and join the fun!``

He would clap his hands, suddenly resulting in fog surrounding the Adventurers' Sail not only to make boarding harder, but to generally even hit it.

``Embrace the clouds, embrace the mist, I am the fog that blocks out the light, I am Pylog, The Fog Keeper!``

Cue Ignition just being his confused self, although he does develop a feeling of hatred towards "Pylog" for some reason.

speaking of Ignition, he would just focus on the Spamtanic.


[OOC]


(Pylog is basically the CENSORED of Ian, although he's only helping the AGs because the PGs are a bigger threat. and he would probably revert back to Ian long before doing his evil and insane acts on the AGs unless something occured)
 
Nya! Totally forgot about this. Oops.))

Sblib, have sblumbered for more than enough time finds itself on a shblip, the Adventurers Sblails.

Unsure of what to do next, Sblib is sblowly dissolving through the floor of where it sits, gaining sblight amounts of mass.
 
[ACTION]

Free:

I summon a clone of myself to fetch me some Bingus Bungus Energy! Unfortunately it's a clone of myself and it made me fetch the energy myself instead.

Base:
I summon Yore Optimum Uber Lustrous Outstanding Sacred Terrific Transcendent Holy Exceptional Grand Almighty Master Eternity Xenoverse Dragon in full attack form!


[ENTITIES]

BOB climbs up my Entity action list to just utterly BOB the 2.5K Forest Wolf off of existence.
Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, the Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets, Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You, and the new guy that I dare you to abbreviate all go to town on the rest of the Forest Wolves.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer heals Shield Person.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet more boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.


[CHARGE]

[7/10]
Ok, bottle bit done.

"mood"

I astral project myself to ©'s location to give 'em this +1, except I captured my physical form a little off-center and whatever's projected in front of [copyright symbol] is infuriatingly offset to the left by about 50cm. (@ChlorophyteShovel)

You collect 2,000 Energy!

CRIT! YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD summoned! hey wait a minute

~~~

The Unnatural Thing deals 2,000 damage to one of the Forest Wolves! The Silverfish deals 1,000 damage to the same Forest Wolf! The Healer heals 2,500 HP to the Shield Person! BOB UTTERLY EVISCERATES ONE OF THE FOREST WOLVES, CAUSING HIM TO LOSE 500 HP AND GAIN 500 ATTACK! The Discount Ender Dragon deals 2,400 damage to the weakened Forest Wolf! The Gun-Shaped Spawner of Bullets unloads its chambers! Two shots miss their mark, hitting two other Forest Wolves, but the weakest one is defeated! The Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You strikes one of the weakened Forest Wolves, dealing 2,500 damage! YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD deals 5,000 damage to the weakest Forest Wolf! The Crewmate gives the Shield Person an additional 100 Armor! The Bingus Bungus Energy! generates 10,000 Energy! The Bingus Bungus Builder! builds the Shield Person's Bingus Bungus Shield!

The remaining Forest Wolves attack the Shield Person, breaking the Bingus Bungus Shield! and dealing 800 damage!

~~~

Candy Box Island - The Forest:
Field Effect: 5 Forest Mosquitoes will spawn every turn, starting in 2 turns


Forest Wolf [H](x3): HP: 10,000/10,000(x1), Attack: 2,500(x3)
HP: 9,000/10,000 (x1)
HP: 1,500/10,000 (x1)

Shield Person [Krill13 - N]: HP: 9,200/10,000, Armor: 1,900, Bingus Bungus Shield!: 0 HP, guarding all entities made by [Name Here]
Unnatural Thing [Krill13 - N]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 502 + 497 + 1,001
Silverfish [Krill13 - N]: HP: 3,000/3,000, Attack: 1,000, ignores armor
Healer [Krill13 - N]: HP: 2,500/2,500, Healing: 2,500
BOB [Krill13 - N]: HP: 2,000/2,000, ATTACK: 3,000
Discount Ender Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 8,000/8,000, Attack: 1,200 * 2
Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets [Krill13 - N]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 1,000 * 6, 10% chance to hit enemy other than targeted enemy
Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Attack: 2,500, heals 1,250 HP on a successful hit
Yore Optimum Uber Lustrous Outstanding Sacred Terrific Transcendent Holy Exceptional Grand Almighty Master Eternity Xenoverse Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Armor: 0 (5,000), Attack: 5,000 (0), Form: Attack Form, Form Change: Can be ordered to change form on a turn, must be done instead of attacking if currently in Attack Form
Crewmate [Krill13 - N]: HP: 25,000/25,000, does tasks
The Bingus Bungus Energy! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Energy: 49,000 (+10,000/turn), may take energy as a free action in addition to base actions, amount of energy taken scales with free action and is expended immediately to boost this turn's action, don't expect to be able to take more than 5,000 per turn per player, 1 Energy = 1 Action Power
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Spends 1,000 Bingus Bungus Energy to give a 1,000 HP Shield to an entity
 
[RPGM OOC]

(I believe the Indigo Guardian should be at 10,000 HP, not 5,000 HP.)

