Casual Things you believed when you were very young

[HellHeater]

That women peed like some sort of water pump.

This one specifically.

 

[Wopod]

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows FR.

 

[MoultonLava]

That caving was like video games; very easy to do and not very dangerous.

 

[jumpcats1234]

That caving was like video games; very easy to do and not very dangerous.

Try Minecraft

That toys that talked were possesed.

 

[Benry Gaming ❤️]

Thought Kirby was a girl

 

[RainbowPotato]

Thought Kirby was a girl

I thought link was a girl.

 

[Benry Gaming ❤️]

I thought link was a girl.

Why? The long hair that he’s sometimes portrayed with?

 

[RainbowPotato]

Why? The long hair?

Yes, and the pony tail.

 

[Benry Gaming ❤️]

The reason I thought Kirby was a girl is pretty obvious.
Pink = girl, standard 6 year old logic

 

[RainbowPotato]

The reason I thought Kirby was a girl is pretty obvious.
Pink = girl, standard 6 year old logic

Me as a 7yr logic: long hair = girl

 

[Benry Gaming ❤️]

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows FR.

I thought this, and I also thought that there were pink cows that made strawberry milk. I think that happens in a Team Oomie Zoomie episode

 

[Timey-Whimy]

People would ski off cliffs on "Tripple black diamond" hills

 

[HotAirBalloon🐿️]

Team Oomie Zoomie episode

BRO I REMEBER THAT SHOW

It's also team Umizoomi not oomie zoomie

 

[Windbliss🦋✨]

I believed an actual underground civilization existed when I was little, as well as mermaids and fairies. While the prior two are now just relegated to worldbuilding material, I still believe fairies are real. We just can't see them because they are on the same echelon as angels: invisible to us because [insert trope about not being pure of heart or because of being tainted by darkness].

 

[Benry Gaming ❤️]

BRO I REMEBER THAT SHOW

It's also team Umizoomi not oomie zoomie

lol I spelled it like that at first but when I looked it up to confirm it autocorrected to that
But you’re right

 

[HotAirBalloon🐿️]

lol I spelled it like that at first but when I looked it up to confirm it autocorrected to that
But you’re right

Teeeam Umizoomi!

 

[Benry Gaming ❤️]

I have never been a religious person but when I was little I used to take piano lessons in a church, and they would have those Chapter:Verse things (there’s probably a name for that but I don’t know it) on posters and stuff. I didn’t know what those were, but I saw they were separated with a colon and made the educated guess that it was a different method of telling time. The only other system I had heard of was military time, so I just guessed that all churches used military time, and that military time had like a million hours a day. I believed that for an embarrassingly long time.

 

[TWillyH]

For some reason when I first learned that axolotls existed (from Minecraft of course) for a long time I thought they had 6 legs (instead of 4)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

 

[HotAirBalloon🐿️]

thought the school principal was the president

 

[CTNC]

I used to think people said AM, as in the AM PM time thing, to end prayer.

Amen to not thinking that any more.

thought the school principal was the president

Honestly, this feels like a very understandable mistake for a young kid to make. They're both leadership/authority roles that start with pr and are about the same length.