Casual Things you believed when you were very young

That women peed like some sort of water pump.
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This one specifically.
 
That caving was like video games; very easy to do and not very dangerous.
 
The reason I thought Kirby was a girl is pretty obvious.
Pink = girl, standard 6 year old logic
 
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows FR.
I thought this, and I also thought that there were pink cows that made strawberry milk. I think that happens in a Team Oomie Zoomie episode
 
People would ski off cliffs on "Tripple black diamond" hills
 
I believed an actual underground civilization existed when I was little, as well as mermaids and fairies. While the prior two are now just relegated to worldbuilding material, I still believe fairies are real. We just can't see them because they are on the same echelon as angels: invisible to us because [insert trope about not being pure of heart or because of being tainted by darkness].
 
BRO I REMEBER THAT SHOW

It's also team Umizoomi not oomie zoomie
lol I spelled it like that at first but when I looked it up to confirm it autocorrected to that
But you’re right
 
I have never been a religious person but when I was little I used to take piano lessons in a church, and they would have those Chapter:Verse things (there’s probably a name for that but I don’t know it) on posters and stuff. I didn’t know what those were, but I saw they were separated with a colon and made the educated guess that it was a different method of telling time. The only other system I had heard of was military time, so I just guessed that all churches used military time, and that military time had like a million hours a day. I believed that for an embarrassingly long time.
 
For some reason when I first learned that axolotls existed (from Minecraft of course) for a long time I thought they had 6 legs (instead of 4)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
 
thought the school principal was the president 💀
 
I used to think people said AM, as in the AM PM time thing, to end prayer.

Amen to not thinking that any more. :P

thought the school principal was the president 💀
Honestly, this feels like a very understandable mistake for a young kid to make. They're both leadership/authority roles that start with pr and are about the same length.
 
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