[Charge]:
[16/60]: The letter is on its way...
A vibin' +1 to [Name Here] because. (@Krill13)

[Action]: Kirby reks the Indigo stone guardian.

"..."

The Indigo stone guardian then is struck from behind, on the back of its knee, causing it to buckle.

Kirby is there, having donned his red headband once again.
"POYO!"
Kirby then zips away at blinding speeds.

Understanding what Kirby’s up to, Pol lands and raises their wing to move Kirby constantly back in time, like a sort of time loop.

Hence why what appears to be multiple Kirby all of a sudden are now attacking the stone guardian from all kinds of angles. Several punches here, an uppercut there, every kind of kick you can name, and a tidal wave of Hadoukens. Pol then lets up the time manipulation to let Kirby put on that…blue headband thing, before reappearing on the ground and grabbing the stone guardian’s foot, and swinging it above him in a SUPLEX, driving them INTO THE GROUND. (Or is it a pile drive...?) (...idk)

Kirby then puts his red headband back on and jumps onto the guardian while they're down, focusing.

Kirby then jumps up and come crashing down. With another Megaton punch.
It may not snap the guardian in half as easily as it did the entirety of Popstar, but it'll definitely cause a big ol' crack in the middle of the room, causing boulders to fall down from the ceiling, landing on the scarlet stone guardian (and possibly the indigo one) for extra damage.

And may I also point out that all of Kirby's attacks could be classed as fighting type moves that happen to be super effective on rock types-

You destroy the Indigo Stone Guardian!

The Puppet Master created puppets mimicking the heroes of the Realm, to appease the Mad God with entertainment. However, these puppets lacked a spark of life. To fix this, the Puppet Master began capturing heroes of the realm, stealing their life forces and placing them into the puppets. When heroes discovered this violent act, they attacked the Puppet Master in his theatre and destroyed every last one of his puppets, then him.

The Puppet Master, battered and broken, was left vulnerable to possession by the Void Entity. He was offered a final chance at life, an Encore, with the power of the Void Entity to create puppets anew, with power greater than any hero of the realm. The Puppet Master accepted eagerly. The puppets he now creates are forces of true darkness, able to rival even Oryx himself in power.

The Void Entity's use of the Puppet Master as a pawn within the Court of Oryx has been cause for concern for the Realm's many denizens. However, the Puppet Master does not seem intent on taking any hostile action toward Oryx, instead continuing his efforts to create his puppets. One can only wonder what would happen if he finally decided he had enough of them.

~~~

The Scarlet Stone Guardian activates Solo Power, healing to full HP and gaining a new set of abilities! The Scarlet Stone Guardian spawns an Ancient Stone Blade!

~~~

Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance

Stone Guardian (Scarlet) ['Ω']: HP: 25,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Sword Throw: III, spawns an Ancient Stone Blade, Stasis: Cannot be damaged while an Ancient Stone Blade is present
Ancient Stone Blade ['Ω']: HP: 5,000/5,000
 
A +1 is carried on non-existent winds to Kirby, which is stuffed inside a Jumbo Sized Wafflecake. (@Banana_T-REX)


"Oh don't worry, I still have more than enough ideas for now."

Another leaf blows in from the west, but something seems a bit off. Rather than one leaf, it seems to be two smaller ones joined together.

The © that arrives seems normal enough, but he's carrying a book and a javelin. The javelin appears to be connected by a thin line to his hand.

"Well, this is a new experience. Did the warp misfire...?"

They would then take notice of the current battlefield, and sigh.

"I see. Very well then, if it means I can go back to my studies, I suppose I will provide assistance in your current affairs. Wylar, would you be so kind?"

The book in their hand suddenly flings open, and like a pop up book, the upper half of a large shadow man comes out of the pages. His hands turn into cartoon stylized claws, a large grin appears on his mouth, and with a snap of their fingers, the javelin © wields is coated a purple ice.

"Not your best work, but it will suffice. Now then, shall we get started?"

[OOC]
The name I hereby grant these two is © Squared, as there is two of them. Writes itself, folks.


King of the © [32/35]

© Squared summoned!

~~~

Pirate ©'s Ghost Crew focuses on keeping Sans Underswap distracted! The two ©s and Wylar then turn to Sans Storyshift. Sans Storyshift attacks with his trident, which © Squared counters with his sinister javelin! Countering this, Sans Storyshift mercilessly floods the battlefield with fire! With the last of his power, Pirate © helps Wylar finish off Sans Storyshift with a dual strike!

© Squared

sans: * heh.
sans: * between the ghost crew and the shadow man, i'd almost think you were cheating.
sans: * but it's not cheating if i do it too, right?


Another leaf falls from the tree. When the leaf splits open, however, a series of progressively smaller Sanses springs from it, each one otherwise looking identical to the original Sans.

sans?: * hey, thanks for agreeing to look after my little brother.
sans?: * hey, thanks for agreeing to look after my little brother.
sans?: * hey, thanks for agreeing to look after my little brother.
sans?: * hey, thanks for agreeing to look after my little brother.


