Things that are technically wrong

Lets make a list

-Its 2d
-You can carry seemingly infinite items and destroy them at will
-Gold is stronger than a-lot of other metals
-Basically all the mobs (Just to keep this list small)
-Almost all the items
-Hardmode
-Wings
-Rare drops
-Event summoner items
-Pumpkin/frost moon
-Slimes
 
Hmmmmm oh yea plantera isn't one shorted by axes/chainsaws
And why don't they make eye of the tiger which is the EoC but shoots tigers out of tigers out of tigers out of tigers out of tigers out of tigers out of tigers out of tigers
 
Let's see:

- Drink water while drowning to recover health
- Buildings require no structural support whatsoever
- You always explode no matter what the cause of death was
- Tombstones dropped on death are made of rubber
- Bunnies pretend to be your friend but, in reality, are just waiting for a blood moon so they can tear you apart

And those are just a few.
 
The fact that you have to wait 60 seconds after drinking a potion to drink another one, and really in fact the ability to drink some concoction of mushrooms, gel and water to instantly heal up cuts, burns, broken bones and more
 
The Destroyer doesn't actually destroy anything besides the player.
to be honest i think he is more devistaing to NPCs than players

but yeah this game doesn't take itself seriously but that's the point if it did we couldn't have rocket launchers sniper rifels shotguns muskets beam swords badass boomerang hammers rain clouds of death, spell books{ that summon streams of piss, crystal shards, bouncing homing blades of water, and orbs that shoot enemies}, minions and instant killing flying skulls...
what fun would there be in that:dryadtongue:
 
Skeletron, he's bleeding everywhere even though he's a skeleton, he floats and is capable of spinning his head in mid air, and he has two sets of Ulna and Radius in his arms, Where is the bloody Humerus?!
 
Let's see:

- Drink water while drowning to recover health
- Buildings require no structural support whatsoever
- You always explode no matter what the cause of death was
- Tombstones dropped on death are made of rubber
- Bunnies pretend to be your friend but, in reality, are just waiting for a blood moon so they can tear you apart

And those are just a few.

Yeah. If you die burning in flames, you explode. If you drown, you explode. If a laser hits you, you explode. If you die bleeding or poisoned, you explode. If you get sliced, you explode. It's like Isaac Netero.

If you step in the water, the piranhas from the other lake you chase you by rubbing their faces in the coast.
 
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