Casual Things you believed when you were very young

[King Jameth III🌳]

I seriously think the only thing I had was that taxes were monthly

 

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

Newborn babies descend from Heaven (I bet ya'll can figure out my reaction when I learned otherwise).

That’s sorta similar to something I thought.
When my younger brother was born, I thought that God came to the door of our house like a delivery man and gave him to us.

 

[TWillyH]

I watched too much OG brainrot as a kid, shows like Larva and Grizzly and The Lemmings. I used to think you could actually see farts and fart bubbles

 

[ethan2🥐🌳🐿]

i used to think that my grandpa had been to the moon before
he showed me a video of the moon landing and i thought the astronaut was him and my grandma was the other astronaut
he never corrected me, i think he enjoyed the praise i gave him

 

[RandomDuckNerd]

not true. Things like Santa Claus being real

wait what

 

[Reginald🔥]

What if... Santa is real? Maybe Saint Nicholas found a way to be immortal!
(dun dun duuun)

 

[King Jameth III🌳]

wait what

yeah I agree, what do you mean things like Santa not being real? This is the "things you believed as a child but don't because you aren't immature", not the "factually accurate things" thread. I thought a moderator of all people wouldn't post in the wrong thread...

 

[Timey-Whimy]

I believed that in Pokémon, the "physic" type was "physics"

presidents were immortal gods and I could talk to George Washington if I wanted to

 

[Halloween!]

presidents were immortal gods and I could talk to George Washington if I wanted to

Only is America...

 

[Reginald🔥]

I used to think the contraction "it's"—meaning, of course, "it is"—also meant what I now know is "its", the possessive form of the pronoun "it".

 

[Green_Metaknight]

I used to think that America was a democracy, when in fact, it is actually a republic.

 

[Reginald🔥]

I used to think that America was a democracy, when in fact, it is actually a republic.

*oligarchy
/j

 

[ChrisChill]

Way back in elementary school someone told me that you turn into a vampire if you eat an apple, I didn't really believe them, but I wasn't able to look at an apple normally after that for the next few years.

 

[Benry Gaming]

I watched too much OG brainrot as a kid, shows like Larva and Grizzly and The Lemmings. I used to think you could actually see farts and fart bubbles

Those are not the OG brainrot

 

[Ludolf]

Some of mine are that onions shoot little seeds in your eyes (which is why some people's eyes are irritated after cutting an onion), if I drank soda, I would be arrested (don't ask), and that songs didn't have notes, singers just sung the lyrics.

 

[Benry Gaming]

If I drank soda, I would be arrested.

I thought coke had alcohol in it.