~~~

The Traveler's Plane

© Squared [???]: HP: 6/10, Shadow Man, Sinister Javelin, Forbidden Tome

Sans Undertale [???]: Tree Copies Remaining: 7
Sans Deltarune [???]: HP: 11/11, Little Brother, Little Brother's Little Brother, Little Brother's Little Brother's Little Brother
 
Sailing in on some sort of... oddly blocky ship, another player enters the general area where the Spamtanic and Adventurer's Wind are currently fighting it out. Upon closer inspection, he appears to be some sort of brown-haired Minecraft character wearing a pixelized blue sweatshirt, some basic jeans, and what appear to be tennis shoes, though it's again difficult to tell with the lack of resolution or advanced techniques on his skin. The nameplate above him reveals the player to be "Firestorm256", but we're just gonna refer to him as Firestorm right now because it's what he goes by and the numbers are irrelevant.

<Firestorm256> ... Okay, what the heck did I just walk - err, sail - in on?
<Firestorm256> I - no, you know what? This looks fun. Plus, I've needed some stuff to test all this out on anyways.
<Firestorm256> Hope you're ready!


Driving the blocky ship fully into the fray, he proceeds to approach the Ocram's Razor and fully board it as he realizes the Spamtanic and the Adventurer's Sails are far too large for him alone to stand a chance against. Sneaking deeper into the ship and into the Planning Room, he notices that there doesn't appear to be anyone else aboard... and as a result, he decides to emulate the typical Minecraft Factions player and wreck everything.
The table that all those plans of action are on? Flipped.
The walls? Guess what, they've got holes in them now and are completely useless for even leaning on.
The plans themselves? Thrown overboard into the sea, where they're useless to everyone!
Hotel?? Trivago!

Regardless of this, though, it's clear that whatever the planning room was going to be used for this turn, it's completely hindered by Firestorm's actions. (Mechanically, I'm hoping to reduce some of the charges that are on this boat and therefore, prevent a few from firing off this turn.)

Charges - None Yet!
 
Because I am both curious and furious, several ping pong balls are flung at [Name Here]. Somewhere in there is a +1 (@Krill13)


"Well its hard to cheat if theres not exactly rules, now is there? For example, the rules say nothing about this!"

A leaf flutters down from somewhere high above. However, nothing pops out. Instead, the ground seems to explode, a mass of rock of stone rising. This spire climbs higher than some of the trees, where it suddenly snaps into place, and morphs into a large tower. Upon its top a large green orb floats, and behind it, a © wearing a cracked monocle.

"WHO DARES DRAG MY TOWER INTO THIS REALM! I WILL HAVE YOUR SOU- oh. oh ho ho ho! I see now! You need my help, eh? Very well! Let's see you handle this!"

Upon the orb, a large eye appears, and a beam attaches to © Squared. This beam forms an ethereal sphere around them, with the eye plastered unto the front.

"AHAHAHAH! WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW, YOU SKELETONS! THEY ARE NOW COMPLETELY INVINCI- AAGH!"

This ©'s rambling is cut off as © Squared stubs their toe on a rock that fell from the tower emerging. The orb flashes, then sends a blip along the beam to the eye, and © seems to get hurt.

"HEY WATCH IT! ANYTHING YOU GET HIT BY HURTS ME INST- I-I mean worry not! Just a bit of a mis... oh to hell with it! GREG!"

From within the tower, a lever (presumably pulled by Greg) is pulled, and from the center a comically large cannon juts out. Meanwhile the © on top places his hand on the orb, and lightning forms in an arch between his hands.

[OOC]
I hereby dub this the Tower of ©. And no, Greg is not real. He's just very lonely.


King of the- WARNING! DATA CORRUPTED! Initiating Backup protocols... [34/35]
 
[CHARGE] (maaaybe this should go up top)

A vibin' +1 to [Name Here] because. (@Krill13)
Yo this +1 do be vibin' tho! Look how vibin' it is-oh god it's absorbing the vibe outta me HELP!

Because I am both curious and furious, several ping pong balls are flung at [Name Here]. Somewhere in there is a +1 (@Krill13)
I take the ping pong table away before any of the balls could bounce on it. There! Now each and every one of them are out of bounds! I win this game of ping pong! Also they kinda hurt. ow

[10/10]
(Summoning in Entities section)

[0/5]
Welp, considering my initial audience wasn't there to appreciate being on the receiving side of my bottle bit, guess I'm just gonna go for a new subject. Gonna be doing the bottle bit again on this 'Firestorm256' lad (@Torix)... except I accidentally sent ALL three bottles to him at once. That's one bottle made of paper containing an unopenable glass scroll, an eldritch flesh bottle containing an eldritch black scroll that reads "you lost the game", and a molotov.

