IC TWillyH's Epic RP

[Green_Metagnight]

The MCorp Mech Pilot looks at the ground, his eyes widening in horror.
"UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE DETECTED. ANALYSING... ANALYSING... ANALYSING... MOLECULAR STRUCTURE IS FOREIGN. ELECTRIC CHARGE LEVELS ARE FOREIGN."
"GEIGER COUNTER UNAVAILABLE. ANTI-RADIATION PILLS UNAVAILABLE. ANTI-RADIATION SYRINGES UNAVAILABLE. EVACUATION IS RECOMMENDED FOR NON-ROBOTIC LIFEFORMS."

 

[Esther]

(I need a filler post in the OOC real quick so I can say something I forgot in my 11PM tiredness)

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

A small sleigh being pulled by 2 flying reindeer is speeding towards the group. Other TWillyH appears to be in its line of trajectory.

 

[TWillyH]

Oh shingle duster *ing gets hit*

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

The sleigh brutally plows Doge into the ground, and there's a loud 'CRACK' as the passenger—a goblin wearing a lab coat and turban—is violently jolted forward, his glasses flying off. His limp body slumps half-over the front edge of the vehicle.

 

[TWillyH]

The sleigh brutally plows Doge into the ground, and there's a loud 'CRACK' as the passenger—a goblin wearing a lab coat and turban—is violently jolted forward, his glasses flying off. His limp body slumps half-over the front edge of the vehicle.

*Is literally unharmed (In a cool way)*
who the finkle fart a tart just tried to commit several traffic crimes

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

who the finkle fart a tart just tried to commit several traffic crimes

Upon hearing this, the two reindeer make displeased looks.

They then look back to then see that their passenger is no longer moving, so they shrug (as well as reindeer can shrug), unhitch themselves, and fly away.

 

[TWillyH]

Upon hearing this, the two reindeer make displeased looks.

They then look back to then see that their passenger is no longer moving, so they shrug (as well as reindeer can shrug), unhitch themselves, and fly away.

Okay so like that was random
Eh I've seen worse
Now who is this person

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Upon closer inspection, Doge can see that the mustached goblin doesn't appear to be breathing, or at least not enough to be noticeable.

 

[Esther]

Elys seems very confused about the situation.

 

[Fluxxation]

Some sort of cyan rift cracks in the sky as two metallic figures fall out.

The first lands with a dramatic boom, a small crater of cracked ground around them as they rise to their feet, a slender machine covered in white metal plates, several-lensed oculus glowing ominously.

The second, a much more humanoid, somewhat short, a plainly armored machine lands with a rough thud beside the other machine, slowly getting to its feet as the large and plain oculus that constitutes its face wobbles around, as if it's dazed.

"Analysis of fall severity would indicate a roughly 2.13% chance of external damage, rending internal damage risk irrelevant."

The larger machine turns to its counterpart as the rift in the sky closes.

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU KNOW THE EXACT CHANCE? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU."

"Likely because you already have plenty of internal damage in the processing region."

"...."

"WHAT?"

 

[Esther]

"Likely because you already have plenty of internal damage in the processing region."

(I'm putting this in my quote list later)

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

The first lands with a dramatic boom, a small crater of cracked ground around them as they rise to their feet, a slender machine covered in white metal plates, several-lensed oculus glowing ominously.

When this happens, it shakes the sleigh just enough for the body to slip forwards, tumbling onto the rough ground.

 

[Fluxxation]

The two machines continue to talk/argue loudly with each other, unaware that anyone else seems to exist.

 

[TWillyH]

What are those 2 idiots doing

 

[Green_Metagnight]

"Arguing, obviously."

 

[Fluxxation]

What are those 2 idiots doing

At the mention of the word idiot, the tall one rotates in place to face them.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

The smaller machine sighs.

"One idiot.."

 

[Green_Metagnight]

At the mention of the word idiot, the tall one rotates in place to face them.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

The smaller machine sighs.

"One idiot.."

"The rectangular orange being called you idiots."

 

[Fluxxation]

"The rectangular orange being called you idiots."

"I DON'T SEE AN ORANGE ANYWHERE, LET ALONE A RECTANGLE ONE."

The smaller machine groans loudly.

 

[Green_Metagnight]

"I DON'T SEE AN ORANGE ANYWHERE, LET ALONE A RECTANGLE ONE."

The smaller machine groans loudly.

"...Are your optical sensors dysfunctional, or are you just unintelligent?"