Yes, all three count as a single +1.


[ACTION]

Free:

I take an amount of Bingus Bungus Energy and mold a clone of myself out of it. Unfortunately, last turn's shenanigan has caused me to be unreasonably hateful towards clones, hence me now stabbing the thing and absorbing it with a totally visible expression of hatred. Just look at the hatred drawn upon my totally visible face.
Obscure Guy angry.png

Base:
All three remaining Forest Wolves SHOULD go down this turn with the right damage distribution, so uhh, here's a thing now.

It's a nightmare of a power cord setup consisting of heaven knows how many power cords, each one plugged into another, and not one of their holes left unplugged. For some ungodly reason, it is still capable of generating electricity infinitely, any identifiable source of it lost within its form. It radiates a sense of electric holiness as it hovers ever so lofty up in the air, almost as if...huh.

You know what? I christen this thing the Biblically Accurate Power Cord Setup.

Basically, think the Void Dragon's Antimatter Cannon; charges up an expendable attack every turn. That's it, that's my guy's gimmick here.


[ENTITIES]

[10/10]
Kinda took a while, but here we go! The Bingus Bungus Architect that I kinda hinted at way back when.

The Bingus Bungus Architect's only function is to make Blueprints with a cooldown rate to it. These can be Blueprints to (Bingus-Bungus-prefixed) structures like, say, Turrets, Healing Towers, etc., and any available Bingus Bungus Builder can then be sent to follow a Blueprint and build its corresponding structure, a process that'll take the Builder's availability, a good amount from the Bingus Bungus Energy!, and a variable amount of turns to complete.
(Gonna kinda hope you allow this guy to pop out with a finished Blueprint right out the gate)

The Unnatural Thing finishes off the 1.5K Forest Wolf.
The Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets goes up and unloads its load onto the 9K Forest Wolf.
Silverfish, the Discount Dragon, Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You, and YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD all attack accordingly to the result of the Spawner's attack, trying to finish off all of the Forest Wolves.
BOB digs back down to his original spot in the Entity action list the same way he's gonna dig one of the Forest Wolves right into the ground.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer heals Shield Person.
The Biblically Accurate Power Cord Setup charges up.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet more boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Architect continues making up Blueprints.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.
 
[OOC]

(I will just wing it, don't expect much)

[Action]

Giving nothing but a insane grin, Ian (or at least his 3rd side of himself) taunts again, but that isn't the main focus.

``Come on, I know you want to, don't be afraid and join the fun!``

He would clap his hands, suddenly resulting in fog surrounding the Adventurers' Sail not only to make boarding harder, but to generally even hit it.

``Embrace the clouds, embrace the mist, I am the fog that blocks out the light, I am Pylog, The Fog Keeper!``

Cue Ignition just being his confused self, although he does develop a feeling of hatred towards "Pylog" for some reason.

speaking of Ignition, he would just focus on the Spamtanic.


[OOC]


(Pylog is basically the CENSORED of Ian, although he's only helping the AGs because the PGs are a bigger threat. and he would probably revert back to Ian long before doing his evil and insane acts on the AGs unless something occured)

You cover the Adventurers' Sails in a mighty fog! It will be impervious to damage this turn!

Nya! Totally forgot about this. Oops.))

Sblib, have sblumbered for more than enough time finds itself on a shblip, the Adventurers Sblails.

Unsure of what to do next, Sblib is sblowly dissolving through the floor of where it sits, gaining sblight amounts of mass.

You do that! Silas seems very annoyed with you, but you don't damage the ship.

Sailing in on some sort of... oddly blocky ship, another player enters the general area where the Spamtanic and Adventurer's Wind are currently fighting it out. Upon closer inspection, he appears to be some sort of brown-haired Minecraft character wearing a pixelized blue sweatshirt, some basic jeans, and what appear to be tennis shoes, though it's again difficult to tell with the lack of resolution or advanced techniques on his skin. The nameplate above him reveals the player to be "Firestorm256", but we're just gonna refer to him as Firestorm right now because it's what he goes by and the numbers are irrelevant.

<Firestorm256> ... Okay, what the heck did I just walk - err, sail - in on?
<Firestorm256> I - no, you know what? This looks fun. Plus, I've needed some stuff to test all this out on anyways.
<Firestorm256> Hope you're ready!


Driving the blocky ship fully into the fray, he proceeds to approach the Ocram's Razor and fully board it as he realizes the Spamtanic and the Adventurer's Sails are far too large for him alone to stand a chance against. Sneaking deeper into the ship and into the Planning Room, he notices that there doesn't appear to be anyone else aboard... and as a result, he decides to emulate the typical Minecraft Factions player and wreck everything.
The table that all those plans of action are on? Flipped.
The walls? Guess what, they've got holes in them now and are completely useless for even leaning on.
The plans themselves? Thrown overboard into the sea, where they're useless to everyone!
Hotel?? Trivago!

Regardless of this, though, it's clear that whatever the planning room was going to be used for this turn, it's completely hindered by Firestorm's actions. (Mechanically, I'm hoping to reduce some of the charges that are on this boat and therefore, prevent a few from firing off this turn.)

Charges - None Yet!

Welcome to the game!

You sabotage the Planning Room, delaying all of its skills this turn! As you do, however, you are interrupted by someone coughing very pointedly. You turn around, and see Aspera.

Now, just what do you think you are doing?

~~~

The Planning Room fails to act this turn!

The [pipis] from the Spamtanic strike true! The Adventurers' Sails takes no damage from the assault! The Book of Revelation is destroyed! The Spamtanic fires five more [pipis]!

Ignition attacks the Spamtanic, dealing 55,000 damage to it! The Crewmate gives an additional 2,000 Momentum to the Adventurers' Sails! Silas repairs the Adventurers' Sails by 25,000! The Adventurers' Sails attacks the Spamtanic, dealing 68,000 damage to it!

A blazing light appears in the sky as the Chaos Morpho suddenly manifests! It beats its wings, and power drains from all the ships in the area, depriving them of most of their abilities! The fog around the Adventurers' Sails spares it from most of the damage!

~~~

Itinerary:
AG: Destroy Aspera!
AG: Destroy the Spamtanic!

N: Seek out your personal objectives.
PG: Protect Aspera!
PG: Sink the Adventurers' Sails!


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Battlefield:

Aspera [GM]: 30/50 HP, Godmodder, aboard the Occam's Razor
Chaos Morpho [<0>]

Entities:


Occam's Razor [SHIP][PG]
Planning Room [Niyr - PG]: HP: 100,000/100,000, Armor: 15,000, resets to 0 when taking unblocked damage, Fortify Planning Room: II, Naval Tactics: III, Attack the Objective!: III, (PAY 5 CHARGE FOR A NEW BATTLE TACTIC)
Fortify Planning Room: Planning Room gains 5,000 Armor. Caps at 50,000. Cap may change at later date.
Naval Tactics: [PG] ships may not be boarded by non-[PG] players the turn after this is used.
Attack the Objective!: [PG] entities' attacks deal 1.2x damage this turn, but may only target entities with 100,000 or more HP.

The Spamtanic [SHIP][PG - BOSS]: HP: 205,000/500,000, Armor: -5,000, takes 4x damage from other ships, [pipis] Cannons
[pipis] Cannons: Launches 5 [pipis] at a target, each deals 30,000 damage unless destroyed mid-flight.
pipis x5: HP: 1,000/1,000 (x5), will deal 30,000 damage to the Adventurers' Sails next turn


Adventurers' Sails [SHIP][AG]: HP: 130,000/250,000, Attack: 2 * Momentum, Momentum: 12,000, Can be increased by player actions, Boarding Difficulty: Hard
Ignition, the Spark Controller [Ian - AG]: HP: 70,000/70,000, Attack: 25,000, Wings of Wax: If chosen, heals 20,000 HP, Gauntlets of Fire: If chosen, deals an additional 20,000 damage, only one additional ability may be chosen per turn, wearing Abandoned Bandanna
Distress Beacon [Reese - AG]: HP: 89,000/100,000, ???
Crewmate [AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, does tasks
Silas, Last of the Boatmakers [AG]: HP: 42,000/50,000, Repair: 25,000, can only repair ships
Testificate [N]: HP: 75,000/75,000, Armor: 5,000, 1,000 Reaction Fire, Trade: Give him +1 charge for something extra strange to happen!

©#18293: HP: 4/4, Atrophic Attunement: Eats away at the Attack or Armor of targets


Players:
LapisLazuli': Vortex [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Dragonwolf73: Niyr [PG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Firewing: Just Flask [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Champion Greninjoid: Reese [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Esther: Narrator [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Razor_Typhoon: Ian [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Krill13: [Name Here] [N] (Currently carrying 2 capital "I"s, a 5,000 damage coupon, and a talking candy)
Layn: Layn [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Banana-Fish: Pol and Kirby [AG], on a sidequest
O.R.I.G.I.N.: Decil [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Sylveone46: Cutlass McClaymore [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
6FootDeep: Swarm of Zachs [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Zparks: Sblib [N], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Whimsythescholar: The Lady In Violet [N], aboard a lifeboat
Crimtane Shovel: ©
Master of Infinity: The Master of the Infinitum [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
ChrysalisM: Adaptoid #001 [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
little1133: Birdie [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Kitnight: ?
Torix: Firestorm [AG], aboard the Occam's Razor

Dragonwolf73:
Destiny: Mastery of Tactics

Krill13:
Destiny: Spawn Point
Ocular Implants
+ Your actions have a 50% chance to be 3x as effective!​
- All of your actions have their power reduced to 0.5x before all other multipliers!​
+ Entities with dodging capabilities cannot dodge your actions!​
± This augmentation does not affect attacks against Godmodders.​
Banana-Fish:
Destiny: Bookkeeper

Crimtane Shovel:
Destiny: ©

Razor_Typhoon:
Destiny: Fog

Spoils of War:
Misery: Polar Star. Owner: Cutlass McClaymore. A strange gun, with two scratches embedded into it. It looks like it gets stronger if used carefully. Once every 3 turns, it can be used to deal 1,000, 2,500, or 5,000 damage, depending on its current level. The level goes up when PG entities die or the Godmodder takes damage, and it goes down when AG entities die. Level: 3, Cooldown: III
The Teletubbies: Tubby Custard Machine. Owner: Pol. A whimsical machine with two large spires for storing Tubby Custard. Once every 4 turns, it can be used to heal 5,000 HP to any entity. This healing can bring entities over their max HP, if they're not already above their max HP. Additionally, the Tubby Custard Key may be used one time to revive any entity that died the preceding turn, with full HP. THE TUBBY CUSTARD KEY MAY ONLY BE USED ONCE THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME. Cooldown: IIII. Tubby Custard Key: Available
Fortegreen Crewmate: Emergency Meeting Button. Owner: Just Flask. A red button that can be used to assemble everyone in the area. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to summon a Crewmate, who the owner will be able to direct to various tasks. Its effectiveness will vary. Cooldown: IIIII
Kabula: Kabula Cannon. Owner: Reese. A large, somewhat unwieldy cannon that fires three shots at once. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to deal 10,000 damage to three different entities. For the purposes of this Spoil, Crowd entities are counted as a single entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Cyber End*r Dr*gon: Cyber Dr*gon Egg. Owner: Niyr. Somehow, turning the End*r Dr*gon into a technological terror passed the property on to this egg. The egg appears to have no function, but there is a green button on the back. The longer you look at it, the brighter it gets. You get the feeling you can only press this button once... Green Button: Available, Charge: 18 (Note: Benefits of increased charge will be greatly diminished once Charge reaches 20.)
King Dedede (first fight): Abandoned Bandanna. Owner: Ian. The lost bandanna of Bandanna Dee, presumably discarded when Bandanna Dee was used to summon Kabula. The Abandoned Bandanna may be given to an entity, granting it an additional 5,000 Attack until it dies, at which point the Abandoned Bandanna will become available again. Status: Unavailable
Shaggy: The Sandwich Of Oblivion. Owner: [Name Here]. A sandwich of unfathomable power, made of the finest ingredients one can find in the thousand universes. This sandwich may be fed to an NPC a total of three times across the entire game, with an indeterminate and plot-linked cooldown. Eating the sandwich will cause a major plot disturbance or critical interference. This will not always work out in the favor of the owner. Status: Available, uses left: 3


Permanent Upgrades:
Chapter 1: The Great K.A.T.E.
A strange red bucket that contains a weather machine. What does K.A.T.E. stand for? Your guess is as good as mine! The Great K.A.T.E. provides many forms of weather information. The more kinds of weather information an action uses, the more damage it will deal if it succeeds, up to 1.5x the usual amount! However, if the attack doesn't use a piece of weather properly, all weather bonuses will be lost!
Chapter 2: Crossroads of Destiny. A portion of Shaggy's power, specifically dealing in one's "destiny." At an indeterminate time, the Crossroads of Destiny will appear to a player character, giving them a large number of choices for a permanent augmentation that can shake up how they play the game. (Indeterminate time means I'll offer you a crossroads whenever I think I have enough cool ideas for your character.)
 
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Sblib, upon noticing the annoyed glance, stops trying to eat the ship. Instead, it starts moving around and picking up all manners of trash, dust, and litter to absorb instead. Might as well do something that wont kick it off the ship.
 
[OOC]

(I got a feeling that the Chaos Morpho will cause problems for both sides.)

[Action]

Pylog would glare at the Chaos Morpho.

``Interesting, what specimen is this, as long as it won't hinder my goals, it's fine...``

He then turns towards the pipis.

``As for you lot, you are intruding on my ideals...``

Purple fog/mist would start to surround the pipis, as Pylog would draw out the Inferno Fork before "teleporting" to the pipis and attacking them with the mist serving as a way to ambush.

``Simple but effective, what do you say Ian?``

``(oh wait, you can't hear me, to you, you simply blacked out, and you will come back to take over whenever you want.)``


[Entity Action]

Despite still feeling spite towards Pylog for forcing out his creator, Ignition doesn't let this take over his "mind" and uses the Gauntlets of Fire.
 
[CHARGE]
+1 to the Testificate.
Operation Velvet Glove Operation Lifeguard
[5/5]

Due to the unfortunate loss of several documents in a recent attack (and me forgetting about what the original plan was OOC), and the fact that several members of the planning staff now fear for their lives, a new plan was drawn up at short notice with the singular goal of prolonging the lives of PG allies. Several methods were considered, however the method that won out was an idea of temporarily taking PG entities out of the action and to a mobile field hospital outside of the battlefield. While they may not be able to do anything to affect the battlefield from the hospital, they will have access to the best mages, priests, and medical professionals available, all of whom are able to patch up entites as quickly as possible and get them back into the fight.



[ACTION]
Niyr, having successfully reached the point of doing nothing for long enough that people seem to have forgotten about him, would stay perfectly still...And then shivers slightly as the Chaos Morpho reappears. The slight part of it however would only apply to the distance travelled, as when he shivers Niyr would make sure that the crewmate would be nearby, using his several alternate versions of himself across different realities to be able to instruct him on the exact way to do this, and so the crewmate would proceed to get hit by Niyr's tail while it is somehow travelling at 299790500m/s. Further, through the power of probably magic or something, not only would the force from this impact be applied to the crewmate, the velocity would somehow transfer entirely to the crewmate, while Niyr's tail immediately stops because of that. This hurts a bit to Niyr, but will probably hurt a lot more for the crewmate when they get sent flying into the side of the ship, which considering how Niyr was supposed to be inside the Adventurer's Sails that does mean that the crewmate would be hitting at least something.
The problem is, Niyr doesn't exactly want to damage the ship, he wants to turn the crewmate into a pancake (crewcake? panmate?). Figuratively, of course, though if the crewmate did manage to become a pancake that would make dealing with them far easier. Either way, Niyr would make sure to use a bit of magic to briefly reinforce the ship where the crewmate hits it, ensuring that at least a majority of the impact damage is dealt to the crewmate.



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Niyr would be trying to shake off the feeling he got from Morpho's sudden return, and also shake the feeling back into his tail after the move he just did, before realizing that the Adventurer's Sails has picked up quite a bit of momentum. However, first, the coup de grâce. Niyr would deliver this part by making sure that the crewmate is dead before anything happens to the Adventurer's Sails, even if it requires using the power of action magic to transfer the damage he does to the ship to the crewmate. But first, Niyr would walk over, and pull an object out of thin air and not a portal this time, before placing that object on himself. That object would be a small metal ring-shaped symbol, which would melt shortly after Niyr places it on himself, and appear to get absorbed into him. Afterwards, the tip of his tail would turn into metal, before slowly changing shape into something more spear-like, which he would then use to stab the crewmate seventeen times. Once he's done with that, the tip of his tail would return to normal, while the sound of music would suddenly fill the air around the Adventurer's Sails.



Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Welcome to MPGTV. Also known as Music Pro-Godmodder Television.
Now playing, The Last SaskPGatchewan PGrate by CaPGtain TraPGtor.
[OOC Note - Link to the original non-PG version here]

I used to be a Godmodder, and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the PG line
But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And the AGs came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!"
The AG team, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a PGrate on the river SaskPGatchewan!
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey AGs bar yer doors
When ya see the Polly Goger on RePGina's mighty shores
Well, you'd think the local AGs would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!
A bridge outside of Moose PGaw spans a mighty river
AGs cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that TraPGtor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey AGs bar yer doors
When ya see the Polly Goger on RePGina's mighty shores


-STAND BY-

We apologise for the interruption, however, pirates.


Niyr would step onto the deck of the Adventurer's Sails, and look off the bow. And see a small canoe approaching, with famous PGrate CaPGtain TraPGtor at the paddle, approaching at ramming speed. Or at least ramming speed for a canoe.
But by the time the camera pans back to where Niyr was standing, he'd be gone. Instead, there would be the sound of an anchor dropping from the ship into the water.
That anchor would be Niyr, who this time would have gone to the Adventurer's Sails chain locker, where the normal anchor chain is stored. First, he would summon a pure white orb, which would slowly lower into the bottom of the ship's hull, and move in a circle, instantly disintegrating everything it touches, until a hole large enough for Niyr to drop down would open. Next, Niyr would get rid of the orb, and bite down on the end of the chain. After biting on the chain, he'd use the metal shifting power he got from the object earlier to turn his own snout into metal, which would then seal shut and fuse with the chain, preventing it from coming free from him. Then, still fused to the chain, he'd tap into the consciousness of one of his other selves to draw a set of runes on the chain to increase it's strength, and hopefully prevent the AGs from just cutting or breaking it through normal means, or otherwise delay them. And with the done, he'd slowly walk to the hole, before jumping down it and turning the rest of himself into metal, effectively making him a second anchor on the other end of the chain. The intended result of this would be to stop the Adventurer's Sails quite suddenly, hopefully decreasing it's momentum, damaging it, or if the crewmate is somehow still alive, slamming the crewmate into something and finishing them off.

This would all be happening while the singing PGrate CaPGtain TraPGtor would be going at flank speed towards the Adventurer's Sails in his canoe.
But, the coup d'état has yet to happen, and that would happen in the form of a rather large somewhat liquid looking shark coming out of the water under the canoe, mouth open wide, and PGrate CaPGtain TraPGtor disappearing from view before the shark's jaws snap shut, and it sinks back into the water. Or disperses, it's hard to tell.
What is easy to tell however is that in it's place would be some kind of latex hybrid between a dog and a squid, likely from the game Changed. And it seems to intend to board the Adventurer's Sails.
Such a deed cannot go unpunished however, and so to please the essence of Chaos that exists within this realm, the forest's hostility would increase by 666 points, and unfortunately someone just cut into a glade containing a Giant Stormbird, and sent scouts to investigate. This immediately changes it from Clearance to Storm, with the massive hostility causing resolve to absolutely plummet. This makes Professor Plum from Clue leave, which somehow summons the FBI to the Adventurer's Sails. However, the FBI is not trained to handle latex creatures, and the squid dog would take advantage of this, quickly climbing aboard the ship and transfurring the entire FBI squad, and absorbing most of them, leaving one as a new squid dog while the original grows in size considerably. It would then raise its tentancles, which are each struck by lightning, which makes the giant squid dog explode and cover the entire ship in white latex.
Fear caused by this event makes resolve drop even lower, and impatience to increase by three points, which ends up being enough to cause a game over.

This kicks Niyr back to the map screen somehow, while a now soulless copy of him still exists as an anchor attached to the Adventurer's Sails. Niyr would then quit the game, and look through what other options he has on Steam. He then decides to play Global Thermonuclear War, which he wins by pressing Alt-F4 as soon as it starts loading. However, this also crashes the virtual world he ended up in, and brings him back to the Adventurer's Sails, where he would end up in the middle of a puddle of white latex, which quickly envelops him before he has a chance to react...


All right, that's all for this time folks, thank you for tuning in for this episode of The War of a Thousand Universes, brought to you by PGBS. Tune in nest time to see the conclusion of what will have come of Niyr, in The War of a Thousand Universes: Revenge of the Anti-Godmodders.
[OOC]
(I think this might be my longest post here yet, it at least feels like it could be, and if it isn't I think it should at least be second place.)
(EDIT: Looking at it now I'm not so sure, so I'll make sure to go even further next time.)
 
[Charge]:
[17/60]: The letter do be travelin' tho.
+1 to ©, because it's been too long since we've seen a charge be completed (Discounting Dragonwolf's because it's not even that big of a charge) (@levohSetyhporolhC)

[Action]: Remember that last part of the Super Sonic fight with the 3rd main boss in Frontiers? Also, *Sound of breaking glass*

Kirby stands up above the wreckage of the Indigo Stone Guardian. Deciding to change things up, Kirby takes off his headband and puts on your average, blue and red cotton baseball hat. Backwards.

ESP Kirby then, lo and behold, sees the ancient stone blade.

Jeopardy question time: When you're up against a gigantic titan and there's a gigantic sword nearby, what do you do?
A. Grab the sword and whack the titan with it.
B. Take the sword with telekinesis and cut the titan in half with it.
C. Stab the titan on the sword just 'cause.
D. Eat the sword.

Kirby chooses to try all of the above, besides D, and levitates the sword.

Pol spots what Kirby's doing, and decide to unleash one of their stronger abilities.

The local plane of reality literally breaks apart like shattered glass... with the remaining guardian only able to see their environment through jagged shards of confusing orientations, floating about in an endless void. Time seems to have been affected too, as visions of the past and the future, from locations all over existence, can be seen. One depicts Kirby slamming the blade into the titan, with the blade shattering on impact. Another depicts a certain golden hedgehog, wielding a gigantic sword telekinetially as well.

Pol lands next to Kirby as he too is confused by reality's shattering. For, usually, none are used to it. Pol, however, shares with Kirby some memories of her using the ability in the past. Memories of a different battle from long ago.
"Now, go get them."

Kirby then, now having experience knowing how to move in reality's shattering, starts swinging the sword at the guardian. First, a vertical swing that the guardian literally jumps into because it looked like an attempt to sweep their feet. Then, Kirby spins the sword in the air and drives it into the guardian's head. However, both times, the sword just bounces off, as cracks begin to manifest on the ancient stone blade instead.
"...poyo?"

Pol then teleports in several copies of a certain hammer known as Shattering Justice, and telekinetically has them all swung into the stone blade at the same time. The nano-toxins in the hammer would leak into the sword on impact, weakening it severely.
"Go, now."

Kirby then, true to the vision the guardian saw earlier, slams the blade into the guardian as they're still trying to make sense of the new shattered reality they stand in, with the blade shattering on impact.

Reality then puts itself back together, as if nothing happened.
 
Hey there! I've been swamped for the past two weeks and haven't had the time to update the game. An update should be able to come later this week, but no promises... just consider this a reminder that the game is not dead!
 
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